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  1. 11 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

    I've never been to a chippy that didn't do that. Must be another North/South thing

    I have to say I've never heard of them being wrapped seperate. This information feels like a spiritual awakening, chomping at the bit to get to the hippie and trying them wrapped seperate. 

  2. Agree wholeheartedly with the number 1, thanks very much for doing this Wand I've throughly enjoyed it and eagerly awaited each fight. I've watched the vast majority as we've went and will be giving #1 a watch tonight.

    I'm certain you hear this often but you have a real knack for this. Well done. 👏

  3. 8 hours ago, FelatioLips said:

    Heard my wife go “oh shit” followed by the sink rinsing something the other night before bed. Checked what it was and she’d dropped a pack of Rennies in the toilet and rinsed them off. 
    “they’re in foil” she protested before I hurled them into the bin. The rotter.

    I'm going out on the limb that she isn't the one using the Rennies. 

  4. 5 minutes ago, Undefeated Steak said:

    This is the third time I've been to the shop and forgotten to get shit roll. Need to start browsing the forum when I'm in Tesco.

    There's an industrial sized roll of the thinnest toilet paper here that I can only hazard a guess as to how it first appeared in the property. I've got a Madras on and I fear it's going to be like cleaning up an oil spillage with receipt paper later. 

    Which leads me onto what's the worst thing you've ever wiped your arse with when you've ran out of toilet roll?

    My opening gambit is a sock or attempting to use the brown cardboard roll of the toilet 

    My pair of boxers whilst in a pub toilet with no loo roll, left them festering in the corner. 

  5. On 2/16/2020 at 9:40 AM, wandshogun09 said:

    There’s nobody in MMA with quite the background Barnett has. He’s a really interesting guy. The catch wrestling background, the controversies with PEDs, the fact he’s fought fucking everywhere from the UFC to Pride, Strikeforce, Affliction, K-1 MMA, Pancrase, Sengoku, DREAM and Bellator soon to be added to the list. Competed in the ADCCs, submitted Dean Lister in Metamoris. Then there’s the pro wrestling, the fact he speaks different languages and is a massive video game geek, has been in a movie with Steven Seagal. He’s got quite the CV.

    I wish he was around MMA more over the last few years. I know he’s got this Bellator fight coming up but I mean, even in commentating somewhere or more podcast appearances or something. He seems to like to do his own thing and just disappear off the grid for periods. I’d recommend giving his appearances on Rogan’s podcast a go if you haven’t already. Really interesting guy to listen to.

    Have a drink with him. 


    Perfectly highlights what is great about Barnett for me. Along with being a fun and unique fighter he is impossible to pigeon hole.


    Yeah he loves classic cars and metal and uses the nickname the Warmaster but he also enjoys  anime, comics and magic the gathering.

  6. 28 minutes ago, hallicks said:

    My mum recently got a call from her surgery saying the doctor wanted to see her, so she asked to make an appointment but they didn't have any that week and told her to call back next week. She never did call back to rearrange, then on Saturday she showed me a letter from her surgery saying "We are very sorry about your recent cancer diagnosis, you will have a follow up meeting to discuss with your GP soon." 

    She's acting like it's a mistake, but I'm not so sure. She's had a lot of health problems for years but isn't even interested in checking with the surgery if it's true or not. As next of kin, am I able to ask the surgery about this, or would it have to be through her? 

    Presuming that your mum still has her wits about her they won't be able to disclose any confidential info so theoretically no they won't be able to tell you.

  7.  Around about the 3rd or 4th visit to my now Wifes parents her dad made a Mousakka. By the looks of it I was expecting a shepherd's pie,  when I chopped into it I got the nasty surprise of an Aubergine. Of course forgetting my company I chirped up with "Aubergine you are having a fucking laugh".

    Fortunately they found it funny, still rightly getting ribbed for it when her dad makes any dish remotely exotic. 

  8. 16 hours ago, WeeAl said:

    Lads, you're all mental. It'll be Jan Blachowicz Vs Corey Anderson III after the re-match ends in a draw. 

    Supported by Lina Lansberg Vs Nicco Montano, Gunnar Nelson Vs Carlo Pedersoli, Joe Duffy Vs Stevie Ray and Cyril Asker Vs Ruslan Magomedov. 

    Come to think of it, that may be wishful thinking. 

    If you had of told me this was the card I wouldn't if questioned it. Its exactly what we can expect, with the exception on the main event it's a perfectly fun show.

  9. 10 hours ago, PunkStep said:

    I'm guessing all of these gravy-related crimes happened north of the Watford gap?

    Stop with your Southern propaganda.  I'm north of the Watford gap and can't stand gravy on anything at all. 

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