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Lost my favourite girl Luella today, I'm heartbroken. She'd just had babies too. Now we've got to feed them and keep them alive because they've lost their mother. It's hit me harder than I thought. Sleep well beautiful girl.

They look just like their mum

13 hours ago, Stinky Dad said:

Add me to the getting the vaccine list next week. When the text came through today it gave me a lift the like I’ve not felt for so long. Genuinely felt like a gamechanger.

Had my vaccine on Wednesday and the past two nights were the best sleep I've had in ages. I don't think I realised how much this has been playing on my mind. I know we're nowhere near back to normal, but it felt like a tiny glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel.

Pepper rocking his cold weather socks. They stayed on for about 5 minutes before he got fed up with them.

And here's one I found from when he was a puppy. He wasn't happy after his bath and showed it by refusing to look at the camera.

On 1/16/2021 at 6:16 PM, Devon Malcolm said:

Sequels are never as good as the originals

God Eddie, you're so hard -

                                                 Richard Richard

If gladiators hadn't got there first, the chorus to this would have been great for a some babyface audience participation.

Same with this. I'll fight anyone who disagrees, and very nearly have when I've been drunk.

4 hours ago, 5pints said:

 Apparently going to be auctioning off the condom from her full on hardcore porn.

The fact that someone will buy this depresses me. What a time to be alive.

It's because he's a cunt.

After the way the way he treated Danny Kendall I wouldn't put anything past him.

Arthur Matthews talked about this on Richard Herrings podcast. I'd forgotten all about it. Glad I was reminded of it. 

When a character on a TV show is texting someone they obviously talk to all the time, like a family member or friend. It shows their phone screen and it's always the only message on there, no previous conversation. Like everyone in Albert Square immediately deletes every message as soon as they send them. Winds me up far more than it should.

I won't post mine. But if it's taught me anything it's that while I've got no problem sharing pretty much anything with my partner, my home, my money, my life, whatever. The biggest mistake I ever made was sharing my spotify account with her.

I was never much of a sailor

Growing up with the name Laurence, I always got shit for it being a posh wanker name. So I started keeping note of non posh wanker Laurence/Lawrence's. DJ Muggs, Lex Luger and Fishurne to name a few. But that odious little prick is really not helping my cause. And he got Billie! Cunt.

21 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

He's adorable, such a happy boy. 

He is, he's the happiest boy. Always knows how to cheer you up. Even if it usually ends with him hitting you in the balls when he jumps up to lick your face.

I talked about this boy in the mental health thread. Thought I'd post a couple of my favourite pictures of him.

Just now, Keith Houchen said:

Don’t know if it’ll help you, but when I was in the darkest place I emailed Samaritans as I didn’t want to talk. It helped writing stuff down, which this place is good for too!

I'd second this. Emailing helped me. Gave me time to work out what I wanted to say. I eventually ended up in a Samaritans office with this amazing old lady. She genuinely saved my life. Those people are saints.

Reminds me of The Night The Reindeer Died from Scrooged. I'm sold.

5 hours ago, dopper said:

Great shout.

Spaced, Knowing Me Knowing Yule, I’m Alan Partridge, 15 Storeys High all came to mind straight away - I bet there are loads more too.

He popped up in eastenders a couple of years back. Playing a mild mannered hitman hired by Danny Dyer.

On 7/14/2020 at 7:01 PM, wordsfromlee said:

The Wolfpack

Crystal Moselle - creator of the HBO series Betty - made this documentary in 2015 about six teenage brothers who have spent the majority of their life confined to their parents 16th story apartment in the Lower East Side of Manhattan in New York. Their Dad is one of these mental people who thinks that the government are trying to brain wash everyone and that the outside world is unsafe so decided to keep him, his, wife and their seven kids locked in their apartment pretty much permanently.  They spend all their days - when not being homeschooled by their mum - watching, recreating and copying out the scripts from subtitles to all their favourite movies.

It's a fascinating look into isolation and how people develop social skills in that kind of situation. You can really tell by the way they speak that they've learnt everything they know of the world from films, especially Tarantino ones. I'd also happily watch their full recreation of Pulp Fiction. It looked great.

Saw this a few years back, really enjoyed it. For some reason, the part where they're dancing to Tarzan Boy put a massive smile on my face. Something about how much fun they seem to be having doing something as simple as that. I don't know, it warmed my cynical heart.

I've been meaning to give it a rewatch for a while. It's definitely not a classic but I've got a lot of time for it. But ever since someone pointed Danny's Napoleon Dynamite mouth it's been a big distraction.

All of Pino Donnagio's score for Tourist Trap is brilliant. But this piece finds it's way into my head at least once a week.