Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted September 10, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2013 I was inspired - for want of a term - to start a thread on this post-coitus last night, as something rather disconcerting popped into my head last night during a bit of hammering. I was thrusting away, doing what we've been put here to do, when the end credits theme for Commando popped into my head (with accompanying "Noooo chance!" dialogue) and I then thought of our Johnny Matrix here on these forums. I then thought of D-Mal and wondered how he is which lead me to think of Lokester, which then lead me to think of my sister and how my mate is goosing her, then I thought about what would happen to Dublin if somebody bombed Sellafield. Â Has anyone had any humdingers pop into their head mid-coitus which has confused them, or deterred them from getting the job done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted September 10, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2013 Nothing that fucked up, no. I think John Matrix/John Matrix/Devon Malcolm/Loki/Your Sister/Your Mate/When the Wind Blows wins the thread, due to your fornicatory abnormalities. My most unusual is probably   But I think that's happened to all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted September 10, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2013 I've never been so proud. Â I dont have to think of the theme tune to Commando whilst making love. It's the first track on my 'Sex Mix'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 It's the only track on your sex mix, be honest. 3 minutes and 44 seconds is more than enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 I was once going down on my girlfriend when I suddenly thought "I wonder what we would talk about if her vagina could talk?". It now pops into my head almost every time I'm down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted September 10, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2013 I was once going down on my girlfriend when I suddenly thought "I wonder what we would talk about if her vagina could talk?". It now pops into my head almost every time I'm down there. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted September 10, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2013 It's the only track on your sex mix, be honest. 3 minutes and 44 seconds is more than enough. Â I struggle to last until the first chorus to be honest. "I AM A MOUNTAIN. SURROUNDED BY YOUR LOVE" usually finishes me off. Â One day i'll last until track 2 and fulfill a lifetimes ambition by putting one away to the rhythm of KUMITE, KUMITE, KUMITE, KUMITE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted September 10, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2013 One day i'll last until track 2 and fulfill a lifetimes ambition by putting one away to the rhythm of KUMITE, KUMITE, KUMITE, KUMITE. Â Stake that claim, Matrix! Stake it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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