Sergio Mendacious

13 minutes ago, Tommy! said:

Que sera sera. 

Get in the corner.

4 minutes ago, King of Hamptons said:

Some wise words from Ramsey Bolton 

 

https://youtu.be/FT4_Fefew78

Reeks of awesomeness

EDIT — ignore

1 hour ago, Sonny Mustang said:

I’m disappointed this appears to be no longer on the cards...

It's Bronn now, with Ser Robson Green as Hand — the set pulls away, and they're in the "Saturday Night at the Movies" set from 1996, as the whole cast of the past seven or so years comes out for a big Westerosi knees up to a Chas 'n' Dave version of "The Rains of Castermere," recorded before Chas passed away.

This is genuinely the only place I see a consistently non-fucking stupid reaction to this show. People all over the internet have built up their own ideas of what will happen with the characters - not even what should, but what will - and a deviation from that is taken as a personal insult. Last week Cersei chained Missandei up, and I saw so much dumb anger - “she doesn’t deserve that,” “that’s wrong!” - yeah, no shit. That’s the point - Cersei was being cruel to intimidate and infuriate her enemies, and yet that does get a reaction of hate to Cersei, it gets an indignant response.

And this week, Dany was “suddenly” driven to insane violence. Seemed to me like she has lost practically all advisors and friends, pushed the rest away, lost 2/3 of her children, and discovered it was all possibly for nothing due to Jon having the better claim. She went to Kings Landing expecting Cersei to refuse to yield, and thereby give her a mandate to burn the city. Didn’t happen, so she just took it anyway. But that’s not what the “fandom” wanted.

in summation, fandoms can fuck right off.

I remembered them having names like Elting Jones, or Manny Barillow

Sylvie is glorious, and people came down on Good Humor for a change of direction, but I think it's a blinding album.

25 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said:

I thought this too but someone a few pages back said that Jon has already been burnt by fire so he can't have dragonblood.

The magic works by discovering you're a Targaryan.

14 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

I'm all for the 'Samwell is GRRM' theory and for the final scene to end with him copying the Stephen J Cannell closing credits. Imagine the uproar!

That was the ending of my “Bran does the final episode of Byker Grove” storyline 

Might be a bit of a calculation - Missandei was a captive, and chopping her block off might not result into Drogon spitting liquid napalm on the city twenty seconds later. Tyrion was her hand, sent to negotiate, and doing him in would be a massive breach, with the Lannister name already associated with the Red Wedding and her nuking the big sept (izzat common knowledge?)

Everyone getting fractious over the cup, meanwhile no-one pointed out that Ser Davos showed up at least twice eating a parmo in his jeans and a string vest, before he was even in the show

9 minutes ago, Joe Blog said:

New theory, The Golden Company are there under orders from the Iron Bank. They will turn on Cersie as the Bank want a new monarch who can stabilise the realm and repay them.

 

They’re going to declare Westeros in chapter 11 bankruptcy, put the receivers in charge. Sell off the bits to the highest bidders.

Hoping to shift a few of these

http://bit.ly/SerbucksCoffee

Just saw that Chewbacca himself, Peter Mayhew, passed away. That’s one right in the childhood.

The other dragon seemed pretty knackered when it went down

4 hours ago, PunkStep said:

Where did Sergio post a screenshot from the trailer? I can't see anything

That would be a screenshot from episode 3

And of all people, Brienne isn’t likely to spare him, or do anything but a proper decapitation execution

45 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said:

That was only because the actor who played him quit the show before they had a chance to write him out. 

Not saying this isn't true, and knew that Stephen Dillane hated the role/show/both, but where did you see this?

It’s the mountain battering the bloke who boasted that Cersei admired his nob during the walk of shame 

54 minutes ago, Joe Blog said:

Trailer Spoiling AND Book Wanking. Oh Red, why have you done this. Fetch the rock of shame. 

I thought that music was the prelude to Tyrion and Sansa going all Butch & Sundance, really got me. 

I made the mistake of rewatching the whole show, but not getting it all done before the start of the series, so I’ve been interspersing series. I feel altogether too invested, so seeing some of them die is going to be knackering

Bit stiff 

I think it’s at least post mass Dothraki slaughter, chances are he’s not dying offscreen (though tbf he lived offscreen for a few seasons)

Just now, Joe Blog said:

Is Ghost ok? I guess not. 

Stood there, looking sheepish

4 minutes ago, Louch said:

In an era of forced feeling equality