seph

2 hours ago, air_raid said:

25.

Also 25.

Wait just one second...

I don't think this has been posted yet but it's the first time I've seen live footage of it outside of retrospectives. Teek a Boo, Jimmy Glass.

Today there are two Vincent Tan Is A Cunt stories in the press. This is the more egregious one.

Not a Chargers fan, but they went all in on their fixture reveal video.

Week 41 fixtures 

Premier League

Aston Villa 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur
Crystal Palace 2-0 Bournemouth
Manchester United 3-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Southampton 1-2 Fulham
Everton 0-3 Manchester City (Sunday 14:00)

Women's FA Cup Final
Chelsea 2-0 Manchester United (Sunday 14:30, at Wembley Stadium)

Scottish Premiership
Aberdeen 2-1 Hibernian

La Liga
Celta Vigo 1-0 Valencia (Sunday 13:00)
Espanyol 0-2 Barcelona (Sunday 20:00)

French Women's Cup Final
Olympique Lyonnais 1-2 Paris St Germain (in Orléans)

Music video version (PNSFW)

On 5/8/2023 at 4:14 PM, seph said:

[Old man yelling at cloud]

Not cool #1 - Jedi Survivor is 155GB min on PS5, so had to toss two games off the drive. Maybe another if/when I get hit with a 50GB update thanks to Sony's IDIOTIC patching policy.

Not cool #2 - Whatever is copying/downloading is taking its sweet time - it's about 20% done with est. 70 minutes to go. I miss games being ready out of the box.

Either *external additional* SSDs will need to be mandatory in the near future due to escalating asset sizes, or things will become full circle and we'll go back to cartridges with "full" games on them. I may well love this game but once it's done it's going off.

[/Old man yelling at cloud]

TURNED CONSOLE ON, WHAT DID I SEE? A PATCH FILE THAT IS 1GB

Improvement is noticeable. Performance mode is far smoother, Resolution mode is blurrier of course but turning off the grain effect improves things.

[Old man yelling at cloud]

Not cool #1 - Jedi Survivor is 155GB min on PS5, so had to toss two games off the drive. Maybe another if/when I get hit with a 50GB update thanks to Sony's IDIOTIC patching policy.

Not cool #2 - Whatever is copying/downloading is taking its sweet time - it's about 20% done with est. 70 minutes to go. I miss games being ready out of the box.

Either *external additional* SSDs will need to be mandatory in the near future due to escalating asset sizes, or things will become full circle and we'll go back to cartridges with "full" games on them. I may well love this game but once it's done it's going off.

[/Old man yelling at cloud]

Week 40 fixtures 

Premier League

Newcastle United 1-2 Arsenal (Sunday 16:30)
Fulham 1-2 Leicester City (Monday)

Championship (Monday)
Huddersfield Town 2-0 Reading
Millwall 2-1 Blackburn Rovers

Spanish Cup Final
Osasuna 0-3 Real Madrid (21:00, in Seville) 

The St. Louis Cardinals.

Premier League

Brentford 1-1 Nottingham Forest
Brighton & Hove Albion 2-1 Wolves
Bournemouth 2-0 Leeds United 
Fulham 1-4 Manchester City 

Manchester United 2-1 Aston Villa 
Liverpool 2-2 Spurs 

Scottish Cup semi-final
Celtic 3-0 Rangers (@ Hampden)

Serie B
Benevento 1-1 Parma w/ultimo grates
Venezia 2-0 Modena 

French Cup Final
Nantes 2-3 Toulouse (@ Stade de France)

Another gaffer out at Tottenham. Since this sublime joke was made at the start of this season, if you include Frank Lampard out for Poch then both clubs have chewed through SEVEN managers.

And as if there ain't enough bolsheht going on, there's more rule tinkering afoot. I wonder how bad it...

Suck it, DH.

20 minutes ago, Gus Mears said:

@Keith Houchen was watching last night. A complete piss take. Noted woman beater Domingo German can stay in the game walking around like he's just taken a dip in Vaseline and Mad Max gets ejected 'because his hand was too sticky'. It's the total lack of consistency which is worse of all.

This video here. "You didn't wash them enough, but seeing you sound honest we'll let it go". Fuxakes.

Sidenote - this is a great channel. Bit of Yanks bias in places as the hosts do a Yanks pod, though. The lipreading clips are superb.

P.S. edit THE CARDS FINALLY DIDNT SHIT LOADED BASES. Nolan Gorman is a star in the making.

Week 37 fixtures 

Premier League

Everton 2-0 Fulham
Southampton 1-3 Crystal Palace
Wolverhampton Wanderers 0-2 Brentford
West Ham United 0-3 Arsenal (Sunday 14:00)
Nottingham Forest 1-2 Manchester United (Sunday 16:30)

FA Women's Cup semi-finals
Brighton & Hove Albion 0-2 Manchester United (17:15, in Leigh)
Aston Villa 1-3 Chelsea (Sunday 14:15, at Walsall)

Scottish Premiership
Motherwell 1-2 Dundee United

A-League
Wellington Phoenix 1-3 Brisbane Roar (Sunday 04:00)
Sydney 1-1 Perth Glory (Sunday 06:00)

Troy Deeney is a giant tool at the best of times, but you have to say his finest moment is up there for the sheer drama.

*Desperately scrambling for good news in this otherwise bin-fire of a season*

Oh, Jordan Walker has tied Ted Williams in hitting his first 10 games in the big leagues. Two more for the overall league record.

That stuff's really getting on my nerves now. Especially as clicking on the  top of the 1st inning (when the Cards are away) links to *the start of the feed* so there's no telling of how much of the unskippable inserts I have to sit through just to watch actual baseball.

Furthermore for some reason the historical stuff appears to be muted on my feed.

Week 36A fixtures – Good Friday and Holy Saturday

Premier League (Saturday)

Brentford 1-3 Newcastle United 
Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-1 Chelsea 
Southampton 0-5 Manchester City (17:30)

Championship
Blackburn Rovers 2-1 Norwich City

League One
Forest Green Rovers 0-2 Derby County
Oxford United 0-3 Sheffield Wednesday

League Two
Crawley Town 1-2 Bradford City
Harrogate Town 2-2 Wimbledon

Scottish Premiership
Celtic 4-1 Rangers (Saturday 12:30)

A Primeira Liga
Benfica 3-2 Porto (18:00)

Week 36B fixtures – Easter Day and Easter Monday

Premier League (Sunday)

Leeds United 1-1 Crystal Palace (14:00)
Liverpool 0-3 Arsenal (16:30)

Championship
Cardiff City 0-3 Sunderland
Coventry City 2-2 Watford
Hull City 0-2 Millwall
Wigan Athletic 0-4 Swansea City

League One
Cheltenham Town 2-1 Ipswich Town

League Two
Tranmere Rovers 1-2 Swindon Town

National League North
Southport 1-2 Chester

National League South
Weymouth 1-2 Bath City

Pancaked by the Braves over 3 games. But Walker hit his first homer so it's all puppies and rainbows in the FO.

Cards have got a few tools coming through in the batting as Jordan Walker is living up to the hype and Nolan Gorman, the first MLB player born in the 21st century, is starting to come good.

Now let's sort the goddamn bullpen out.

Women's Championship
Sunderland 1-2 Crystal Palace (Sunday 12:00)
Bristol City 3-0 Sheffield United (Sunday)