seph

9 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

On 3/28/2023 at 7:37 PM, seph said:

Wilson Contreras' Up-Yours-Cubs act wlll likely flame out, no doubt thanks to a crock of some kind.

I DIDNT MEAN IN GAME ONE FFS

13 hours ago, Cousin Jim Bob said:

Jomboy breakdown videos are always fun. This one from a few days ago is class. One of the daftest ejections you will ever see.

If one ever thinks that football refs are egomaniacs, look a few ejections up. Umps can be a special breed of precious at times.

9 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

NL Central champions and smoked in the first round of the playoffs because it's a duff division.

^

Arsed enough to finish first, not arsed enough to get the first round bye because finishing first isn't enough any more. Arrenado will have egg on his face for taking his option up, it's Waino's last year (until his next year) And Wilson Contreras' Up-Yours-Cubs act wlll likely flame out, no doubt thanks to a crock of some kind.

But yeah, London will be good.

7 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

I believe the correct pronouns for Miller are Cunt/Bellend.

Why go for the lazy route when they give us better reasons to hate them through action?

Week 34 fixtures 
UEFA Euro 2024 qualification (various groups)

Scotland 2-1 Cyprus (14:00)
Armenia 0-3 Turkey (17:00)
Croatia 3-0 Wales (19:45)
England 3-1 Ukraine (Sunday 17:00)
Northern Ireland 2-0 Finland (Sunday 19:45)

International friendlies
Germany 2-0 Peru (19:45)
Morocco 1-4 Brazil (22:00)
New Zealand 2-2 China (Sunday 4:00)

Women's Super League
Tottenham Hotspur 1-2 Arsenal (15:00)
Manchester City 1-1 Chelsea (Sunday 12:40)

On 3/13/2023 at 10:34 AM, David said:

Any MLS fans in the house? With the new AppleTV deal it's now possible to follow a team throughout the entire season without worrying about regional blackouts and suchlike.

Season is a few weeks deep, and already my beloved Toronto FC look like they're going to fail despite spending big on Italian talent.

Used to follow Toronto as one of their managers played for Bristol City, however for no apparent reason they locked international fans out of their online player and 15 years go by with no regular at-will service until now (Sky's ham-fisted promotion of LA Galaxy as if they were Leeds notwithstanding); so I've latched onto STL City as I follow both the Cardinals and the (then-STL) Rams. 3 games, 3 wins.

Apple's player could use a little work in that there's too much digging to get to full-game replays, and they need to HIDE THE SCORES. That's the biggest gripe. Other than that it plays really smoothly, no connection issues on my end. May wait a couple of months to get a monthly deal and then pay the full amount next year.

On 3/11/2023 at 1:14 PM, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

I don't know if we have any Burnley fans on the board, but who had money on former Texans and Cardinals defensive end JJ Watt to be at Burnley today? There to watch the game and discuss buying a minority stake in the club. If he can make Burnley as good as he was defensively then they could be very difficult to beat. 

They may need that investment sooner than anticipated.

Premier League
Everton 1-2 Brentford
Leeds United 0-3 Brighton & Hove Albion
Leicester City 1-3 Chelsea
Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Nottingham Forest

FA Trophy Sixth Round
Aldershot Town 1-2 Halifax Town
Maidstone United 0-3 Barnet
York City 2-1 Altrincham

La Liga
Villarreal 2-3 Real Betis (Sunday 17:30)
Athletic Bilbao 1-2 Barcelona (Sunday 20:00)

Second Bundesliga
Hannover 2-0 Hansa Rostock w/RoryFice (Sunday 12:30) 

Fucking hell.

Premier League

Aston Villa 2-1 Crystal Palace
Brighton & Hove Albion 2-1 West Ham United
Chelsea 0-2 Leeds United
Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur
Southampton 0-2 Leicester City (17:30)
Nottingham Forest 2-2 Everton (Sunday 14:00)
Liverpool 1-3 Manchester United (Sunday 16:30)

Women's League Cup Final
Arsenal 0-2 Chelsea (Sunday, at Selhurst Park)

Serie A
Fiorentina 3-2 Milan w/MVP RULZ (19:45) 
Roma 0-3 Juventus (Sunday 19:45)

Could be worse, Bacon.

Say it slowly - FA CUP QUARTER FINALISTS GRIMSBY TOWN

... I won't update this, but it's just typical to have no spot kicks for 16 months and then two in successive weekends.

On 2/6/2023 at 5:13 PM, seph said:

Considering the supply issues BCFC have gone through, When I start shilling in August please all tell me to BUY THE FUCKING KIT FIRST.

Followup - we've canned Hummel as their UK distributor went into admin, explaining the bullshit of running out of away kit in the first month of the season and the home kit around Christmas when people actually have money to buy things.

The replacement is O'Neills from Ireland, and the home kit will make its debut tomorrow. For some reason the colour's not showing up correctly below so I've linked the page where the red shows up much better. I like the design but the collar could be a lot smaller IRL than it looks.

And here's the goalie kit. Which naturally shows up correctly here.

Week 30 fixtures 

EFL Cup Final

Manchester United 3-1 Newcastle United (Sunday 16:30, at Wembley Stadium)

Premier League
Everton 2-1 Aston Villa
Leicester City 1-3 Arsenal
Bournemouth 0-4 Manchester City (17:30)
Crystal Palace 2-1 Liverpool (19:45)
Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Chelsea (Sunday 13:30)

Women's FA Cup Fifth Round
Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal (Sunday 14:00)

Scottish League Cup Final
Celtic 3-1 Rangers (Sunday, at Hampden Park)

Ligue Un
Reims 2-2 Toulouse w/Fog Dude (Sunday 14:00) 
Olympique de Marseille 2-1 Paris St Germain (Sunday 19:45)

Congrats to @Bradyisgod22 and thanks to @MVP RULZfor doing a stellar job running the league.

Newcastle 2-3 Liverpool.

Been a shit week due to illness, just catching up.

Salernitana 1-2 Lazio (Sunday 14:00)
Spezia 0-3 Juventus (Sunday 17:00)

Premier League

Leeds United 1-3 Manchester United (Sunday 14:00)

La Liga
Villarreal 0-2 Barcelona (Sunday 20:00)

A Primeira Liga
Sporting Lisbon 2-1 Porto (Sunday 18:00)

Second Bundesliga

St Pauli w/Shy Dad 0-2 Kaiserslautern (Sunday 12:30) 

3 hours ago, mim731 said:

I get this. I despise Chelsea. I don't like Spurs, and I want to take 6 points off them every year, but I'd miss them if we didn't get to have them as rivals.

I would not miss Chelsea. I firmly believe no-one other than Chelsea fans would miss Chelsea if it was dissolved. 

I'm sure Fulham would appreciate the upgrade in real estate inside their own borough, just need to sell Mitrovic for the black & white seats.

Considering the supply issues BCFC have gone through, When I start shilling in August please all tell me to BUY THE FUCKING KIT FIRST.

Here we go.

Has anyone downloaded the DLSS update for Cyberpunk?

Well don't, as it's bricked my game and even the new GOG launcher is stuck at verifying the download - because even though the game has crashed it still shows up as an active process in Task Manager (but not until you close GOG launcher).

Premier League

Aston Villa 1-2 Leicester City
Brentford 3-1 Southampton
Brighton & Hove Albion 2-0 Bournemouth
Manchester United 3-0 Crystal Palace
Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-2 Liverpool
Nottingham Forest 2-0 Leeds United (Sunday 14:00)
Tottenham Hotspur 0-2 Manchester City (Sunday 16:30)

Women's Super League
West Ham United 0-2 Arsenal (Sunday 18:45)

Ligue Un
Olympique de Marseille 1-2 Nice (Sunday 19:45)

Eredivisie
Feyenoord 1-1 PSV (Sunday 13:30)