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17 minutes ago, Kfogg1991 said:

Michel Pereira is a fucking absolute superstar I've been a fan and fully behind him for years now and oh my god he's showing the world he's not fucking about I screamed so loud and his last four fights have gone just over a minute and a half he's fucking fantastic and currently the breakout star this year 

If you can go until the end of the year on here without saying the word "fucking" I'll donate money to a charity of your choice.

Christ, imagine the smell.

Not sure what's going on here but it seems to be Hummel/Kelloggs football shirts so I'm in.

Just now, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

I like what Drew has been doing, but I also like what CM Punk has been doing, but which is best.

 

Square sausage and tattie scones/out of date pipe bombs.

You gotta have a system.

Ross From Friends.

Not So Olympic Hero Pete. 

4 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

That's an improvement on his last 20!

I didn't create this thread so you can all argue about school sports ffs.

For instance at secondary school I was forced to play rugby instead of football and look at me! Well adjusted human with only two years of psychotherapy needed!

6 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Anyone checked on our Frankie?

Already celebrating with one of the world's worst fry ups no doubt.

Lovely puppy Kyren. Fair play. 

Not a classic final in terms of the standard I felt, but a cracking story (five stars) and Jak Jones did wonderfully well. 

The emotion form Kyren talking about his parents and their sacrifice at the end there was lovely and I always cry at the end of the Worlds. 

Thoroughly deserved that.

Unfrosted

Full disclosure, I love Jerry and always have) so have probably given this more leeway than most. Yes he's a dodgy nobhead, but I am sorry, I can't help it.

If you have ever seen Seinfeld, the humour/style/"acting" will be very familiar. At times it seems like one long episode, and he's just playing himself as always. 

One point Jerry is eating cereal and says "It's like you're drinking and eating at the same time" and if you can't imagine him saying this line in Monks cafe I dunno what to tell you.

He's made a film about pop tarts. If Jerry in the show ever had a "proper job" he'd have made this film for sure. Maybe he did pitch it to Russell Dalrymple (one for the fans there)

Will never watch again, but fun enough, and a cracking cast (Amy Schumer aside obviously. You've been warned) 6/10

Scott Pilgrim vs the World 

Eldest had never seen this, and wanted to as her band is covering the Metric song in it. A fun film, and we both love Michael Cera (I cannot wait to watch Superbad with her tbh) but it runs slightly too long and we both started switching off. 8/10

The Idea Of You

I have seen at least two films where Anne Hathaway gets cheated on, and this is just absolutely preposterous of course.

Anne, I'd even forgive that you're an Arsenal fan. I'd never cheat on you. 

This was fine. Anne is a 40yo divorced Mum who meets and starts a relationship with a 24yo boy band member, and all the troubles that come with that, the publicity, her daughter struggling, trolling etc.

Anne is always great (and a bit BONK! horny in this. Nice) and some of the boy band songs aren't bad, but again this goes too long and could've shaved half an hour off for sure. Was cute though and me and 14yo enjoyed it. 7/10

15 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

 

One of the replies said he was probably trying to like the post 😆

19 minutes ago, FLips said:

I just met a guy called Dante Pizzalover

God have a day off 😆

Fredreisch von Schnertzenpheffer is some name.

1 minute ago, Harry Wiseau said:

I remember liking the Irish entry

1 minute ago, Harry Wiseau said:

Rim Tim

1 minute ago, Harry Wiseau said:

Ollie will have to pull out 

Filthy @Harry Wiseau!!!

NO RULES

That is absolutely dreadful. I love it.

2 minutes ago, WeeAl said:

5) A full time working week being 30-33 hours. No loss in pay. I need some extra free time to waste on the bog flicking through this place. 

Agree with this, but you should be pooing on the company dime my friend.

5 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

has there ever been a live podcast that didn’t sound like absolute dogshit on a technical level?

The It's Always Sunny ones look (or sound) great but I'm going to say that's because they have a big boy budget.

I usually swerve the live episodes on even my regular favourite pods (Socially Distant Sports Bar, you are the worst offender) as they always sound rubbish.

Quality shot that.

Looked her up to see what the fuss was about. Blimey.

@simonworden get me a ticket for the next show yeah?

11yo at the park with friends playing football. It starts pissing it down. Asks if they can go to friends.

I suggest "Why don't you go to your house instead?" (The house literally backs on to the park and I live 10 seconds away) 

They say no it's fine and friends mum will pick them up.

"Cool, you waiting in the house?" "No" "Where are you?" "In the park under a tree" "Be better if you waited in the house, or come to mine" "Why?" "Because its belting it down" "We're covered. We're under a tree" "Be even more covered in the house" "Lol" 

I give up.

Oh and eldest has joined a band, which is fun. Really good for their confidence I feel.

A brilliantly dull (interesting) thread on lorries and hitting bridges.