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21 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

#2,389

 

The voices in Ronaldo's head went

Week 16 fixtures 

FIFA 2022 World Cup Finals – Group A

Qatar 0-3 Ecuador (Sunday 16:00)

League One
Fleetwood Town 1-3 Bolton Wanderers
Port Vale 0-2 Charlton Athletic
Sheffield Wednesday 2-1 Shrewsbury Town

National League
Barnet 2-0 Torquay United
Notts County 2-1 Yeovil Town

Scottish Championship
Dundee 2-0 Hamilton Academical

French Cup Round 8
Thaon-les-Vosges 0-4 Sochaux (16:00)

Segunda División
Real Zaragoza 2-0 Málaga (20:00)
Eibar 1-3 Alavés (Sunday 18:00)

Food delivery mooks must have driving licenses. Sick of these berks zooming through pedestrian zones like they think they have Ambulance priority.

On 11/10/2022 at 8:07 PM, Fog Dude said:

As for the D2D, since we now know Seph has gone for a cowardly bet of a draw

And it worked because I was the only one who called it 🤣

Week 15 fixtures

Premier League

Newcastle United 1-2 Chelsea (17:30)
Wolverhampton Wanderers 0-3 Arsenal (19:45)
Fulham 2-1 Manchester United (Sunday 16:30)

Championship
Bristol City w/seph 1-1 Watford 

FA Women's Cup First Round (Sunday)
Doncaster Belles 2-1 Huddersfield Town (13:00)
Shrewsbury Town 1-3 Wolverhampton Wanderers (13:00)
Tranmere Rovers 0-2 Burnley (13:00)
Millwall Lionesses 2-0 Gillingham (14:00)

Spanish Cup Round 1 proper
Guijuelo 0-2 Deportivo La Coruña (16:00)
Almazán 0-4 Atlético Madrid (21:00)

Week 10 Fixtures

Thursday November 10th

Atlanta Falcons @ Carolina Panthers

Sunday November 13th

Seattle Seahawks @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@ Allianz Arena, Munich)

Minnesota Vikings @ Buffalo Bills

Detroit Lions @ Chicago Bears

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Kansas City Chiefs

Cleveland Browns @ Miami Dolphins

Houston Texans @ New York Giants

New Orleans Saints @ Pittsburgh Steelers

Denver Broncos @ Tennessee Titans

Indianapolis Colts @ Las Vegas Raiders

Dallas Cowboys @ Green Bay Packers

Arizona Cardinals @ Los Angeles Rams

Los Angeles Chargers @ San Francisco 49ers

Monday November 14th

Washington Commanders @ Philadelphia Eagles

On 11/8/2022 at 9:29 PM, The King Of Swing said:

So Final Fantasy XIV. 

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Almost finished The Parting Glass and well, shit sure escalated quickly. 

The Sultana assassinated and most of the Scions possibly dead. Turning into a strong story for an MMO. 

Having to grind my way through the mandatory raids, trials, etc. (not that hard actually, just kind of boring) was thankfully worth it. 

Raubahn just straight up murdering the fuck out of that capitalist.....sorry monetarist scumbag got a good chuckle out of me.

Now finally onto Heavensward. About fucking time. 

Congratulations. One of the notable faults of that game is that so much of it needed fat trimming from the original story, and none of that was down to the combat. Yet the more interesting early fights got nerfed to heck.

8 hours ago, Loki said:

Minorities Killed

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As a result of all the fisticuffs though, I'm not sure anyone was actually killed in this film apart from Scaramanga, his mistress and his targets.

Scaramanga offed his business partner Hi Fat - not so much a target, more 'Seeing I control your goons for you, I no longer need you'.

On 11/1/2022 at 4:51 PM, Keith Houchen said:

What with Wasps going into administration and the Ricoh Arena up for grabs, there’s a lot of talk about SISU finally fucking off out of Coventry City Football Club. The person rumoured to be buying the stadium is Mike Ashley

Give it to Bezos and film the Coventry Globetrotters tour one 'home' stadium per season for a decade. Ending with the Fulfilment Centre that's at where the Ricoh used to be.

Week 14 fixtures

Premier League

Leeds United 0-2 Bournemouth
Chelsea 2-3 Arsenal (Sunday 12:00)
Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Liverpool (Sunday 16:30)

FA Challenge Cup First Round proper
Chippenham Town 1-4 Lincoln City
Fylde 0-2 Gillingham
Solihull Moors 2-3 Hartlepool United
Weymouth 0-2 Wimbledon

German Bundesliga
Hertha Berlin 1-3 Bayern Munich (14:30)

Serie A
Juventus 0-2 Internazionale (Sunday 19:45)

Eredivisie
Ajax 1-2 PSV (Sunday 15:45)

Bloody time change.

During a ladder match with American Dragon vs James Mason, the ref bumps and Mason grabs the belt and falls from the ladder but Dragon grabs the belt from him while he falls just in time for the ref to turn around and see him.

As far as I know it's never happened during a 'big' TV show.

Week 13 fixtures

Premier League

Bournemouth 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur
Brentford 1-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Brighton & Hove Albion 1-2 Chelsea w/TildeGuy~!
Crystal Palace 2-1 Southampton
Newcastle United 3-0 Aston Villa
Fulham 2-1 Everton (17:30)

Serie A
Lecce 0-3 Juventus (17:00)
Torino 1-3 AC Milan (Sunday 19:45)

French Cup Round 7
Raon-l'Étape 1-3 Metz (17:00)
Stade Bordelais 1-2 Girondins de Bordeaux (19:00)

Week 8 Fixtures

Thursday October 27th

Baltimore Ravens @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

Sunday October 30th

Denver Broncos @ Jacksonville Jaguars (@Wembley Stadium)

Miami Dolphins @ Detroit Lions 

Carolona Panthers @ Atlanta Falcons 

Chicago Bears @ Dallas Cowboys 

Arizona Cardinals @ Minnesota Vikings

Las Vegas Raiders @ New Orleans Saints 

New England Patriots @ New York Jets 

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Philadelphia Eagles

Tennessee Titans @ Houston Texans

Washington Commanders @ Indianapolis Colts

San Francisco 49ers @ Los Angeles Rams

New York Giants @ Seattle Seahawks

Green Bay Packers @ Buffalo Bills

Sunday October 31st

Cincinnati Bengals @ Cleveland Browns

Happy Yankees Elimination Day!

4 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I can understand Ronaldo's frustration. He's one of the greatest players of all time who's spent well over a decade being the focal point and best player in his teams. He's finding it hard to handle that he's not that at ten Hag's United, even though he could still play a role in certain games and situations.

But also, he's a stupid cunt who handled it like a child and ten Hag's response has been fantastic. Not just to this, but the way he's used him this season. Took ten Hag a couple of games to figure out this mob, that's all. He's not going to take any shit from anyone and have his reputation ruined like Rangnick let his be.

They're paying Ronaldo for the man he is now, not for the player who's the greatest of all time. If he only wants to play on terms that suit him, and they can't get a buyer at the level he thinks he is and wages preclude a free transfer, then Mutual Consent him and make that bolsheht his problem.

On 10/20/2022 at 1:54 PM, 2Xtreme_lives said:

After hearing the story of the Disco Ladder match last week I just had to look at it

Utter madness

Soundtrack was probably Charity-shop vinyl sourced that afternoon. It's one thing that Kent joins in on the no-sell, but not even commenting on the action is jarring. A few Wogan/Eurovision level snarks would've added to it.

1 hour ago, Carbomb said:

A few months ago, I'd have said that wouldn't happen, as Dana White publicly said he should stop now, but then he's booked three matches for Mike Jackson, the photographer who beat Punk in his second match (and had the win overturned for weed), who is an absolute joke.

Ben Askren retired 3 years ago then got merked by a Paul brother. If anyone wants an easy comeback, now's the time.

that Looten Plunder, who's name checked in the Captain Planet credits (and has one line) is only in 14 episodes and voiced by James Coburn.

It has been 0 days since Warner Bros. stepped into a field of rakes

... after sacking off the PS4/Xbone versions, this really takes the cake.

Sunday October 16th

San Francisco 49ers @ Atlanta Falcons

New England Patriots @ Cleveland Browns

New York Jets @ Green Bay Packers

Jacksonville Jaguars @ Indianapolis Colts

Minnesota Vikings @ Miami Dolphins

Cincinnati Bengals @ New Orleans Saints

Baltimore Ravens @ New York Giants

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Pittsburgh Steelers

Carolina Panthers @ Los Angeles Rams

Arizona Cardinals @ Seattle Seahawks

Buffalo Bills @ Kansas City Chiefs

Dallas Cowboys @ Philadelphia Eagles

Monday October 17th

Denver Broncos @ Los Angeles Chargers

Cabot Cove can rest easier, but we know it was her.