Mr_Danger

1 minute ago, SuperBacon said:

I'd say he is more of a donkey to be honest.

He's tall and strong. That's it. If a new manager keeps him, they're mental.

Well your lot fancied getting a tune out of Timo Werner, teams on a budget try mad shit.  It’s not unfathomable that a new manager gives him an another season. He’s, tall, strong, powerful and quick. He’s perfectly adaptable to the physicality of the league and has shown flashes of being unplayable. Unfortunately it’s the prolonged runs in between those flashes that are, imo, the incurable problem.

I wouldn’t mind keeping him as a sort of tribute to Divock Origi tbh. 

5 minutes ago, Factotum said:

The narrative that Klopp announcing he was leaving is the reason they have collapsed would make sense if they weren't in all 4 competitions mid March, and were top only a few weeks ago. The real reason is they overachieved this season and are not as good as Arsenal and City. He's also replaced that amazing front three with players who aren't good enough. Will be a few years of transition for Liverpool now.

Carragher losing his head yesterday was funny. Wayne Rooney I thought was great on punditry especially with Liverpool constantly moaning about 12.30 kick offs. I mean playing first IS an advantage.

I’ve even heard some people pose that the announcement was to add extra story to whatever documentary they’re shooting this season. I agree on the overachieving and the forwards don’t compliment each other the way Salah, Mane and Bobby did. It’s a very dysfunctional attack. Salah is Salah but has swapped out a bit of pace for creativity. Diaz just doesn’t really suit the way we play and whilst is a very good player I won’t be surprised to see them cash in on him in the summer. Nunez is just fucking weird. A wild stallion who I can imagine any new manager will look at and think they can make a great impression by turning him in to the player we thought we were getting before quickly realising that a player approaching his mid 20’s is probably past being able to be coached the offside rule and hitting the ball either side of the goal keeper.

There’s still a great team there and if the spine of it stays I’d hope it will be a short transitional period but I’m very aware the days of being the only challengers to City are going out the door with Klopp.

I think the most optimistic result on that spreadsheet is beating Sheff Utd on the last day of the season. Even more so if there’s anything riding on it. That’s got Spursy result written all over it.

Out with Klopp, in with Slot.

56 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Yeah I'm not sure why either as if you listened to the same song as I did I'm sure you'd agree that no part of it could be described as rapping.

It’s some twat from the secret forum with an AI rap innit? 

For fucks sake, I’m on the school run then am otherwise occupied for the next 3 hours but I really want to get involved here! It’s gonna be locked by the time I’m home isn’t it?

Anatomy Of A Fall (2023)

Kevin Durand is one of those actors who I’m always pleased to see and it’s mainly because he was great in Lost. The only exception to this is when I thought he was on The Big Bang Theory and his acting was really shit but it was actually Elon Musk playing himself and I had no idea who that was at the time. A better time.

1 hour ago, Arch Stanton said:

Very gracious of you Houchey. Nice to see you taking it well whilst the rest of the ABUs on the forum are rattled. I felt fully embarrassed watching United win that, Coventry would have fully deserved that late winner had it been onside.

In fairness ABU has been a derelict term for about 10 years.

Two Irish fellas standing on stage with a reluctant Italian stranger going “duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh- duh-duh-duh duh-duh-duh-duh duhhhhhhhhhh” would have been a sight to behold. You can understand why it was passed over like.

16 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

And that's why he must be stopped at all costs.

Don’t shit on it so quickly. Seems like you could have a lot invested in a Damien Priest vs LA Knight loser leaves town match.

With Heath on the indies and Drew’s contract running down I can see a big 3MB reunion on the horizon.

1 hour ago, FLips said:

Man on Fire

We watched the first two Equalizers on Netflix and thought they were pretty enjoyable so moved on to another Denzel film as Equalizer 3 isn’t on Netflix yet.

I can only speak for the first 40 minutes as we turned it off after absolutely fuck all happened for the full 40. An action/thriller with no action for nearly the first full hour. Yawn.

The editing is headache inducing as well. Constant quick cuts and filters and rubbish camera angles. It’s like watching Raw at it’s worst but with awful early 2000s greeny brown filters over everything. 

Maybe it gets good but I’m not investing that much time into it to find out.

Creasy’s art is death and he was about to paint his masterpiece before you turned it off! 
 

If I remember correctly the whole point of the slow start of that film is showing Creasy’s relationship with Dakota Fanning develop so when the shit does hit the fan you feel it more. I remember really liking it, plus the Christopher Walken bit I’ve beautifully paraphrased at the top.

10 hours ago, Donald J Trump said:

Fucking hell, Cold War Steve has surpassed himself this time.

1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

I reckon you mention your girlfriend every other post. She definitely doesn't exist.

By that logic I also have no kids, I’m not a postman and I never take big stinking shits.

We’re not getting rid of the internet. I refuse to consult an encyclopaedia every time I need to prove my girlfriend wrong.

Where’s the parsley?

16 hours ago, Chili said:

Not Dynamite related but I'm throwing this in here because it's the thread that gets the most eyes, Nyla Rose is brilliant and fuck this shit.

 

 

Why does it turn in to a Kendrick Lamar song in the last two lines?

40 minutes ago, deathrey said:

@lanky316 I also loved The Worst Witch which did have a similar premise. It starred a young Felicity Jones of Star Wars: Rogue One fame.

@ReturnOfTheMack those books would probably have been worth quite a lot before JKR TERF'd herself.

One of the kids had a newer version of The Worst Witch on the other day and it had Bella Ramsey off of Game of Thrones and The Last Of Us in it.  Clearly the real witchy boarding school breeding ground for Britain’s top young actors.

Surely there’s an army of lawyers waiting to see what he settles at with this current case before they take up the rest of Vince’s natural life trying to get equal settlements on behalf of the other victims. You’d hope that nobody will touch him as long as this surrounds him and I don’t imagine there’ll be a lack of victims coming forward for the foreseeable especially when they see that whatever Vince had threatened them with to keep quiet is no longer an issue. 

Every now and then they scan that 8pack of Pepsi 2L(Max) as one bottle and it feels great although my Father Dougal facial expressions when it happens has given it away a couple of times.

I can see how Game On wouldn’t age as badly as people may think. Matthew is such a tragic loser and the joke is always on him. Obviously he’s a sexist, racist homophobe but he’s incredibly shallow with those views and he’s never held up as a character to aspire to. Ben Chapman is Matt No1 on his De Niro impression alone. Second Matthew is decent and probably suits being the loser better than super hunk Matt No1.

10 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

I'm struggling to find any decent sources of news on all the jk rowling stuff that are genuinely informative on her position and what others have said etc. I'm somewhat motivated, but can't say from what I've read whether I really agree wholeheartedly with all the accusations against her (I don't agree with her position but am unclear on the presence of malicious intent).

So at this point I find myself in a position where I couldn't blame anyone for just continuing to consume her product and line her pockets.

I know what you’re saying and for a long time I was uncomfortable with so many blokes telling a woman how to feel on this subject but it’s become pretty clear she’s fully in on the culture war now and has gone the way of Glinner. She is completely unwilling to take any of this as a learning experience and is just burrowing in on her ideals that seem to get a bit more controversial with each tweet. 
 

Im still on the side of letting people consume what they want and letting them live by their own decisions but I do think she’s left the grey area now on her way to professional provocateur.

What sort of heel hits a Canadian destroyer on the ring apron then rolls his opponent in to the ring to finish it cleanly. You let me down Dom.