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Semi-Pro is a basketball movie set in the 1970's. Will Ferrell and Andre 3000 both have afros and both play for the Tropics. The movie was shot in Los Angeles near Dodger Stadium (in the gym of the Los Angeles City Fire Department Training Center), and in Detroit and Flint, Michigan.Jackie Moon (Ferrell) is a 1970's one-hit wonder soul crooner. With his newfound wealth, he purchases the Tropics located in Flint, Michigan. He installs himself as the coach and power forward to carry the Tropics to their dreams.

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Funny Games is the American remake of the 1997 Austrian thriller of the same name. Original writer/director Michael Haneke (Cach

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First look at The Lost Boys 2.lostboys21.thumbnail.jpghttp://www.slashfilm.com/2007/12/24/first-...in-lost-boys-2/:(MY CHILDHOOD!!

Just from that one picture that looks horrendous :laugh:Lars and the Real Girl Trailer

Ryan Gosling stars as Lars Lindstrom, an extremely shy young man living in a small town. He purchases a sex doll online and proceeds to introduce her to his brother and sister-in-law as his girlfriend. Despite the concerns of his friends and relatives, he continues to pursue what he perceives as a deep and meaningful relationship with the doll, eventually winning them over.

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Jumper is an upcoming 2008 science fiction film based on the 1992 science fiction novel Jumper by Steven Gould. The film is directed by Doug Liman and stars Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Jamie Bell and Rachel Bilson. Jumper is slated for a February 14, 2008 release."A genetic abnormality allows a young man to teleport himself anywhere. He discovers this gift has existed for centuries and finds himself in a war that has been raging for thousands of years between 'Jumpers' and those who have sworn to kill them.

Rubbish poster and can it be any good with Christensen as the lead?Wanted Trailer

Wanted is a 2008 film loosely based on the comic book miniseries Wanted by Mark Millar. The film is directed by Timur Bekmambetov and stars James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman and Angelina Jolie. Production began in April 2007. Wanted has a target release date of June 27, 2008.Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy) is offered the opportunity to seek revenge in the murder of his father, who was an assassin. Gibson is invited by his father's partner, Sloan (Morgan Freeman), to follow in his father's footsteps.[2] Sloan's second-in-command (Angelina Jolie) mentors Gibson.[3] Wesley Gibson follows the death orders issued by the Fates, weavers who read individuals' destinies in fabrics produced by mystical looms

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The Happening is a 2008 American film written, co-produced and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. It stars Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel. Production began in August in Philadelphia. The Happening will be released on Friday, June 13, 2008, deliberately planned to fall on Friday the 13th.The Happening is a paranoid thriller in which a family must survive a global environmental crisis.[1] The film will portray the earth's plants unleashing airborne neurotoxins that cause people to commit violent suicide. Mark Walberg and Zooey Deschanel star as an estranged couple who must escape this apocalyptic epidemic

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CJ7 (Chinese:Chang Jiang qi hao) is an upcoming 2008 science fiction/comedy film written, produced and directed by Stephen Chow, who also stars in the film.Chow plays a man who lives in a partly demolished house. He takes in a homeless boy (who is actually played by a girl, Xu Jiao). Whether the semi-demolished house and the homeless boy are on Earth, or on the alien planet is not clear. As Chow's character can't afford to buy a toy for the child, he finds a makeshift toy in the garbage and brings it back to his "son". The "toy" is actually a powerful alien device and the aliens are desperate to get it back.[4] Some rumours state that it is a "pet" rather than a "toy"

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Will Ferrell wears a silly wig and possibly also a silly mustache and plays an eccentric nutter with a quirky chosen career that noone else would think to make a film about. He will be hilariously out of touch with all the regular people in the film without realising it. He will spout many kooky one-liners that people will repeat for ages and have as their msn display name. The film will fade into the 3 for

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Will Ferrell wears a silly wig and possibly also a silly mustache and plays an eccentric nutter with a quirky chosen career that noone else would think to make a film about. He will be hilariously out of touch with all the regular people in the film without realising it. He will spout many kooky one-liners that people will repeat for ages and have as their msn display name. The film will fade into the 3 for

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Will Ferrell wears a silly wig and possibly also a silly mustache and plays an eccentric nutter with a quirky chosen career that noone else would think to make a film about. He will be hilariously out of touch with all the regular people in the film without realising it. He will spout many kooky one-liners that people will repeat for ages and have as their msn display name. The film will fade into the 3 for

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The trailer for Red Belt a new MMA movie starring Chiwetel Ejiofor, Tim Allen (!) and Randy Couture. Looks pretty crap if you ask me:ClickyHere's the blurb:

Set in the west-side of Los Angeles fight world, a world inhabited by bouncers, cage-fighters, cops and special forces types, Redbelt, is the story of Mike Terry (Chiwetel Ejiofor), a Jiu-Jitsu teacher who has avoided the prize fighting circuit, choosing instead to pursue an honorable life by operating a self-defense studio with a samurai

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Kung Fu Dunk

 

Jay Chou plays an orphan raised in a kung fu school, but kicked out by the corrupt headmaster after fighting with a bunch of thugs in the employ of a nefarious villain. He happens upon down-on-his-luck trickster Eric Tsang, who immediately sees cash potential in the youngster's skills. Basketball is the chosen avenue for riches, and Tsang bids to get him a spot on a University team and to promote him in the media. General success leads to a basketball championship and a really nasty rival team managed by the same nefarious villain of before.

 

Looking for to this, im a fan of Jay Chou and Charlene Choi who both star in this movie and its based on the Japanese manga Slam dunk i believe.

Im looking foward to all the asian film releases this year as im a huge asian cinema fan.

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Drillbit Taylor is a 2008 comedy film starring Owen Wilson and based on an original idea by John Hughes. Paramount Pictures is planning to release the film on March 21, 2008.The story revolves around 3 high school freshmen (Troy Gentile, Nate Hartley, and David Dorfman) who are singled out by school bully Filkins (Alex Frost), who comes off like a mini-Hannibal Lecter, on the first day of class. They place an ad in a Soldier of Fortune magazine and hire Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson) to protect them.

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Chocolate is a 2008 Thai martial arts film directed by Prachya Pinkaew with martial arts choreography by Panna Rittikrai, the same pair who directed Tony Jaa in Ong-Bak and Tom Yum Goong. The star of Chocolate is Yanin "Jeeja" Vismistananda, who makes her debut film performance. Hiroshi Abe and Pongpat Wachirabunjong also star.A young autistic woman named Zen (Yanin Vismistananda) has developed uncanny martial arts skills by watching television, and from living next door to a Muay Thai academy.The girl is the daughter of Zin (Ammara Siripong), the Thai wife of Yakuza boss Masashi (Hiroshi Abe).Zin was previously the girlfriend of Thai gangster No. 8 (Pongpat Wachirabunjong), who was jealous of her relationship with rival gangster Masashi, so he cut off one of Zin's toes, and forbade her from seeing Masashi.Zin then falls ill with cancer, and does not have the money to pay for treatments. One day, Zen's friend discovers a list of debtors in an old notebook, from the days when Zin was a high-interest moneylender under No. 8. In order to get money to pay for her mother's cancer treatment, Zen decides to collect on the debts, which leads to confrontations with various criminal gangs and, eventually, No. 8.

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Three Kingdoms: Resurrection of the Dragon is an upcoming film based on the novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms by Luo Guanzhong. It will be directed by Daniel Lee with a reported budget of US$25 million.Andy Lau stars as Zhao Yun, a top general of the kingdom of Shu who takes a last stand against the invading forces from the kingdom of Wei. Maggie Q is Cao Ying, a granddaughter of warlord Cao Cao, whoses eldest son Cao Pi becomes the first emperor of the Wei kingdom.

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The Grand is an upcoming improv comedy film written and directed by Zak Penn. The film has an ensemble cast including Ray Romano, Woody Harrelson, Chris Parnell, Werner Herzog, Jason Alexander, and Cheryl Hines.[1]The film's style is similar to the films of Christopher Guest (Penn himself states this[2]), where each actor is given direction concerning their character, and the actors are left to improvise each individual scene. The plot of The Grand was somewhat more open-ended than Guest's work, however. The focus of the film is a poker tournament played at the Golden Nugget in Las Vegas between the characters in which real poker matches were played by the actors as the scenes were filmed. The film's script did not specify the winner of the tournament, and the ending of the film was determined by the actual game played on set[2].

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The Love Guru is a 2008 Mike Myers comedy film, due for release on June 20, 2008. Filming is currently underway in Toronto Ontario, Canada.Pitka (Mike Myers) is an American raised by gurus who returns to the USA in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) whose wife Prudence (Meagan Good) left him for rival skater Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake).

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From the mind of director Kenichi Fujiwara comes 'Ultimate weapon high school girl: Rika.' A truly nuts looking Zombie horror flick about a sword wielding, undead killing, high school girl 'Rika.'

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