SuperBacon

7 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

 

Good to see they got a new poster done for it. 

Mind like a sieve mate sorry. On that note, I'd rather take the edges of a sieve to my face than attend that.

They say the perfect stat doesn't exist, and yet:

44 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Who are the Liverpool of Baseball

The la, Dodgers surely?

38 minutes ago, FLips said:

And lastly the three of us (me, my mate with the PS2 and my wife)

39 minutes ago, FLips said:

have all been playing Fallout 76 again

6.) All Dreamies free of charge.

This may or may not have been written by my cat.

This piece of shit cropped up in a mid 00s show I'm rewatching.

I concur with the top comment, I've always thought it sounds like Thomas the Tank Engine as well. 

Sh'mon sh'mon? Sh'fuck off.

Little shits. 

I hope Phil had them both thrown out.

27 minutes ago, Sergio Mendacious said:

I'm a yank now, so that might color this:

Yep. Checks out.

9 minutes ago, JimmyAnderson said:

Is he a twat for giving Sting what Sting wants or is he too nice to tell somebody of Sting's stature no?

The answer is probably somewhere in the middle.

Look it's his billions, he can spend it how he wants at the end of the day.

11 minutes ago, FLips said:

scours CEX

Went in one yesterday as had time to kill before the bus. They had the GTA collection on PS One for £58!!! 

Is this normal?

10 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said:

When I see 5 weirdos dressed in Togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the Park in full view of a hundred people, I shot the bastards

GOURANJA

5 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

However, your gaming choices will be monitored and all the Japan nonces with their knicker sniffing simulators will be added to the register. 

Just @ them on here Keith.

Of course our boy Geoff has done this, but this lad is riding the superloop today if you're interested. 

Speaking of Geoff, this might be the loveliest video he's ever made, and made me a bit tearful.

I hope he's always OK. I love him.

4 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Does full communism mean we all have PlayStation 5’s or that none of us do? 

If David's in charge we all do.

21 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

5 - You are 28 until you turn 29. 

Good slogan.

Britain - That's How It Works.

45 minutes ago, cobra_gordo said:

) Scooter to redo the national anthem. Yes I know they're German. No, I don't care.

You've got @PunkStep vote 100%

OK, by some miracle, you've made it as leader of the party (nondescript, keep the other stuff to the relevant threads), you've incredibly passed a background check (they must have missed this place) and now you're ready for the election. But what are the policies on which you will stand, that will help win over the electorate?

1.) UBI

I genuinely believe this would solve so many issues within our society (housing, health, value of self, crime) and would be my number 1 policy on which I would run. Would love to see it happen in my lifetime.

2.) All empty houses utilised for the homeless

I'd also like to turn the O2 into a massive shelter, which is what we should've done when the "dome" part of it finished.

3.) Private rental sector abolished

A maximum of one house ownership under my regime. On the day I win the election, if you rent a place, you automatically own it from then on, social housing renters as well. Maybe in my second term, all homes go back under the ownership of the state. I haven't decided yet.

4.) Arsenal Football Club liquidated 

Pretty self explanatory really. PunkStep imprisoned as well. 5 years should do it.

5.) Can of Coke to be no more than 20p

Fine, Coca Cola can have some profit, but not much. 20p is fine. In time it will run from the taps alongside water.

There you go. Policy 4 will no doubt alienate the "Islington elite" but so be it. Landslide victory incoming. Over to you.

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

@SuperBacon A new challenger has entered the arena. 

The ratings thread right now: 

Look, if City get 3 corners against us, they score 3.

If City get 6 corners against us, they score 6.

If City get 9...well you get the point. 

16 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Alas, it appears to be fake but top marks for making out he did it. That in itself is top shithousing. 

#inbreds #nopromotionswithoutme

Top level pettiness.

@ange Put the trumpet player in goal, and Chirpy up front.