IANdrewDiceClay

Sunshine of Your Love by Cream has always made me want to chuck.

2 minutes ago, Gay as FOOK said:

A small brown fella was just about climbing inside my arsehole.

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I've not had a puff in five years ...

Keep your story straight at least.

15 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I was talking to our @IANdrewDiceClay about Noble on Twitter the other day, I couldn't believe he'd scored that many goals and I couldn't remember a single one of them. I'd have guessed he'd have scored about 14 at most.

Funny you bring this up, because a feed of "greatest football comebacks" came up on the youtube feed today, and Noble scored twice against United in that game Rooney told the camera to "fuck off." He's a phantom scorer. One of those blokes who scores a penalty and you're so pissed off West Ham are 1-0 up you dont recognise its him.

I dont think that opening segment could have went any better. It was a special moment you'll not forget anytime soon.

Just now, Liam O'Rourke said:

Definitely not Flair - he never takes off his two Hall of Fame rings.

Maybe he just lost one. Doesnt bare thinking about, really.

There you go. Merry Christmas Thunderplex

13 minutes ago, Joe Blog said:

What was Callis accused of? Never saw his name crop up last time but there was so much going on it isn't hard to miss one of the stories. 

Scarlett Bordeoux etc.

Isnt it pretty much common knowledge that the reason certain people were fired was because the promoters knew what they were doing anyway and ignored it. The Joey Ryan stuff has been going about for so long, and it just continued. Ryan got that act over on the indies, and pretty much males and females were scared to get heat by refusing to touch his cock so felt pressured to do it. Because he'd go online and be like "hey its just an act" and have thousands of complete losers defending it. What I've learned from following wrestling as long as I have is that this shit isnt a surprise to anyone. Whether its Vince McMahon, Mark Dallas or Don Callis. They know what the boys get up to, and dont act on it because they think it'll hurt the brand they've coughed up.

Don Callis for example hired a fucking HR independent investigator to look into Impact's dodgy accusations, where he had access to her email address to see what the complains were. And he was one of those under investigation! Yet AEW just snaps him up immediately after Impact seperates from him.

AEW is very picky about who they investigate arent they? Justin Roberts and Darby Allin both dodged any heat from them.

The best stable ever.

As per WWE twatter. Madness.

He's a big tart if he goes back on half the money he was on. Do the indies for a year, get over everywhere and go back on your own terms. But crawling back on way less money after they sacked you? You can guarantee all those agents will be out to get him for being a big fanny.

58 minutes ago, Accident Prone said:

Yeah Sting, the man who fought side-by-side with Robocop, threw himself off a TitanTron whilst set on fire and became a Poundlound Joker cosplay act, but THAT little sequence with Orange Cassidy is what is getting people's knickers in a twist? Honest to Christ. 

They said the same thing about Sting doing cinematic wrestling. Sting invented cinematic wrestling through several different eras, whether it was the WCW mini movies or the Graveyard match with Vampiro. Still is a professional pisser abouter. He really doesnt give a fuck.

6 minutes ago, Matthew said:

The reaction was indeed loud, but I do question how much of it was inflated with piped in bollocks.

None by the live reports on twitter. It was a genuine "oh fucking hell!" moment. Now obviously being the first major return post-pandemic helped, but still it was pretty special.

The pop for Cena might have been the biggest in 20 years. How has ever gotten a reaction that loud? Austin in 2001? Hogan in 2002? Fucking mental.

Where's the source for this? Cant find anyone reporting it.

3 days from July 4th. And also on Canada day. Cant believe it. I wanna run to you. Really cant believe this. @.

I have to stick up for Flatliner here. I can understand why he'd not be as sensitive to shitting on peoples cars, when he himself lost his sense of smell in an air raid.

Cant see it myself, mate.

12 minutes ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

So, she's a professional honey trapper, and he's initiated contact with her to cheat on his wife? 

I suppose it saves a lot of time this way. Very efficient.

He was noted for his pace. Actually got in before she did. Beat the honey trap, like it was Lee Dixon with his hand up.

Your past, your present, your photos of Wales into the next round.

She asked him what interested him about her and he replied "Your past. Your present. Your posts with your tits out." Havent been able to breath since.

Gazza's wearing one of those snide non-Umbro makes from Sports Direct.

Donald West is the greatest man in the history of wrestling. It's impossible not to get sucked into his enthusiasm. Hope he beats this shit.

Chuckled good at this.