Sergio Mendacious

Saw this on Twitter - the subtitling was sublime

5 hours ago, deathrey said:

does that mean she's Azhor Azai?

A well-earned link on the Grand Maebster’s chain

“La bolsa” *grabs el crotch*

Turner el gusano

43 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

The theory on the Walkers doing a double attack are solid but even with the new retconned eta on Westeros travel it would have to come later in the series. 

Himself flies over there on his dead dragon, raising the massive amounts of war dead along the way, and in Kings Landing.

Pretty sure there's no real expiration date on the dead, when Bran and Co. arrived at the Three-Eyed Raven's house, the corpses coming out of the ground seemed to be Harryhousen-level skeletonized.

Here's a bloody facebook update — my dad is in facebook jail for 30 days, for some sort of racism — kind of glad I don't know what.

Goodie Griffiths denounces Goodwife Drago, accusing her of witchcraft for finishing a frame within an hour.

sorry, wrong Crucible. Great thread.

You could get down to granular details, really — how vulnerable are the White Walkers to dragonglass/valerian steel? Could you knacker them with tiny fletchings?

2 minutes ago, TheBurningRed said:

FFS

Through the Moon Door.

Bit of a bollock that Pod's on the bench whilst Gendry is getting his end away. Someone needs a whisper in Sansa's ear, let her have a good time for once.

2 hours ago, Merzbow said:

I hate Bran Stark and his face like a half buttered bollock.

Had this discussion the other day — did they look at the parents of the lad, and say "he's a perfectly acceptable looking little kid, and we anticipate that he's going to grow up looking like a factory-reject knacker, which will suit his role as a weird twat"?

Jesus christ... I agree with whoever said it earlier today (Liz Mair, I think) – he's after the 25th Amendment.

wow.

Yeah, Houchen "wins" the thread, although we're all winners, really.

I like to relax my mind with a bit of S.E. Rogie.

It's like foreign films — if you're not delving deep, you'll assume that it's all gold, because why would you hear about bad foreign films? It's the same with African disco — I'm sure there's heaps of crap, but all I ever hear is just excellent.

Oranges are not the only fruit of the poisoned tree.

That's the ending I had written for the UKFF, can't believe I accidentally plagiarized BG.

fucking massive

7 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Shades of Mark Francois vs Will Self in this exchange..

Reminded me of this, which I think about far too often.