Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 14, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 14, 2012 The deadline for any and all first round submissions is Saturday 21st January at 3:00pm. All future submissions to be no more/less than 16 lines. Good luck.  Toilet Rapper vs A Screen Up  A Screen Up: "Toilet Rapper Your mum's a slapper Second rate hooker, I'll uppercut you, motherfucker  I got the notion to start it Bitch, are you retarded? I'll never delight ya My jeans are tight, and my rhymes fucking tighter  Glad you've come for the tryouts Now go back to your hideouts I've never seen your posts, I guess I just missed ya Bitch, here's a key, go and look after your sister.  Sorry I mentioned your mum, And whoops I just dissed her, But after my length Her clit's just a blister  And one more time.... Toilet Rapper, Your mum's a slapper, Second rate hooker, I'll uppercut you, motherfucker  (Outro....)"   Toilet Rapper: "You call me retarded, yet I haven't started You claim to not know me, yet you're trying to bone me Uppercut me fucker, I'll knock you flat out I'm like Dre meets Ali, with a Hannibal mouth  A Screen Up, the reason for pre nup Just a money grabbing whore, who thinks that he's the lord  And your vision is faulty, Its actually your mum who says that your dick tastes salty Really incest on the UKFF board? You can try and tell your daddy, but he's busy cottaging George  WHAM! I hit you and you can't even respond You're like Stephen Hawking's speechboard with the battery not turned on  You told me I'm just the tryouts, to run home and hide? Beating you red raw, is better than first prize O, don't get me wrong, not in the way you like We know you beat red raw to naked pictures of Eric Sykes"     Richie Freebird vs Astro Hollywood  Richie Freebird: "Listen up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Are we not having poll threads so people can vote for the winners of each battle? (Not that I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Are we not having poll threads so people can vote for the winners of each battle? (Not that I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted January 21, 2012 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2012 No more rapping! Voting will close at 10:00pm on Wednesday 25th January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 21, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 21, 2012 Just in case you rapper types see to punish me with a vote for Richie because I went over 16 lines, I posted it before that rule came in, ya heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Just in case you rapper types see to punish me with a vote for Richie because I went over 16 lines, I posted it before that rule came in, ya heard. http://ukff.com/index.php?s=&showtopic...t&p=2524300 But it doesn't matter anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 21, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 21, 2012 Just in case you rapper types see to punish me with a vote for Richie because I went over 16 lines, I posted it before that rule came in, ya heard. http://ukff.com/index.php?s=&showtopic...t&p=2524300 Â Or before I saw it, then. Christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 I like Richie as much as the next person, but it will be a travesty if Astro doesn't go through after that effort. Freebird was right, it should have been saved until the final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Just in case you rapper types see to punish me with a vote for Richie because I went over 16 lines, I posted it before that rule came in, ya heard. http://ukff.com/index.php?s=&showtopic...t&p=2524300 Â Or before I saw it, then. Christ Fucking hell, you've been a bit touchy lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 21, 2012 Moderators Share Posted January 21, 2012 Just in case you rapper types see to punish me with a vote for Richie because I went over 16 lines, I posted it before that rule came in, ya heard. http://ukff.com/index.php?s=&showtopic...t&p=2524300 Â Or before I saw it, then. Christ Fucking hell, you've been a bit touchy lately. Â Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Just in case you rapper types see to punish me with a vote for Richie because I went over 16 lines, I posted it before that rule came in, ya heard. http://ukff.com/index.php?s=&showtopic...t&p=2524300 Â Or before I saw it, then. Christ Fucking hell, you've been a bit touchy lately. Â Brilliant. Fucking hell, you've been a bit touchy lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted January 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 21, 2012 no harm done if I lose out to A Screen Up on this, my return wasn't too great and I laugh every time I read his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 no harm done if I lose out to A Screen Up on this, my return wasn't too great and I laugh every time I read his. Â Cheers, I think it's going to be really close. I was hoping for a shit comeback so I was gutted when I saw your reply, good effort! Â The best four raps of the tournament all in this thread!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kendal mint cake Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Woyzeck smashed it, how is he losing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Woyzeck smashed it, how is he losing. Â Some people will be voting Richie because Woy didn't stick to the format. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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