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Fair play.  A stripper in my local would be the best Friday night in history, no matter how rough.  The most interesting thing that happens is when the blind man tries to go to the toilet on his own.

I was reading a thread on here recently where somebody described an experience in a pub that ended with him shagging a stripper on stage while his mates cheered him on.  I thought it would be in the confession thread but no luck.  Does anybody have a link to it?  It's going to be a slow day at work.

I haven't watched Raw, but were Owens and Rusev really helping break it up?

Joe's been crap enough alright, they haven't given him much though. If he could lose a bit more weight it would definitely help his cause, he looks awful in comparison to everyone else.

I don't think it's his weight as much as his ring gear.  He looks like he's wrestling in a skirt.  He should go back to his tight shorts.

I'm hoping we'll see a series with the likes of Balor, Owens, Zayn etc. before they get called up, and not a borefest with Corbin.

I'm in the break room at work and a group of people are talking about some event with karaoke and "Pie and Peas not included" and I honestly think they're on about this.

Nah, they've got that wrong for starters.

I don't know the answer, but I just wanted to say thanks for reminding me of that game.  This weekend will most definitely be a write-off now.

Just in case anyone else is interested, the sorely missed Kelly Kelly has a new TV show coming out, unfortunately it's a reality show based on the lives of wives and girlfriends of professional sportsmen not an action comedy show featuring regular nudity.

Eh?

It would ask for a password to sign up, unless you were already logged into WWE.com automatically from the last time you were a member. Go onto wwe.com, log out, and then do a failed sign-in and get them to send a password reminder.

That's the thing though, I always use the same password for everything, and it wasn't accepting it at all. I tried signing out of my old account with my laptop but I couldnt find the log out button for the life of me. I ended up setting up a brand new account with my girlfriend's phone.

I've just re-signed up to the Network and I tried signing in on Apple TV, but when it came to the password I realised the sign-up process didn't even ask for a password. I tried the only password I ever use assuming I just typed it instinctively, but it rejected it. Has this happened to anybody else?

The main event for tonight is apparently Seth Rollins & Kane vs Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns in a rematch from....well, take your pick I suppose.

Life is far too short.

Swerved was ok, but I hope they pull more actual scenarios with a real build ala Punk'd, instead of having Hornswoggle jump out from under a table and pretend it was this massive hilarious prank.

Gunner should turn up in NXT and attack Blake, then take his place as Murphy's tag team partner.

Sheamus new music is miles worse than Lobster Head. It's unbelievably generic. Mind, I've probably only heard it twice, so maybe it grows on you.

Haven't watched Raw in a while, does he dress like that all the time now? He looks quite daft.

I binge-watched season 1 of Silicon Valley last week and managed to finish it in a day. Great series with some really great characters, especially Erlich. Good to hear season 2 is just as good.

TIL that "Stephanie McMahon" is an anagram for "The Macho Man Penis".

I had the same problem, using PayPal worked for me.

I really don't like Joe's ring gear, he looks like he's wearing a skirt. Did he wear that in TNA?

Sorry, I'll wear my glasses next time.

The twitter exchanges between the Dudleys and Harper & Rowan are more than fans jumping to conclusions.

It's hardly jumping to conclusions. They used the finisher of quite a famous tag team, a member of which has recently made his first appearance in 10 years, and then talked about fighting on Twitter. It probably won't happen, but how is that jumping to conclusions?

Hulk Hogan has blocked me on Twitter. I can't recall ever tweeting him.

 

 

You're from Harlow aren't you, PunkStep? There's a chippy near my girlfriend's parents' house that sells these, quite near to the town centre. They call it Potato Surprise. Not tried it myself but my missus raves about it.

 

Atlantic Fish Bar on Hare Street? Dave's Plaice was the potato surprise purveyor of truth, courage, and valour ("careful mate, real hot") but that's now Harlow Tandoori.

Yeah sounds familiar, that might be it. It's attached to a really nice chinese.

What's wrong with booing somebody that's quite unlikable? It's not always a case of the fans being muppets or goons.

Anyone ever had southern fried potatoes before? When I was a kid a lot of the chip shops used to sell them, but I haven't seen them in years. They were quite big, somewhere between a roast and a jacket, in a southern fried coating. Obviously not as crispy as fried chicken, but they were really nice.

You're from Harlow aren't you, PunkStep? There's a chippy near my girlfriend's parents' house that sells these, quite near to the town centre. They call it Potato Surprise. Not tried it myself but my missus raves about it.

Out of the biggies, KFC and Subway are tied first, McDonalds is next and Burger King is dead last because every time I've gone there they've smothered everything with mayo. Five Guys beats them all, but you have to take out a mortgage to eat there.