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Yup, that's #1 and #2. Next is Rock/Austin from X7.

WWE kicked off their UAE tour with a press conference in the world's tallest building today... featuring a brawl between John Cena and Kane!. The UAE press pop huge for the AA through the table.

Even better than that, if you click through to the article where Howard Jones explains why he left, he says "I wish myself the best in all my future endeavours". What a fucking man.

I only got into Killswitch around when they released The End of Heartache, seen them a few times at Download and always enjoyed them. I'll be interested to hear the new stuff.

I don't think either of them were released. If they're not on the companies' websites, they probably don't exist.

I love that garlic flavoured philadelphia stuff they used to do, is that still available? Would give the dish a nice edge.

Yep, that definitely still exists. Some supermarkets have an own-brand version too.

You suckers just missed a super-fun guessing game. Now you'll never know what the 2nd and 3rd longest Wrestlemania matches were without trawling through Wikipedia like I did.

I'm away from the missus on a Monday night for a change, so I might pop into the chat for Raw tonight. Anyone else gonna be in?

I think that's because they weren't posted in today or yesterday.

You appear to be correct. Cheers for clearing that up, I was worried the whole place was going to fall apart.

This is probably nothing, but on the main page of the forum, the times on the last posts are in 12-hour clock for On-topic, Off-topic and Classifieds, and 24-hour clock for the other forums. Just thought I'd mention it in case the forum starts traveling through time or something.

Just wanted to catalogue this so it's remembered forever: Tom's just confessed to cracking one off after reading the ridiculously naff sex scene in 'Birdsong'.

Best moment last year was everyone getting hyped up before the women's match cos they thought the surprise would be Kong, then it ended up being Eve Torres. Butch was pissing himself IIRC.

I saw the poo picture, but I didn't get to see the videos. I have well and truly got the short end of the straw. At least I don't have a boss to see it.

Ahh dammit; I was hoping no paidos would spill that bit of info, so hopefully people would jump to conclusions and goad him and call him a pussy for a week for having cried off and not responded.

If it helps to salvage the idea of him being a bit of a pussy, the Youtube videos have now been made private.

Haven't seen it in yonks but I remember always liking it a lot. Very interesting list so far!

I once saw a cat shitting in its owner's front garden, looking me dead in the eyes while it did it, without so much as a pause. Just kept squeezing it out. Any animal that can do that is one to fear.

 

For you to know that though it would mean you stood and stared at a cat dead in the eyes as it took a shit, without so much as a pause.

I was walking past, and wanted to see if it would break its stare. I feel like I was invading its privacy, and it just totally no-sold it. It chilled me to my core.

I once saw a cat shitting in its owner's front garden, looking me dead in the eyes while it did it, without so much as a pause. Just kept squeezing it out. Any animal that can do that is one to fear.

Yeah, don't worry, we actually know each other and have been to loads of shows in the same group of people. The picture was from a funny angle. Sorry!

EDIT: I used to be C Dude on here. Just so you know who I am.

Well, I dunno by your screenname here, but if you know any of the Leicester bunch (Alexander, Tripp Hazzard, etc.) you might know me through that.

I am Tripp Hazzard. Who are you? I think we've both changed usernames.

(note for anyone confused: my username was never Tripp Hazzard, that was my gimmick name in the 6 shitty matches I had)

EDIT: Looked through the name change logs. Didn't recognise you from the picture.

Here is a candid shot of myself, and my cat, Manischewitz "Manny" Barrilow.

Hang on, do I know you? Because I swear I got that cat as a friend suggestion on Facebook.

Fucking hell. No loose end left untied. That's what I love about it, it just has everyone desparate to figure it out. I bet Mofatt and Gatiss, being huge Conan Doyle fans, love that they've inspired some inquisitive spirit in their viewers. If only everyone liked it so much when Moffat does it in Doctor Who...

*edited for predictive text gibberish GOD this is getting tiresome why didn't the 13 page review I read mention this*

Sherlock

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Felt a touch mugged off by the ending. Either needed an explanation of how he performed it, or left as dead.

 

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They told you how he did it throughout the episode (that's been a theme throughout) and they like leaving little puzzles for the nerds. I've got so far as "the body they buried was the body of the kidnapper from hansel and gretal, given the appropriate contusions that someone who works in a morgue would know, and the switch was made when Watson was knocked down by the cyclist, who is part of the homeless network". I'll enjoy trying to work the rest out, but it is a bit far fetched, even for this programme

 

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I would imagine the corpse of "Sherlock" was indeed the kidnapper, and it might, somehow, have been him on the roof the whole time. And furthermore, it doesn't just call back to this episode - remember how we saw the corpse of "Irene Adler" in the first episode? We know she had contact with Moriarty, so he probably used the same guy to turn the kidnapper into fake Sherlock.

 

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Anyway, I thought it was unbelievably good. Enjoyed it more than anything on TV in forever, and...

 

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...I can't bloody wait for series 3.

 

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On the subject of it possibly being made-up, I'd forgotten that he went on to admit/claim that it was, later in the thread.

Anyway, what odds can I get on him signing up again and posting some kind of of tiresome acceptance speech if he wins?

On Sunday, yeah. But whatever, I see your point. Worth pointing it out so nobody gets confused, though.

Next Saturday is the 21st, surely?

I didn't believe it personally. Thought it was made up because he thought he'd get applause from the "lads" on here.

I thought the same. Ditto guy-whose-name-I-can't-remember's abortion story from the other day.