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I was in a sandwich shop about 20 years ago and a rather unattractive woman walked past the door. One of the builders waiting for his BLT said to his mate “Jesus, I bet she’s got a fanny like a busted pork cheese”.

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5 minutes ago, Scratch said:

I was in a sandwich shop about 20 years ago and a rather unattractive woman walked past the door. One of the builders waiting for his BLT said to his mate “Jesus, I bet she’s got a fanny like a busted pork cheese”.

That is absolutely grim, the wrongun. 

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