Gus Mears

That looks really good. Best effort in a while and no rookie errors or UK Undertaker bacon.

27 minutes ago, Fatty Facesitter said:

Definitely a transplant! You can see the outline. Only 28 and before this he looked about 50. Now he looks...well, about 45. But once it's all gone through he'll look about 30...by which time he probably will be.

Must have tapped up Jimmy White for where to get it done. He looked great when he went full cue ball, don't know what he's doing.

Handsome Hossein's barnet when he can't be arsed to shave it is an unmitigated disaster. Someone buy that lad a pack of Gilette.

What's that shite on the egg? Spring onions?

My Mum locked herself out of her Paddy Power account so had to sign up for Bet365 for the National. I keep sending her pictures of Ray Winstone's head and she has no idea why.

That's even worse than the one last weekend. Christ.

As I have done every year for the past 5 without the slightest hint of success, I'm backing Robotson to win.

32 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Haven’t tried them as cheese is the devil, but Iceland/Food Warehouse is a treasure trove for this thread. Bar the Mrs Browns Boys and Lewis Capaldi shit. 

Got rid of the carbonara pizza though. Absolutely gutted.

Anyone tried these bad boys from Iceland? As seen on social media so they must be good.

Kevin Nash vs Punk. Big Sexy wins in 5 seconds to best his Bob Backlund record. Give the people (me) want they want, Tone!

This remains Craig Charles's best (only) good moment on Twitter.

I vaguely remember, deep in the distant past, what it was like to have consecutive days where it wasn't clouting it down and blowing a gale.

Merlin and his grey pantaloons

Ding vs Vafaei in the first round makes me very sad.

Connoisseurs favourite of the round  (well, mine) is Milkins vs Joe Perry, love both of them.

Wonder what would happen if you down Scott Malbranque's Brain Tonic and follow it up with a quart of that prune/apple concoction from the Great UKFF Shitoff.

Good combo of olf duffers and Young Chinese Players getting through so far. Hoping for Hamilton and Perry to round off the former contingent. Obviously, you never know how a debutant will react to the Crucible, but Wu Yize is one I enjoy watching a lot, can blow folks away on his day even though he's 12.

Big Serge is still making awful t-shirts and posting absurd content on Twitter. Miss him on here.

Pleased he's finally found a bit of fame and presumably made a bit of scratch while finding a niche for protest songs at a time they're often needed.

I do however miss the songs on a cassio keyboard about your cock smelling like Quavers and Alan Titchmarsh fingering himself with a frozen turd. Watching him with about 20 other people in the Punk Cupbaord at the Winchester Gate in Salisbury is one my favourite ever gigs.

That's cracking work @Fatty Facesitter. Looking forward to an evening in front of the box, one of the better 48 hours of snooker in the year.

Walden vs Thep pick of the round. Two very different players, though I think Walden's craftiness will win the day. Hussein better get through, already down one of my favourites with Yan Bingtoa in the clag 😢

16 minutes ago, FelatioLips said:

Have a bad feeling about the series with the Cubs. They seemed a league above us last night and we were lucky to take them to extra innings. I know they relied a lot on it last season, but these 1 run leads the Mariners love to have are nerve wracking.

The @gmoney effect, you'd be cleaning up this series if he'd never been sent that damned hat.

Duvall getting injured is a disaster. Any fledgling hope this team won't blow right out the window with that one. We'll be lucky to get one out of Tampa who are irritatingly good yet again. I wish they'd move somewhere decent, there's the makings of a great franchise somewhere with that front office but it's hard to ever give a shit when there's about 15 people in the whole country who support them and Tropicana Field is an utter toilet.

Great knock for a cartoonist.

Did they take the eggs out of a pack of Haribo?

Cracking Easter lunch with the family. Did a 13 hour slow cooked lamb shoulder and a (moderately less slow cooked) leg. Felt like doing something different than usual roast, so boulanger and parmentier potatoes along with asparagus, braised leeks and carrots. Definitely doing lamb joints like this going forward, beats all the ballache of getting the times right for rare which I'm shit at with lamb.

That's fine. I only like Rachel Stevens.

You can fry almost anything if you put your mind to it. Doesn't mean you should.