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Two spring to mind from the mega drive: the monkey toss/ostrich (?) ride from the lion king and the trolley dash from Mickey mania (Mickey's wild adventures on the PS1)

Both sections require such specific timing for the jumps that you would constantly fuck up and lose a life. Both appeared on the second level of otherwise great games. Damn you Disney.

If I was a selfish cunt I would be out protesting and using the Cummings defence. Thankfully I'm not an absolute fucking dirty Tory cunt and will continue to stay in and do my bit bit to add to the pandemic.

Top Tory twat Matt Hancock laughing about this pandemic and the awful track and trace rollout boils my piss. I only hope that people remember this shower of shit when election rolls around.

Highest death toll? Fuck me. 

This press conference is a car crash. Testing your potentially failing eyesight by driving 30 minutes in a car with your 4 year old? Jesus fuck.

He also appears to lack the ability to apologise.

Cunt.

So we're all shit fathers for staying in?

Johnson getting battered by the jounos and him trying to cut them off Trump style was jaw dropping.

Instinct beats rules?

This is an absolute shower of shit. Fuck the lot of the Tory cunts. When we live in a pandemic which means that a 13 year old is buried with no family present but the PMs unelected aide can do whatever he likes, it really shows how far we've fallen.

What a mess.

I'm burning my way through the shield and despite watching the first 5 seasons years ago, I've forgotten how good it is and the majority of storylines.

Fast paced storylines, stressful and intense story arcs and excellent acting. This is fast becoming my favourite programme. 

I'm grateful for this lockdown for providing the time to watch it. Essential viewing.

Has Buff had a stroke or is he doing his best Stallone impression?

Awful.

KFC opened last week. I treated myself (and my family) to a 14 piece party bucket. I demolished the majority and had the worst shits to ever grace my pan.

Bliss.

Managed my first S grade on SOR4 with SOR1 Axel, who simply packs a punch. Can't get on with Floyd unfortunately. What's everyone's go to character? 

Any tips for smashing the first boss would be helpful, I'm floundering on a B grade for that one.

I read about the rumoured content, fingers crossed it materialises.

Cody Rhodes wearing only one elbow pad in WWE. Ridiculous.

Watching the DX vs. Jerishow vs. Cena and Undertaker on YouTube in a drunken state and I have come to the conclusion on two things:

 

The undertaker absolutely rocks the big gold belt.

Jerishow are grossly underrated.

 

Bonus thoughts:

This is a tremendously fun match packed with talent which today's product can't provide and a great crowd makes a match. That is all.

Echoing the love for SOR4. The nostalgia is off the charts and it feels fresh. There's a great balance of challenge and the ability to breeze through sections just smashing the shit out of countless enemies, capturing the charm of the previous games perfectly. Some enemies are fucking awful, I'm looking at you biker dykes and bottle throwing bitches...

The subtle touches and homages mean it's money well spent. Perfect during these challenging times.

I went for the first Toy Story but could have easily put Monsters Inc, Wall-E or Finding Nemo there. Didn't realise how hard it was to vote on because there's such charm in each film. 

I've been re-watching these on Disney+ and even after a few years and repeat viewings I catch something new each time.

I vote the first film over the others in the series for the simplicity of the storyline and it really focuses on being a toy whereas the others try hard and stray from what it should be about.

Inside out is amazing and I'm glad cars doesn't get a look in.

So much nostalgia from this thread. Jackass the movie is some of the most fun I've ever had watching a film and it felt like a cultural icon. I still piss myself laughing at the high five and air horn golf but I've never had as much of a "what the actual...?" As when Dunn stuck the car up his ass. 

You know that as its core, it's just a group of friends dicking about and having fun and that resonates with a lot of people. Those who miss the point and dismiss it as stupid stunts are idiots and probably vote Tory.

Dave England shitting in a bathroom showroom is still gross.

Also a fan of Dirty Sanchez but I won't taint this glorious thread with that any longer.

Slightly underwhelmed by series 3 so far but I'm confident it will pick up.

Fiona Shaw is phenomenal. 

An exceptional sell job by perfect. It's a shame he wasn't better utilised in 2002 but totally get why.  A great find.

Incidentally, I teach the son of the twunt who has organised the fundraiser. As they say, like father like cunt. 

Out of all the briefings, Patel's was the most emotionally void. Shocking.

The Last Ride trailer looks great and acknowledges the final act of the Undertaker's career. Definitely one to watch in full.

Caught the ruthless aggression episode on Cena today. It's made me realise how significant his role was in holding together the wwe over a 10 year period and he's comfortably up there with the likes of the Undertaker and Triple H as a great and I daresay he deserves to be considered amongst Hogan, Rock and Austin. Excellent viewing. 

His intensity and charisma in OVW was something else. Could quite easily watch a 6 part series on his career as this episode scratched the surface.

My mother phoned for her daily phonecall and said that Boris (first name!!!!!) has the virus and didn't pick up on my sarcastic sympathy, stating that it has been hard for him shaking hands, ignoring advice and failing to provide adequate funding despite warnings. Fingers crossed he doesn't succumb to this virus as it would only make him a martyr.

 

Trying not to derail this into Tories are cunts part 2 but it's hard....

Comforting words from her majesty this evening. 

The boneyard match was 100 times better than anything they could have achieved in a traditional mania match. Everything about it helped reinforce that this wasn't a traditional wrestlemania and I loved it; the trash talk, the entrances and the pacing made it better than it had any right to be. Easily the most entertaining Undertaker performance since the Michaels/Triple H matches.

 

I'd be happy to leave that as the ending to his career. No point flogging a dead horse (man) again. 

The Goldberg match resembled the classic Smackdown 2 match where you spam finishers at your opponent. I liked it and despite being a massive Goldberg fan, he should call it a day now.

Definitely not the worst title match I've ever seen.

I can't work out which direction the taker styles match is going. Very odd. 

Another decent attempt at trying to build the strangest wrestlemania in history. 

Already covered but it's definitely the recorder. Anything else is wrong. 

Prince Charles had it with mild symptoms. I wonder how much contact he had with the queen?