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14 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

LG?

Yeah

We got a new washing machine a few months ago and I've only just found out it plays a little tune when the cycle is finished. I enjoyed that more than I should have.

Mama's little tramp, mama's little whowa. 

Speaking of Richie, I just finished season 2 of Chucky. Joey Pants shows up in the murder mystery episode. It's campy, schlocky fun that doesn't take itself seriously, and everyone seems to be having a great time. Brad Dourif really put in a turn with all the different Chucky personalities. Fuck your baby Yoda's, I'm all about Good Chucky.

This will end well.

Had a little nap on the sofa and woke up to him staring at me.

All this talk of Jet has reminded me something I'd forgotten about. Must have been about 9 and I was walking to school with my mate Tom, something we did every school day. Only this day Tom was walking a bit weirdly, and with a smirk on his face. And he didn't really seem interested in the new WWF stickers I was trying to swap with him. Just before we got to the school playground he stopped at the gates and reached into his trousers. He pulled out a Jet action figure, looked really pleased with himself and said "She's been rubbing up against my knob the whole time". 

Drew Barrymore as Bjergen Kjergen in Wayne's World 2, schwing!

The girl from off of the grammarly advert.

I'd put my toy back in her cereal box.

Don't forget the last line where he describes her hands as "thin and fibrey".

He's excited for Christmas 

On 12/7/2022 at 2:36 PM, RalphyV2 said:

I consider myself much more of a cat 🐈 lover than a dog 🐕 lover, but my word, what an amazing dog you have! ❤️❤️

Thanks mate. He's brilliant, keeps me sane. 

Always a happy boy after his haircut.

I am the one who knocks...for sweets.

You should be able to do that with a basic digital multimeter. Just get one with an audible continuity test. Shouldn't cost more than about £10 on Amazon.

Looking handsome 

And a bit less dignified

"Your package has entered the hermes network"

 I honestly don't know how these cunts are allowed to operate. Don't think you're fooling anybody by changing your name to Evri either. Cunts.

This is another sad one. Coolio was a big part of growing up with my mates. Even the ones who didn't like hip hop liked Gangsta's Paradise. And we could all recite the Kenan & Kel theme. Hand On My Nutsac is still a banger too.

But the best Coolio memory for me was going round my grandparents one day. I wouldn't say they disapproved of my choice in music, but the only thing I ever remember being played round there was ABBA. Then one afternoon I went round and noticed a copy of C U When U Get There by the CD player. Turns out my Grandad heard it on the radio, took a liking to it and bought a copy. Then took it home and converted my Grandma too. They liked that it had a positive message. Not like "all the angry stuff I listened to". So Coolio brought me and my grandparents closer.

They could at least stick Eastenders on iPlayer.

57 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Mikhail Gorbachev, aged 91. 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/aug/30/mikhail-gorbachev-dies-soviet-leader-92

I thought he was already dead to be honest.

Pime example of the Gorbachev effect. I'm sure it used to be called something else though.

1 hour ago, Egg Shen said:

people who feel the need to comment on a Youtube music video just to state their age is a minor annoyance to me.

I'm only 37, I feel like I'm the only person my age who likes this. What's wrong with my generation?.

I found my comfortable spot. 19 degrees with rain as the sun set earlier. That's more like it. I went and enjoyed it in the garden like Andy Dufresne. 

After being a smug prick about being the only one of my friends and family to have not had it, it's finally managed to get me. Nothing too major so far. Bit of a headache, slightly scratchy throat, fever and I'm a bit tired. I'll admit to getting a bit panicky and anxious when that line showed up at first. But I'm looking at the positives. I don't have to go and paint my mum's shed now. And I've got Lee Marvin's voice.

3 minutes ago, RalphyV2 said:

 

I was expecting a cow jump scare towards the end. But that is a comfy looking garden.

3 hours ago, CavemanLynn said:

Does anyone have any advice on getting a job in America from the UK? 

The missus and I have been hooked on Montana for a few years, and we've just got back from a road trip up the Midwest which confirmed it for me. I want to get things moving re: moving out there, and assume that getting work there is the best first step. I know we've got some defectors on here, so I'd really like some advice on how to go about things, what to prioritise and what to watch out for.

Dental floss farm?