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I like the one where she gets jizzed on.

 

I've not seen this one :confused: Links?

 

Anyway, this is supposedly an extract from her book:

 

"Undertaker was one of the biggest WWF wrestlers at the time. He would put people in coffins and set them on fire in the ring. And the scary thing is, that character he played was not an act. Back when I used to hang out in Jack's shop and make needles for him, the Undertaker used to come in and get tattooed. I obviously never talked back then, because I was so shy. And he was very serious. So I met him that night dancing, and we hung out and became really good friends. And he told me that he took Jack aside one day and said, very serious, 'I don't want your girlfriend to be here any more. I think she's a cop.' ... I never knew that he was the reason why Jack wouldn't let me hang out at the shop. The Undertaker said I'd sit there for six hours and never move or say a word. I guess I creeped everyone out. It's funny that the Undertaker was scared of me. He's probably the most psychotic man I've ever met in my life. He came to one of my dance gigs and this guy asked me, 'Can I buy you a drink?' The Undertaker looked at him totally stone cold and said, 'Yeah, you can get me a shot of Jaeger and you can get yourself a shot of shut-the-f----up.' Jordan was there at the time, and the Undertaker said, '"I'm going to kick your boyfriend's ass and take you away with me.' I knew he was serious. I ran upstairs and told Jordan we had to leave, because this guy was going to beat the f--- out of him and kidnap me. So I never saw him again. I think that was when Jordan forbid me to talk to any more guys on the road."

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Is this a spack union or are we going to talk about her films?

 

Her remake of The Massuse with Randy Spears is amazing, close to original, only as great as he is Randy will never be Tom Byron.

 

I like the one where she gets jizzed on.

 

You're an idiot.

 

You're right. I prefer the ones where the guy doesn't cum on her.

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Bit too up herself for my liking in porn, even when rocco did her you could tell he had to tone it down. Dull.

Zombie strippers was awesome though, not porn but fine fine work.

It's all about dirty anal kelly in porn, to my mind.

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