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IANdrewDiceClay

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  1. Rik Mayall and Norm Macdonald are the only two celebrities that I tended to go "I wonder what they are up to at the minute?" during the day. I loved those two so much, and gave me every emotion a comic could give you. I'm going to miss Norm so much. I've missed him for a while now as it is, with his podcast going down the shitter. But to know we'll never get any new material is genuinely sad. I loved him so much.

  2. I remember UFO was on Sky Movies when I was at school, and this joke has stuck with me ever since. Cant remember fuck all else, but do recall this inspired bit of dialog.

    Chubby to his wife: "Give me 50p for the metre."

    Wife: "why have you never got any money on you. You're spending it on another women arent you?"

    Chubby: "You find me a woman I can fuck for 50 pence and you can have a divorce tomorrow."

  3. 9 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

    When (or possibly where)do you mean? I worked in retail and then video distribution throughout the 90s and early 2000s and his cassettes, or cassette to be more accurate, gathered dust

    North East. His manour. He was massive up here. I think he was a big deal in Blackpool as well.

  4. Chubby was a hustler for years. Like a racist Colt Cabana. Or basically like a modern Jim Cornette. His casssette tapes would be in the market and would be gone as soon as they hit the shelf. His VHS tapes were out every year and be up there with Friends and Nick Hancock's Hilariously Stupid Sliding Tackles as best sellers. Its crazy, but he used to be a massive underground name. Sell out shows everywhere. His comedy albums were massive as well. He had a fanbase, like ICP. Where there's obviously something wrong with them, but money is money.

    About 3 years ago he was advertised my a pub round our way, and I thought "that's it for him then. You cant sink lower than that." But the recent rise of "it's PC gone mad" has got him back in the fold. The thing is, he's fucking 76 and had some of his voice box removed due to cancer. At this stage of the game, any publicity for him is good. Who can honestly say they knew he was still going in 2021 without this little uproar?

    He had great delivery in fairness. "I caught the landlord this morning nicking towels off the guests" and "I like to prepare for my mother-in-law coming round by scraping the letters off the Welcome mat" are as clean as he gets.

     

  5. I think its up there with the Bash 89, WM X7 and MITB 2011 as all timers. It was non-stop the whole night. Big Show coming out was like "cheers, I could do with 5 minutes." The pacing of the card was genius.

    Punk, Bryan, the Elite, Jon Moxley, MJF, Darby, there's some big name players on this roster. Endless posibilities.

  6. 2 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

     Then the completely unnecessary but brutal kick he gets when he's done at the end.

    You can see his brain ticking over when shirtless chap turns his back going "I can do whatever I like now" just before the kick. He could have left it, punched him, anything. Its fascinating seeing the decision making process in front of your eyes.

  7. Anyone else just think its mad there's a national televised promotion holding a sold out card at the Sears Centre with a stacked card that includes Punk headlining and Bryan and Flair maybe showing up? A few years ago that would have been impossible to think of. Even All In was a bit of a novelty supercard with nobody really thinking much will come from it.

  8. My Princess Diana tweet went fucking mad in the last half hour. I have no idea why. I've only just started a new account after getting banned for some unknown reason, so fuck knows why this is doing so well. Its recycled shite in fairness.

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