Wrasslin

Fuck me I'd forgotten Braun existed. Is he injured?

Can Sami Zayn start wrestling again please. He's great in the manager role but fuck me is he being wasted.

Really? Shit.

Did he die trying to work out who Sin Cara was?

Crash Holly - Tag Team Champion, European Champion, Light Heavyweight Champion, Multiple Time Hardcore Champion, inventor of the 24/7 rule.

Andy Kaufman - huge celebrity shout

Umaga - I don't need to sell him - he was great

I'd add that Shelton vs HBK match from the Goldrush thing on Raw. Mainly for THAT finish.

Brock vs Angle Iron man on Smackdown too - still probably the best Iron Man match WWE have done.

Jeff Hardy vs Undertaker ladder match was electric too. JR was on fire.

4 hours ago, quote the raven said:

Did we ever find out who is behind this gimmick? It’s can’t be a vince idea 

I think I remember reading there was a lot of Borash involvement in this. Feels like his sort of thing.

When he has impotency issues:

"Stupid, Stupid, STUPID!"

28 minutes ago, cobra_gordo said:

The main reason I'd like to see a Punk return is just for the pop when that music hits. Rick's Corbin idea would be class though or have them have a heel come out to "Cult Of Personality" for the real deal to appear behind them in the entrance way. Might reduce the reaction though.

We all know that realistically if it happens they'll spoil their own surprise with some "AS ANNOUNCED EARLIER ON ESPN" Twitter post or something.

The biggest miss ever was not sending Bad News Barrett out at 30 in the Daniel Bryan Rumble.

"I know you were expecting Daniel Bryan . . . but I've got some BAD NEWS" would have been amazing.

Get a life.

I think the issue with the Daniel Bryan one was that he wasn't even a "surprise entrant" everyone just assumed he was in it. 

i completed fucked this post up. IGNORE

Remember how bad that initial run was? Saved by the heel turn

Yeah otherwise you'd have the horsemen in there too probably.

15 hours ago, Onyx2 said:

The New Day have been a faction for more than five years. 

Are they the longest running continuous faction in WWE ever? I can't think of anyone close.

38 minutes ago, DavidB6937 said:

I dunno - Aliyah manages to sneak on every so often.

I like to think that's actually what happens.

"Ok so next up we've got - wait - where's Aliyah?" 

Music hits

"God damn it she's done it again"

6 minutes ago, King Pitcos said:

Their YouTube channel has her getting the big send-off at Full Sail as well. Including a congratulations speech from Ciampa, although he does call it a lateral move rather than a promotion.

Thing is - is it even seen as a developmental brand at this stage - at least on the TV show. There's no one getting air time right now who's not TV ready from what I've seen. 

1 hour ago, Magnum Milano said:

You come across pretty obsessed by Meltzer the way you always bring him up.

Right?! My old assistant Lynn was the same with Benjamin Netanyahu.

On 12/1/2019 at 2:10 AM, Angle_fan said:

Yeah I'm still loving this programme regardless of the latest episode. Personally I think the Conette situation is a bit ridiculous and the show would always be better with him commentating. 

Yeah it’s ridiculous how they let him go for . . . *checks notes* . . . telling racist jokes on the air.

59 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

As the last 30+ years of booking shows Keith Lee will either be dancing with The New Day, cucking Rusev with Lashley or become Junkyard Dog 2.0 within weeks. Vince is an old fashioned racist and he books accordingly. 

If they run a Lashley and Lee double teaming Lana angle it will simultaneously be the best and worst thing ever booked. 

25 minutes ago, King Pitcos said:

If Keith Lee moved to Raw now and became the top babyface, then we’d have until about SummerSlam before everyone starts hating him. That’s another year without Samoa Joe getting a go at being the big boy. Keith Lee is old enough that they can’t wait years and years with him, but I’d give Joe a shot at it first.

Joe vs Keith. Solved

14 minutes ago, mim731 said:

I wondered if they might go with something dumb like "The Sword" as a play off The Shield, hopefully not, but I definitely see them referencing it with whatever the name is for the group.

Raw could do with a big heel faction (not counting The OC), and I'd almost advocate putting the belt back on Rollins, maybe at the Rumble, if he's being flanked by a stable of goons so they can have whoever is the new top babyface run the table to get to him at Mania.

Didn’t they already do exactly this with Rollins and everyone hated it?

49 minutes ago, RIDDUM_N_STYLE said:

Imagine being a member of the Raw roster, the flagship show of the company, and getting told the brand is only going to win 1 match in 7 across the night and it’s on the pre show

To be fair last year they won every match. No one remembered and it didn’t matter two weeks later. 

12 hours ago, IANdrewDiceClay said:

Sex addiction isnt wanting sex all the time. It's putting your cock in a wet bread roll and wanking to pictures of your aunty. I hope we see skits like these.

Sure if the roll is warm and the aunt is at least a 7. Otherwise this is just sick!

Shorty G. There is a whole team of creative people and not one of them thought to say “this is shit”.

Christ he’s the logical successor to Kurt Angle. They certainly wouldn’t have called Kurt “Sweaty A”.