Ironic Indie Lad

Hero has absolutely fucked it body wise. Was just watching him on the Kevin Steen show and he looked very lean. Even had visible vascularity in his arms. Few months later and he looks like a peice of trash! Shame as he's one of my favourite guys to watch in the ring.

The level of detail in Freaky Jasons post has absolutely terrified me. Is he a seat sniffer?

That's the entire anecdote mate

WWE have signed SoCal indie guy Willie Mack

Of all the indie guys they could have signed this one has truly shocked me.

Would be absurd to have him in the country and not have him show his coupon on RAW. Then again it would probably cost them a good few grand for him to strut out and tell some insane lies

Last time Mick was in glasgow for a comedy gig he asked me directly to my face if he could pop his chap up my birds farter.

That might not be verbatim. I was fucked.

Actually, that could easily have been a homeless guy on Sauchiehall Street on my way home

He looks old as shit but he was fucked on drugs and fat as fuck for ages. He is seemingly addicted only to cardio and sunbeds now.

I have a lot of love for Drake though. Hes an incredible positive motherfucker

Jericho has had some awesome interviews in recent times. Chavo, Bryan and Cesaro were all excellent HOWEVER does anyone else find his intro's and outro's to be completely unbearable? He comes off as the most irritating man ever with his 1,000+ catchphrases he spouts every week.

Anyone else noticed there's a woman (blonde, maybe 40s, bit like a younger, slightly MILFy Jennie Bond) who is dead centre of the front row opposite the hard camera for every PPV and most Raws? Is she some sort of superfan?

 

I believe she is known as "Trophy Wife". She's been ringside with her son for years. In fact, she was at the last ever Clash Of The Champions with her then baby son, and husband. She seemed more enthusiastic then than she does at shows now.

She done a line of the devils dandruff off the Big Shows knob per Dave Meltzer

Punk announced at a cubs game today that he and Aj are marrying next month.

It wont last. It will be like Brand and Perry or me and any bird. Me, Punker and Ol' Russ are shaggers for life and we cant change. Its our curse.

In other totally unrelated news...how fucking weird is it seeing Drake Younger as a referee for NXT? Every pic I see of it on twitter blows my mind. Weirdest transition ever.

Probably been discussed already but finally got the anew Against Me! album and its absoutely incredible

That mayhem festival looks like an absolute nightmare

I flat out refuse to do any exercise except the following:

Squat

Bench

Deadlift

Weighted chins

Weighted dips

Military press

I've done no cardio in over 2 years and that's a true story.

I'd put my lifting stats against anyone on here though

Iommi has confirmed that he has been working with Ozzy on new Black Sabbath material and that a new album and tour are coming our motherfucking way.

Last I checked Dream Theater were the most tedious band in history

WORSHIP OUR PRECISION PLAYING

I'm getting excited for Download now.

A lot of people have complained about the line up (you cant please everyone) but personally theres a lots I want to see. Main ones being AC/DC, Megadeth, Saxon, Motorhead, Aersomith, Suicidal Tendencies, Taking Dawn, Lamb of God, Cancer Bats, As I Lay Dying, Billy Idol, The Damned Things, Airbourne, Dillinger Escape Plan, Slash and Ratt.

If I get to see a good few of those then I will be happy. To be honest I made my decision off the back of AC/DC alone so anything else on top of that is just gravy

Holy shit @ the other Dave rejoining Megadeth! Best news all year apart from AC/DC returning to Donington

* cranks up Rust in Peace *

Controversial opinion alert! Does anyone else reckon that Slayer are completely shit ?

Just fucking get Master of Puppets and Live After Death, yeah ?

2 completely and utterly 100% essential albums.

OI OI

I'm looking to get back into gaming by purchasing another 360. I sold my 360 elite and now miss it terribly

Any idea where the absolute cheapest place to acquire a 360 is ? I dont mind if its pre-owned. I'm after any model aside from the arcade or core because I want the hard drive goodness.

Cheers for any advice given

I win the BLOWING YOUR MIND award imo

I had a blast of No More Heroes on the Wii round at a mates house tonight and was impressed. I am thinking of buying it for these reasons :1. Its fucking awesome fun2. The aim of the game seems to be to secure some sweet pussy by becoming the worlds best assasin3. The main characters name is Travis Touchdown

Voted for Mo Chatra for obvious reasons(not racist)

FUCK THE SYSTEMI REFUSE TO CONFORM BY SEEING A DISNEY PIXAR CORPORATE CASH COW MOVIEI WILL SIT AT HOME AND LISTEN TO SLIPKNOT INSTEAD

I watched the first Jaws movie when I was a bit mashed out the other night. I dunno if it was because of the drugs but when Roy Scheider is tossing all the fishy guts into the water and jaws pops up for the first time I absolutely filled my cords. Absolutely fantastic film though. I also got to thinking how much better it would be if it starred Rob Schneider instead of Roy Scheider...this was probs down to the druggy wugs as well though :)I also decided to watch Casino when I had a spare 3 hours the other afternoon right. What an absolute classic movie. I dunno why Goodfellas gets so much credit after rewatching this its clear that Casino is far, far better. Does anyone know why Joe Pesci started accepting shit comic relief roles in home alone and lethal weapon ? He is the greatest actor I have ever seen

Boris - When we're goneRiffy and Japanese. Coincidentally anyone who doesn't like this song is properly lame.