Gus Mears

Edit - accidental post 

That was a supremely stupid match and I loved it. Rugby is much better when there are drop goals.

My brain has ruined Frankenstein by insisting I read all the monster dialogue in Bob Mortimer's Jonjo Shelvey voice.

Fair play to the lad. He's worked really hard for this opportunity.

And the bit in Blue Velvet where Dennis Hopper is singing In Dreams high off his nut.

I'd put the Muppets somewhere around electricity and the wheel as the peak of human creation. A purely joyous thing. Watched a couple of the early 1980's episodes the other week with Mrs Mears and it was fantastic, Debbie Harry and Kenny Rogers clearly having the time of their lives as guest stars.

When we were on our honeymoon last year the resort we stayed in had a daily Sesame Street show. Human size Cookie Monster with a massive arse.

Usually, but not when it's something I wasn't intending on reading and it's one click to download. Spur of the moment reading.

Frankenstein, one of the free classics you can get via Prime on Kindle. Disappointed by the lack of Puttin on the Ritz.

There has been precious few occasions where this has been the case this year, but love it when it's a summer Sunday and the Brewers are at home early. Getting out for an evening walk while listening to near 90 year old Bob Eucker on commentary.

We were in the Uecker seats without anyone behind. Lot of families about and two lads next to us were quiet throughout and evidently had iron bladders, managing to get through from 4PM to 10 without moving once.

Let's hear it for dandelion and burdock. A forgotten classic.

Agreed on A&W. Getting it in the frosted mug from one of their restaurants is a Real Treat.

I had great fun. Think the same group of us will go up next year. I don't watch AEW TV so haven't seen a great deal of MJF before, but he's phenomenal. Gets working a crowd in a way I've only seen in a handful of people.

Very pleaaed I managed to time going for a piss and getting a pint with Saraya's match perfectly.

Just got to the station. Train delayed for an  indeterminate amount of time. Get in.

I'll be hitting up the retail park (the one with toilets) once I arrive. Safe travels.

Shit and expensive. Other than that it's great.

European Masters starts tomorrow, lads. Finally some real sport on after the end of the Ashes.

Well excited. Have been jonesing to the extent that I watched the British Open qualifiers on Facebook last week. Me and 70 other people worldwide watching Rod fucking Lawler crawl his way to victories.

Cracking stuff. Also enjoying the transformation from Plusnet bellend to post weight loss Jonny Vegas.

14 minutes ago, Fatty Facesitter said:

His co-commentator, Alan Comfort, became a vicar after retiring from football. 

Are we still able to go for a shit in the retail park bogs though?

A's nailed on staying in Oakland after this endorsement

The Audible ad campaign which is plastered everywhere:

Wake up late for work. Pay for a taxi. It's Saturday! Laugh through it all with Audible.

You spent hundreds of thousands of pounds and this was the funniest real life situation you could come up with? Although it is pitch perfect for people who call themselves right cards and have 'you don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!' signs on their desks.

I'm furious at myself for teeing that up.

31 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Not having that! Love a bit of Les Dennis.

Why? 

Fuller Carver is something you order with a roast when you want a few extra slices of meat.

Someone has vandalised a local driving instructors branded car so it now reads ASS MASTER and I've been laughing about it all day.

I'm finishing a two part biography of Charles de Gaulle translated from French. Great read. Taking away his politics etc he sounds like an absolute fucking nightmare to be around.

Also getting back into reading philosophy a bit. Half way through Critique of Pure Reason by Kant as a prelude to reading some Hegel which I've never done before. It's like making your bonce run a marathon, can only read about an hour at a time before it hurts.