Frankie Crisp

someone post a pic of sensational sherri 89-96 or ms elizabeth 95-dead. i dont know how to pic. theyr proper old haulage.

Not sure if I can possibly top that post, but I'll try:

Paget Brewster, 40.

Thing is the Paid members vote who get in this thing and the rest vote who win's.

Urgh.

Even if what they accuse me of doing they there self do all the time in a much grander scale.

What?

The people the you will expect to respond to this and now wont are the perfect example of what im talking about.

Again, what?

Maybe if you was not such a useless shit stain, you could also get things you wanted,

I feel like Steve fucking Austin here. What?

I'm proud of what i have done and what i have, i hate you because your a cunt.

Christ.

If you're going to try to have a pop at someone, at least make an attempt to pretend to you're not an utter spastic.

KMC is skill and this thread just reiterates what a complete dickhead you are.

I don't see how he remembered all of that though.

Like I said in the post, it wasn't word for word; but if you had a conversation like that, you would remember the nonsensical shite spewing out of its mouth,

Apologies for the uber-bump, but she's back. With a vengeance. This is from a conversation on Tuesday and only now have I been able to compose myself enough to type it out.

How this conversation started is not a surprise, but almost 3 days later I still can

I can't believe it's taken me this long to think of Elisabeth Shue. Forty fucking six.

Joey Lauren Adams, 41.

Still probably in need of some serious deep dicking.

So I had a few days off. During that time, I thought maybe it was time to give the idiot a fair chance and be more tolerant of her.

45 minutes into my first day back, however...

Maths for the insane:

Kristen Davis. 43. Christ.

I can't believe nobody has mentioned The People's Court's Judge Marilyn Milian, 48.

Callie Thorne (39) and Andrea Roth (42) from Rescue Me.

Maria Pitillo. Probably best known for her role in Godzilla, but she looks pretty decent for 43.

I'd let her chase my big lizard around, f'nar f'nar.

No but seriously, I'd like to finger her.

HD, I'm choosing to assume that you've put those superfluous apostrophes in to highlight her stupidity.

You beat me to that one.

It also reminded me of my little mate and her first ever idiotic comment when we started sharing an office. I can't remember exactly what she typed (and I will have purged it for my own sanity within seconds), but I told her there was no need for the majority of the apostrophes she'd littered my screen with. She looked at me vacantly, silently and disturbingly for a good few seconds, before asking if I meant the 'half quote marks'.

Weeks later, I penetrated her and have never forgiven myself.

Apparently, Seattle is 60,000 miles away. That's not a typo, nor was she saying it in purposeful exaggeration to indicate it's a fair trek.

I was going to tell her that that distance is well over double the circumference of the Earth, but I didn't want the conversation to inevitably go into what the loss of foreskin had to do with how far her Mum is going on holiday.

I actually thought that chap on about the A/C had a point! Works best with the windows shut, doesn't it?

 

Anyway, Waterboy, where do you actually work? She sounds like an absolute mess.

For a consultancy firm in Cheshire. She's an admin bitch who does all of the crap that nobody else wants to do. Unfortunately, it has led to a deluded state of mind which convinces her that the building would fall over if she left, so she keeps banging on about a pay rise which she 'deserves more than anyone else'.

This is within a company who has made redundancies in the last 9 months, yet that still doesn't make her realise that all overheads are being scrutinised and she hasn't got a chance in hell. Thankfully for me, in between her forum-worthy idiocy, she keeps threatening to leave if she doesn't get a pay rise soon. Fine by me, off you pop then you fucking imbecile.

Oh and as I type this, she said that one of her ex-boyfriends put her on a 'peddle stool'. No wonder she dumped him.

Any chance of you dicking her at the Christmas Party?

What, again?

Just say that you aren't you and that you are your own doppelganger. Now that she has seen you both, the only way she can survive is to become your doppelganger banger.

That makes me want to hug my laptop. God bless the UKFF, I knew I could rely on this place to get me through my day.

Any chance of you dicking her at the Christmas Party?

What, again?

Is she fit?

She's a 9-yarder at best.

Along with her complete failure to grasp how utterly thick she is, she's also one of those average birds who you'd get off with for a laugh at 2am when you're shitfaced, but they themselves believe they are what the world's been waiting for. Her stories on a Monday are the best, when she comes in with tales of all these 'dead fit blokes' who she kopped for over the weekend, yet for some reason they don't reply to her messages or ever call her.

They're the only stories which engage me, but not for the reasons she thinks.

I've just about recovered, so here's how this afternoon started for me:

Her mate:

"Dont open the windows otherwise the air-con will try and cool everything outside."

There are some gems in there, but that one is just brilliant.

I've already had another one from our idiotic friend since my last post, regarding the spelling/meaning of 'doppelganger', but the conversation has destroyed my soul and entire will to live, so I'll post the conversation in full when I am able to type the story without wanting to cry.

I'm having to blatantly bump this, because the lads who I normally vent to aren't here and I need to tell someone, anyone, before my head starts to bleed.

The idiot has struck again, twice in ten minutes. Here's the gist:

On dogs:

"He's got a Rockweiler"

"You mean Rottweiler?"

"No, they are called Rockweilers"

"They aren't"

"They are, they are called that because they are rock hard dogs. It's probably a nickname though and they have a really boring name like German Weiler or something"

On overseas communications:

"My mate is going on honeymoon on Friday, she got married last week but they couldn't get a flight until Friday"

"That's nice"

"Yeah, they're going to Hawaii"

"That's nice"

"She's really excited, but I don't know if she'll be okay talking to people"

"Why?"

"Well I know some people in the hotel will speak English, but it might be difficult if she meets people because she doesn't speak Mexican"

Angles & Demons.

A film about the mental torture which ripped a wrestling family apart?

Jan from The Office:

Is right.

She's no Jenna Fischer but she comes up right behind her. That's what she said.

Callie Thorne, of Rescue Me, Prison Break and The Wire.

My word.

 

Because the bulldog Never lost in the uk previous to this

I don't think FJ was asking why it got so much heat, just saying he'd forgtten how much heat it got.