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Just now, Mr_Danger said:

cult of personality

🎵 Look in my eyes, what do you see, every game we concede 2 or 3🎵

Just now, Mr_Danger said:

Especially as the point I’m making is that any new manager shouldn’t keep him!

Hey you never know, maybe that bald Dutch man will keep him around for "hair vibes"

1 minute ago, Keith Houchen said:

And chicory. Proper British coffee. None of this foreign muck. 

I'd take the offal and dirt thanks, aka Nescafe instant.

5 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Well your lot fancied getting a tune out of Timo Werner, teams on a budget try mad shit.  It’s not unfathomable that a new manager gives him an another season. He’s, tall, strong, powerful and quick. He’s perfectly adaptable to the physicality of the league and has shown flashes of being unplayable. Unfortunately it’s the prolonged runs in between those flashes that are, imo, the incurable problem.

I wouldn’t mind keeping him as a sort of tribute to Divock Origi tbh. 

Listen, I'm going to stop here, as @PunkStep will attest, I could go on all day with how shit I think Nunez is, and we're all "busy"

55 minutes ago, gmoney said:

"What the fuck is going on Antony, why are you not analysing draft picks for the Jaguars?"

Excellent. 

12 minutes ago, CharlesTuckerTheThird said:

I should point out that coffee has been more popular than tea in the UK since the end of WW2.....

Plays into their hands as they still want to be in the midst of WW2, when presumably coffee was made out of dirt and offal.

30 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Nunez is just fucking weird. A wild stallion

I'd say he is more of a donkey to be honest.

He's tall and strong. That's it. If a new manager keeps him, they're mental.

16 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

I think the most optimistic result on that spreadsheet is beating Sheff Utd on the last day of the season. Even more so if there’s anything riding on it. That’s got Spursy result written all over it.

Yeah I really don't think the bloke is being serious. Saying that, City lose tonight and I'm lumping on obviously. 

7 minutes ago, Loki said:

Maybe I'm misinterpreting that caption but it reads like he's trying to say "actually, not all working class white men have shitty views on immigration" and is posting this clip precisely because it IS lucid and well thought out.

You're not misinterpreting it at all, it's just subjective. I see it as the complete opposite. 

But you're right in that it's just clickbait and I have fallen for it, so well done Joe, whoever you are.

2 minutes ago, mim731 said:

Better a South London team than a team not from London at all, by that ropey logic.

Nah.

9 minutes ago, Dead Mike said:

I hate that sneering shit. It reeks of middle class left wingers looking down on people who have largely been on the blunt end of austerity & simply dismissing their frustrations. When people look back and study why the 'red wall' fell this will be a factor for sure. 

Correct, and in that example, a simple case that the chap in question, as with a large amount of people, don't realise that there are zero legal routes into the country, so people have to risk the boats.

I love a fellow spreadsheet wanker.

Forever the funniest fanbase.

Yeah that was funny. "Ooooh see how you've sneakily thrown that in there!"

Although I do often find some of it funny with those vox pops, I do think it's just sometimes an opportunity to sneer and make fun (which is fine! There are some absolute morons about) and the interviewers know exactly what they are doing and that's from a company like Times Radio!

The Joe ones are the worst. They went to Workington recently and put out a clip with a caption that to me was really cynical when in fact this chap makes a very lucid, point.

I dunno, maybe that's more of an issue with how that's presented, and I'm in no way advocating the views in that Times clip as they're hilarious (THESE DAYS?????) it just feels a bit...wrong sometimes.

Just now, The Gaffer said:

North London forever.

We can't win the league sadly. A South London team can though

Disrupting local rivals title charges...bring on Sunday, where that won't happen at all.

Still nice of Gary Neville to acknowledge Daniel Calvert-Lewin. 

Apt seeing as they're all wankers waaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

I once worked at a company that had a 6 month non-compete. 

But that didn't stop one guy nicking a load of contacts, starting up his own thing and hitting up some of the largest companies in the world within the window, bragging about it, and being hit with a cease and desist from our old company, at which point he absolutely shit himself.

He was a nobhead so this was very funny to all of us obviously. 

No correlation, just makes me laugh.

Yeah I ordered from AEW and didn't get any customs charge, and I also just got 3x t-shirts from a small independent designer from the states and no charge either.

Saying that, don't blame me when you're travelling down to Dover to pay out a ton because they're holding your order ransom!

10 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

It’s some twat from the secret forum with an AI rap innit? 

Well there are rappers called Kool Keith and Lowkey, so my money is on David. 

Excellent nominative determinism. 

1 minute ago, Thunderplex said:

I used to work with a chap, a fellow civil servant who had a sideline as a Gangsta (which is how I believe they spell it)Rapper.  He took a photo of himself looking quite intense and used it to promote himself.  Unfortunately if you looked closely you could see it was taken not only in a disabled toilet, but in the disabled toilet at work.  Not very good for his street cred, the dozy twat.

Something something crips and bloods.

Just now, Keith Houchen said:

A new challenger enters the Worst Thread arena. 

Sheeeeeeeeyit, on its best day this thread couldn't lace Ratings boots.

Hope you're OK @gmoney

I'm so embarrassed for everyone. You're tempting an MC Baconbits return.

29 minutes ago, N dot Brixton said:

why are all of these references straight out of jurrasic park?

What an up to date reference! 😆