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ReturnOfTheMack

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    "Ohhh, me wife gets the fits sometimes. Only, when it happens to her, she shits herself.

    So if she says she is feeling a bit queer, I tell her to have a lie down and I'll put the plastic padding underneath her, so at least I don't have to go round the house collecting it".

    Like an Easter egg hunt. Very festive.

    Thanks for that, I just laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. Mind I have been drinking.

  2. Just back from the KTB Thrilogy, it was an amazing set of shows. I ended up ordering the book their first show is based on (The Boy Who Kicked Pigs) because of how great it was.

  3. One of my coworkers has show cats. Recently one came second in a contest. The kicker is that all the other owners hated the assigned judge and so pulled out. Her cat came second when it was the only cat in the contest!

     

    She asked what the logic of that was and was told her cat just didnt deserve a first place.

  4. I've a couple of London theatre trips coming up, Kill The Beast are performing their 3 pieces (Boy Who Kicked Pigs, He Had Hairy Hands and Dont Wake The Damp) so we're off to catch all 3 and then next month its for The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Nighttime.

     

    Working in a regional theatre means I get to see a lot of small to mid size shows, upcoming Im looking forward to Boris The Musical. A Boris Johnson musical, it cant not be funny with all the stupidity to mine.

  5. It's funny watching David scrutinize the guests. It's amazing how funny Lee is on WILTY but when you throw him into a sitcom like Not Going Out he's fucking terrible. I don't get why the BBC recommissions that shite every year or at least make a Xmas special.

     

    I've always liked the team of Jimmy, Sean and Jon on Cats too. 

     

    I honestly love Not Going Out. I don't mind some panel shows, WILTY, QI (though its gone a bit downhill), MTW and Taskmaster (if you count it).

  6. I just nearly texted my dad a link to Chuck Tingles wiki page. Im not sure how he'd have taken it.

     

    Background; I sent the link to a dinosaur obsessed friend a few days ago and the link was saved on my clipboard. I thought Id saved some info about a music gig in there this morning. I was wrong.

  7. I really enjoyed the Deathstroke stuff on Arrow. Talking about Arrow apparently

     

     

     

    Dolph Ludgren is playing the main villain in the flashbacks, while in the now the big bad is Prometheus. If they end Prometheus like they did to kick off Rise and Fall I may do a sex wee in my pants. I really want a tattoo of that.

     

  8. King Coconut, on 05 Aug 2016 - 19:41, said:

     

    ReturnOfTheMack, on 05 Aug 2016 - 19:24, said:

    ...Oddly encouraged by the other half.

    It's a trap.

     

     

    I think her binge watching Star Trek: TNG may have influenced her somewhat.

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