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On 6/25/2022 at 11:31 AM, Uncle Zeb said:

Feeling a rush of excitement on discovering a programme called The Pogmentary, only to then see it's about some football player.

I saw this too and felt the same. Especially since I bought this the other day...

Strong Jeremy from Peep Show vibes there. Must be something about the word outrageous.

43 minutes ago, Version1.0 said:

There's already a banana straightening machine, it's called women. 😉

Too right, ask clarkson. Clarkson knows.

We took him on his first boat trip.

He had a go at being the captain.

And some people in another boat thought we'd brought a monkey with us.

Yeah, really sorry for your loss @Thunderplex. Like others have said, what a good looking boy. I know it's not much comfort, but I'm sure you've got a ton of happy memories of him. Hold on to those.

Posing with his Easter egg.

Seems like it's got the potential for some really nasty bails.

I'm in.

Speaking of Wu Tang.. 

There's not a lot of new hip hop that makes me feel like a 13 year old again, but this makes me want to break out the fubu jacket and and baggy jeans. Really want one of those ghostface killah face masks too.

1 hour ago, Thunderplex said:

The pets thread on here always brings warmth to this cold heart.  In fact, pets in general, the dafter the better.  

Couldn't agree more. Which brings me on to what cheers me up. This guy:

However bad my day's been or my mental health isn't in a good place, it all goes out of the window when I see him. Whoever said dog's just know was right. He knows how I'm feeling straight away without me saying a thing. If I'm in a good mood, he's jumping and playing. If I've had a shit day or I'm feeling down, he'll come and sit with me and look me in the eyes like this and I'm instantly cheered up. There's more warmth and humanity in him than most humans. I don't think it's exaggerating to say he's saved my life on more than one occasion. He's the best.

Went to see Snowflake/Tornado last night, really enjoyed it. I want a complete copy of Alan Bennett's Sharknado now though.

The boy had his Christmas haircut today.

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On 12/11/2021 at 2:25 PM, Keith Houchen said:

This is well weird, mate. 

 

There's a few there that I was unaware of. Especially Hank von Hell and Freddy from Rod, Jane and Freddy. 

My first two jabs didn't give me any trouble. But my booster properly did me in. Don't know if it was because I had my flu jab a few days earlier. But it felt like I'd had the shit kicked out of me for about 3 days.

How long before Dan Aykroyd turns up at 162 questioning why they haven't got their Frosty up?

28 minutes ago, Abe_Knuckleball_Schwartz said:

Couple of years ago Dave Benson Phillips tweeted the following; "Have a good night whatever you're doing... and don't forget to put your cocks back."

I've never forgiven him for not replying when I invited him to my sisters wedding as my plus one.

4 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

The Borderlands 

Wouldn't expect any horror film with Gordon Kennedy (yes, that one) to be any cop but this really was. Probably didn't need to be found footage in nature but the story's well built and the ending is great. Kennedy was really good too, bizarrely!

Totally agree. Don't want to go into spoilers for the ending, but as someone who suffers from claustrophobia it genuinely gave me a panic attack the first time I saw it. Even thinking about it now gets my heart going.

That's so sad @SuperBacon. At least you both got to have that time together this morning. Hope you're holding up.

It was the boys 2nd birthday today. He got spoiled rotten.

I know I'm biased, but he could be a model.

There's a special place in hell for people who don't put the next customer please divider on the conveyor after they unload their shopping.

He's not too sure about his paddling pool.

3 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

All great, but they pale in comparison to KOOL-AID MCKINSTRY.

 

These sound like they should all be played by Key & Peele.

11 hours ago, stewdogg said:

Edit - think one of them was called Kenzi and was banging Katie Price for a while

As if being in Blazin' Squad wasn't bad enough.

Got him booked in for a trim on Thursday. He needs it.

Wrong thread