HarmonicGenerator

While watching The Bloodening:

 

In your face, fishwife!

Zeppelin ruuuuules.....

You have selected "Regicide". If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1...

Welcome to Itchy & Scratchy Land, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong. Er, possib-lee go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

 

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If you kids can't keep your hands to yourselves, I'm gonna turn this car around and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!

 

(Nelson leans out of Bart's car and slaps the man on the back of the head)

 

THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!

 

I could call my ma from up here... HEY MA! GIT OFF THE DANG ROOF!

My favourite Groundskeeper Willy bit:Willy: It's a monster! Kill it, kill it!Smithers: It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!Willy: Aaaw, it's Mr. Burns... Kill it! Kill it!

I think that I shall never see,My cataracts are blinding me.

LaGoosh already posted part of this, but:Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.Selma: Her legend will live forever.Homer's brain: Yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman.Homer (aloud): Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!

I love Ralph "This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."

You've done grand, laddie. Now, you know what you have to do. Burn the house down. Burn 'em all!

What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, the birds are singing, the bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding...

Watched The Town on Sky tonight - I'd heard good things and it lived up to them, great film.

Can't believe I only just remembered this gem, one of my absolute favourites:

 

 

 

Homer: I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.

 

Marge: Won't that warp him?

 

Homer: My cousin Frank did it.

 

Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.

 

Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

 

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And another:

 

 

Homer: Moe, I need your advice.

 

Moe: Yeah...

 

Homer: See, I got this friend, Joey Joe-Joe Junior... Shabadoo?

 

Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.

 

(a man runs out of Moe's crying)

 

Barney: Hey, Joey Joe-Joe!

 

MENDOZAAAAAAAA!

Here's one for you. The director of the 'Let It Be' film has published a memoir, two relevant excerpts of which are here and here.

Two from the episode that featured The Simpsons' best wrestling reference ("he's Rowdy Roddy Peeper!"):

 

 

"You know how bashful I am - I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl. Heeheehee!"

 

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God...frey Jones: Tonight on Rock Bottom, we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers.

 

Farmer: I keep tellin' ya, I just grow sorghum here.

 

Reporter: And where are the hookers?

 

Farmer: Round back... Whoops.

 

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And two from another:

 

"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to... Ooh, I feel all funny... I'm in love! No, wait, it's a stroke"

 

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"Can I come too?"

 

 

"Aw"

Damn you, Walt Whitman! I! Hate! You! Walt! Freaking! Whitman!

"I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth" has been one of my favourites for years.

 

 

 

Just to blow my figurative load all over the thread before I go to sleep, the following are all from the subplot of a single perfectly cromulent episode. The subplot!

 

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"Bart, if foodstuffs should touch the ground, said foodstuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot. Since I don't see him around, start shovelling."

 

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"You said I wouldn't make any money. Well, I made a dollar while waiting for the bus."

 

"While you were out making that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. And the plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday."

 

"Woohoo! Four day weekend!"

 

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"Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?"

 

"Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all - the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odours - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'"

 

(the full version of a line that's already been posted)

 

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"Een America, first you get da sugar. Den you get de money. Den you get de power. Den you get de weemen."

 

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Marge: I want you to forget about guarding the stupid sugar! You're being completely paranoid.

 

Homer: Oh, am I? Am I really? Ah ha! (Pulls an Englishman out from behind the pile of sugar)

 

Englishman: (holding teacup and saucer) Hello.

 

Homer: All right, pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?

 

Englishman: I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again. Goodbye.

 

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"Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!"

 

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Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.

Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.

Beekeeper 1: Hmm... I'm afraid I don't.

Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise suggests no bees.

Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now... Oh look, there goes one now.

Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!

Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?

Beekeeper 2: ... ... Yes.

 

 

 

 

Fucking GENIUS.

Wait a minute... Statue Of Liberty... that was our planet!!! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you!!! Damn you all to hell!!!

 

You know, a town with money's a little like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and damned if he knows how to use it.

 

Hehe... Mule.

Good Lord, what is happening in there?

 

Aurora Borealis?

 

AURORA BOREALIS? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

 

Yes.

 

May I see it?

 

No.

They're on to us, get him back to Sea World!

 

 

No, no, dig UP, stupid...

Well, if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

 

The Tyneside in Newcastle are doing it with an intermission so people can refresh. Selling quite well according to their Twitter, but I have a meeting tomorrow night so can't go.The Rolling Stone issue with Harrison on the cover is now out over here. The article probably won't give any additional info to die-hards but is a nice read with excerpts from the Material World... book and some great photos.

Want next series now please. Great final episode.