Mr_Danger

Stop being snowflakes and do what I do, get your Mrs to fix it.

Killers of the Flower Moon. Look, we all know what we’re getting with Marty these days. The craft is impeccable, the stories are unbelievable and the acting is top tier. What I struggled with with this was how difficult it was to see these utter evil cretins getting away with literal murder for so long and having to spend so much time in the company of irredeemable men. Unlike Wolf of Wall Street or Goodfellas there’s no lightness and the characters don’t have the charisma of a mobster or a good time shyster, they’re just terrible cunts. Luckily Leonardo Di Caprio is about one of the few Hollywood actors who can carry a character like Ernest Burkhat, a feeble simpleton. Unluckily it feels like the excellent Lily Gladstone should have been front and centre here and the perspective of the natives should have been a bigger part of the story. It’s a big story and he clearly wants the light shining on the overlooked villainy but I just wish it wasn’t so focused on their point of view.

Never thought I’d see the words ‘Hoop Dreams’ and ‘Above the Rim’ mentioned on here in a purely filmic sense.

That Sandler basketball film on Netflix wasn’t too bad. It’s no classic but it doesn’t have funny wigs and Rob Schneider so it’s halfway to decent Sandler. Not as good as the cast and cameos merit though and behind Happy Gilmore on the pantheon of great Sandler sports films. 

7 minutes ago, FelatioLips said:

I've found decaf to be perfect for when I want a coffee but don't want to be bouncing off the walls all night. So for me that's any time after noon.

Bouncing off the walls from a cup of coffee, ah I remember those days. A cup of coffee might as well be a glass of water to me now, unless it’s strong caffeinated filter coffee. I did cut down from 3 cans of Monster to 1 though so hopefully I can breakdown my caffeine tolerance again for one last ride of the rollercoaster.

14 hours ago, Loki said:

Yeah, they’re both awful which takes away their heat.  Legend was better at the heeling this week though.

 In the 90s they cycled out Gladiators that didn’t work and replaced them so I expect the same here.

Oh they’ll be doing some cycles alright.

3 minutes ago, Scratch said:

I’ve just noticed that if you take the letters in ‘Legend’, remove some and replace them with others, it’s an anagram of Bellend 🤔

He's easily the worst Gladiator, how he got on the show is beyond me.

Actually, the standard amongst the new Gladiators is rather poor.

But, I absolutely love this. It’s really nice to hear it’s been a resounding hit, too. Saturday night TV has needed a show like this for years.

It’s that Matt Does Fitness YouTuber. He’s done a few with Eddie Hall where he’ll have to eat Eddie’s food for the day and he’ll be gagging at eating a full English with extra black pudding the big fanny.

Yeah I reckon they weren’t too fussed on Judgement Day and saw Priest as the breakout but the group took off and Priest has kind of stagnated so they’ll rinse as much out of the group as they can before changing it up. I can imagine at some point Priest will warm to R-Truth maybe and that’ll be the catalyst.

“Punk, things will be different this time. We’ll give you night one of the mania main event. We’ll even put the strap on you there”

6 months later- Punk vs Damian Priest.

I had a theory that they were gonna count down to the last possible show Priest could cash in then have Balor cost him the cash in. 

51 minutes ago, gmoney said:

 

Great bit of the film.

Yup. Facts. 

Everyone knows Tom Hardy said that whilst smoking a fag.

I remember being so excited for it because all Smith would bang on about was how it was his Annie Hall film and making out like it was his gateway in to proper films and it turned out to be his usual schtick with less weed jokes and a bit more heart.

17 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

 

As a completist I had to see Jersey Girl as a Kevin Smith film I hadn't seen and do you know what, it's not that bad. Ben Affleck is my spirit guide and I'll always have time for him in anything, the massive faced goon.

 

Affleck single parenting a cute kid with a George Carlin dad and a Liv Tyler love interest is a cracking set up for a film. It’s the rest around it that drags it down. For what it is it’s a fine film and was a bit of a comfort watch for a while a good few years back.

49 minutes ago, CharlesTuckerTheThird said:

Wait, the dad character is Unicorse, right? I'm not misunderstanding it or it's not some sort of Tyler Durden gimmick?

I am Bandits medulla oblongata.

Still fuming about Kieran last year. Wilf was the best player by far and deserved to win and that twat flipped the board over and stormed off. 

7 minutes ago, DavidB6937 said:

He obviously just comfort eats a lot because his daughter is a fucking nightmare.

Oh yeah his daughter is a little turd but that’s because she has parents who enable her instead of teaching her valuable life lessons through creative play.

1 hour ago, CharlesTuckerTheThird said:

Fair enough, did seem a bit odd that the Dad was spoiling the end of a book for his child.....

Dad wasn’t…..

There’s none of that passive aggressive bollocks in Bluey. Bandit is the best of us, relatable, fallible, always means well and doing his best. It’s Daddy Pig who is the passive aggressive cartoon dad. The fat lazy cunt.

Its only a matter of time before the real life UKFF version of this is posted.

10 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

"all the problems he'd caused" is putting it mildly 😄

That wasn’t to his victims, that was to the people of North Wales. 

Here’s the guy who ran our local lovely old cinema. Wonderful memories of wandering off for a piss and not knowing that sudden peril was just across the counter.

I was pallbearer (ooooohh yeeeesss!) at my nans funeral last year and as usual at family events it’s a battle between the cousins to make the others laugh in front of everyone. I got my cousin this time when I remarked that this was my second set of deadlifts after a morning gym session earlier that day.

36 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Precisely what I was going for!

For my older brother I wanted them to play the Terminator 2 music as his coffin went in to the incinerator as it was a favourite song of his to play on his keyboard, it’s fucking funny and he’d have loved it but I was heavily outvoted in favour of some shitty YouTube sad song about heaven that he would have hated. I maintain I was right.

Bit of clarified butter mixed with curry and veterinary medicine cures Covid. The Joe Rogan Josh.

20 hours ago, Merzbow said:

The most famous women in the world seem to like him, a lot, for a short time at least. He gets points for pissing off racist era Kanye so badly, too.

I’m a bit obsessed with the dumpster fire of Kanye West. It’s as tragic as it is funny. As is the Charlemagne interview where he talks about Kanye ringing him distraught about Pete Davisons big white willy.