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No Niles. No thanks. 

I'll give it a chance, but I'm not holding my breath. Like someone else said, it just looks like they've put Frasier in a generic sitcom. All the best parts of the original were the bickering and competition between him and Niles. And the differences between them and Martin, and how despite all of that, they genuinely cared for each other. This feels like it won't have the heart of the original. 

I'll happily be proved wrong though.

First thing I thought when I heard he died, "Him got a nice face" . Weird that's stayed with me for nearly 25 years.

I'm a simple man. But yeah, she looked more exotic on my phone.

Just had another haircut. He's doing the same forced smile I used to do in school photos.

6 hours ago, Tommy! said:

 

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Disgusting. I mean where would something like that even be? So I know where to avoid and definitely not go near. Especially hostess Chanel. Definitely wouldn't want to bump into her.  

Stupid sexy Chanel.

YouTube comments that start with "Fun fact...."

BBC News - Lostprophets' Ian Watkins stabbed in jail - reports

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66419302

Even Russell Brand can't ruin Rose Byrne singing about bumming.

37 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said:

The worst: The Shitty Beatles

So it's not just a clever name.

I would get him one like Tony's, but he gets overexcited around horses.

51 minutes ago, Rockbus2 said:

Today I Learned that Hamster eggs can be fertilised by human sperm to create an animal called a Humster.

I'm assuming you're banned from the pet shop now?

Sorry for being a double post wanker. But the dog house needed some art work to classy it up a bit. 

I was all about The X Files as a kid. I had the videos, cards, calendars, the books by Jonathon Ross's wife, everything. The first three series are full of classics. I was obsessed with the loch ness monster, so I loved Quagmire. Humbug got me interested in the Jim Rose circus. 

But the one that had the biggest impact on me was The Host. I don't think anything in TV or film has shitted me up more than the Flukeman. I used to regularly have really vivid and realistic nightmares about him/it. The bit where he's in the glass pipe still freaks me out. 

Part of my job involves inspecting pump houses and sewage pits on the site where I work. Even after nearly five years I still have to convince myself I'm not going to come face to face with this and get dragged into the water.

I'll probably have nightmares again tonight.

We've been umming and ahing the past few weeks over the best way to keep the dog cool and in the shade but still able to stay outside so he can run about when he wants. I got him a cooling mat and a little pop up shade. But that didn't seem extravagant enough. So stepped it up a notch and bought him his own house. Well actually a child's play house, but you get the idea. Spent all afternoon and evening putting it together. Now to get it all equipped for the summer. Bet he'll hardly go in there after all this.

3 hours ago, Lorne Malvo said:

I know Russell Brand is an absolute dickhead, but Ponderland had one of the all-time best examples of this:

 

Beat me to it. First thing I thought when I saw this thread. Me and my mate Tom used to use him as an example when one of us was hungover or looked like shit. "Rough night was it? You look like Danny Meeks"

Or a kidney bean shaped head Irish accent.

I might have mentioned this before, it's my claim to fame. Jason Statham gave me his skateboard when I was a kid. I'd still have it if some bigger boys hadn't smashed it to pieces.

Also, it's The Meg.

I've just gone past it again. That blurry bit underneath Jim Davidson says "+ Bobby Davro". Fingers crossed they break out the stocks for Jim. 

5 hours ago, Fatty Facesitter said:

Our new Deputy PM. Look at that appalling Tory cue action. Desecrating the baize. 

"Tea, Martin!"

A song came on the radio in the car the other day that I was really getting into. I asked my girlfriend if it was one of these modern young cool bands that I'm too old to keep up with these days. She had no idea. We waited for it to finish and Sara Cox to say who it was by... "That's the new one from Shakin' Stevens". 

Just had his second haircut of the year. It's growing back quicker every time he has it cut.

25 minutes ago, ScottishSiren said:

You would require a lot of hard work and effort to convince me that you are suitable to talk to me in a social context outside of an opinion on wrestling on a forum.

I get the feeling most people, male or female, have little interest in talking to you in the first place. Let alone going to the effort of proving themselves worthy of it.

Always used to remind me of Topanga from Boy Meets World.

My friend reminded me of this today. Memories came flooding back of being a chubby 12 year old in my Michael Jordan jersey, playing basketball at mill lane field with my mates, the space jam soundtrack blasting out of my boombox I got the previous Christmas. Fuck, we were cool.