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  1. Who's that woman in the advert for Petit Filous or some similar yogurt?

    She looks tastier than the yogurt, even pulling the sour face.

     

    Erm? :confused::confused:

     

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    :cry:

     

    God no, its some woman pulling a face at sour yogurt until she finds this one with lemon or something. Its all with a French accent and shes scorching, It can't be only me whos seen it. I'll see if I can find it some where

     

    EDIT:

     

    Its here Link......link

  2. How did Kane's May 19th storyline end? I vaguely remember it but can't remember it ever coming to a conclusion.

     

    wasn't that the one where fake kane turned up, who was shit and kane just pushed him through some double doors on raw and he was never seen again

  3. Can any one help me identify a wrestler. As a child my mom got me a signed photo when a wrestler stayed in the hotel she worked at by where I live and I wonder if any one can help.

    The last name looks like Elliott, the first starts with a B but thats all I can make out. He's doing a Nasty Boy's gimmick. I assume he was a UK chap but have no idea if he was in the Midlands for work or pleasure. This would have been late 90's/very early 2000's say, as I must have had an interest in wrestling.

     

    Many Thanks

     

    Sounds like Brad Elliott.

     

    Yeah, he was doing that gimmick when I saw him on an All-Star show in 2001.

     

    Thanks for that, I've had that years now and couldn't make out who the hell he was. Is he still going at all?

  4. Can any one help me identify a wrestler. As a child my mom got me a signed photo when a wrestler stayed in the hotel she worked at by where I live and I wonder if any one can help.

    The last name looks like Elliott, the first starts with a B but thats all I can make out. He's doing a Nasty Boy's gimmick. I assume he was a UK chap but have no idea if he was in the Midlands for work or pleasure. This would have been late 90's/very early 2000's say, as I must have had an interest in wrestling.

     

    Many Thanks

  5. Now I remember Hereford, it's one of those little towns in denial about being Welsh.

     

    Big tits in Hereford though? You learn something new every day.

     

    I know what you're thinking, I learned that yesterday, so what did I learn today? I learned that Kings Lynn FC went bust in December, ending a club that'd been in existance since the 1870's, sad stuff.

     

    If you knew both of those things already, and didn't learn anything from this post, then I ask you this smart arse, which two current Premier League players have won the World Cup?

     

    If you know the answer to that, and knew the other two things too, you're the smartest person alive. Well done.

     

    Was there a point to any of that, and I've missed it?

  6. as for the big chicken. all i can say is that comes from my nan who always says "I ve done you a big Chicken". my mate still says it when she cooks for her kids

     

    It wasn't a knock, it just tickled me. Encase it seemed like a knock.

     

    Beastmaster is on Skull Island, studying the giant apes there. Stingray is now running an electronics firm

     

    I love that Beastmaster is studying King Kong while Stingray is managing Dixons.

     

    :laugh:

  7. Lesnar got the nod simply because he's a former WWE "superstar".

     

    He's got plenty of ability too. No-one voted for Bobby Lashley did they?

     

    Even the most emphatic of wrestling fans see Lashley as a dull, useless bastard in wrestling.

     

    Good arrows to Butchreedmark, my favourite poster on the forum in 2009. I think a suitable prize would be for TNA to be transformed into your beloved WCW... oh, wait.

     

    TNA needs to book big Barry Windham, fast.

  8. As much as I enjoyed going to Triple X (and I did) it really shouldn't be winning this for me, theres better overall shows and with a less niche appeal out there.

     

    Who the fuck are Triple X Wrestling?

    The most fun wrestling promotion in this country. It's un-PC, rude, bad-taste and low-brow. It's fucking awesome.

     

    Its not really is it, its a standard show that just appeals to internet fans and the boys club that hangs around on here.

  9. The cottage, with spudgun and and some other of people I recognized but couldn't place.

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    It was alright to start with, two brothers kidnap some load mouthed bint who's a mob boss daughter aided by her half brother. It sparks some good funny moments and an interesting film. Then as some Korean chaps turn up. After that it goes a bit down hill for me when she escapes and they all find a disfigured framer who's become a canable and kills any one who gets on his land. It then turns into a bit of a by the numbers comedy horror bit. Entertaining but nothing world shattering for me. The farmer kills them all until one gets him on the ropes and its implied he's dead, befor running into the cellar

    It turns out is family tried to run years ago, so the mental ill disfigured farmer locked them in the cellar until they went all ferrel and they kill the last of them. After the credits the farmers seen attacking some one else

     

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    Its worth a watch I guess, entertaining and fun but its nothing ground breaking.

     

    Mirrors, in which that bloke from 24 gets shit up by his reflection

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    He gets a job guarding some burnt out shop when he notices some shit in the mirrors, fire, burning people screaming in pain and hand prints and a name. It turns out it used to be a hospital where some possessed girl from Pennsylvania had undergone some treatment for schizophrenia which had trapped the beast in the mirrors, how or why I don't fucking know. The mirrors then killed a load of patients and the hospital was shut. It then became a shop and the mirrors kept asking for the woman and showing freaky shit and killing selected people and their loved ones, so one bloke snapped and burnt the place down. since then the mirrors have killed people who go in their and their family's to try and get the woman back. 24 chap then cracks the mystery above in stages and finds her as a nun and takes her back. She explodes and he fights some demon while the mirrors in his house try and kill his family, like it had done to his sister some 40 minutes previous. He kills the daemon and his family is safe, but when he walks outside every things back to front and he is now in some mirror land or something, how or why I don't fucking know but I assume it has something to do with him falling into the reflection in the water when he killed the beast or something

     

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    Despite the some what inconclusive end it was a good film in my view, and the plot built quite well, much better than I make it sound. I'd have liked a bit longer playing on the "is it real or his he mad" bit, something crushed quite quick sadly but it doesn't really hold it back. Overall I quite enjoyed watching it despite it not being my thing at all, any one who's thing it is would more than likely hate it though.

  10. Notice that the joke in question could easily replace "President Barack Obama", "aides" and "ni**a" with "Tommyboi", "mate" and "ji**ie".

     

    So essentially the joke is "black people are dumb".

     

    Ahh, thanks. Now I didn't see it as that. I didn't see the face his black having any impact on the joke at all, I just didn't read that into it at all and saw word play on paypal with the word nigger tagged on to for effect or something and Obama use as he was all the rage at the time.

    A bit like in SouthPark when they don't get why the flags wrong, because they just see a group of people as apposed to white people and black people.

    Its still not funny at all though.

  11. Yes, you've missed something.

     

    Fuck, could you PM it, its the only way I'll learn.

    I assume its in the context or my shit inability to read. We can all agree the joke was shit though yeah, even if theres some misunderstanding on how racists it is, I'm not claiming its not before any one thinks I'm being a cunt, or more of a cunt than normal anyway.

  12. The joke in question has went over peoples heads here. The joke was not mine and in fact came from another forum that had a forum about ebay.

     

    The joke was an attempt to have people think of the word "paypal" being very similar to the word "papal" meaning "Of, relating to, or issued by a pope" The joke was meant as a toungue in cheek way of linking the paypal service with ebay to the pope. I never actually in full said the offending word as it was a tounge in cheek joke indicated by the asterisks *.

     

    To be fair I didn't see anything overly racist in it, apart from the implication that a black man called another black man "nigger". However the joke was shit and the N-Bomb in no way relevant to the joke. Its like when old people say "I went to the doctors, hes a black chap/Arab/whatever, and he said....". The fact the blokes black is neither here nor there, but yet the old ones like to slip it in to the story, god knows why, much like you did with that joke.

    Unless I've missed something

  13. Ignore the paranoid thoughts, otherwise you'll convince yourself you have AIDS or something.

     

    Been there done that,

    "What if I caught AIDS"

    "Don't be daft, I'd know"

    "Not until I'm all thin and wasting, and then its too late"

    "Its too late any way isn't it?"

    "True, lets get a pie"

  14. Was Fitch the one who, it was insinuated, nicked some money from a charity show or something?

    Its a bit before my time here, If it wasn't him who was it. I looked in Gold and somethings implied in some "I'm off in a huff" thread of his in there.

  15. I may be reading this to literally, but as a poster Neil has never done anything remotely funny for me. He's done some mod stuff people found amusing, but if all that was taken away, well I don't think any one would be laughing.

    I also don't find the mod stuff particularly funny, but each to their own on that one I guess.

     

    You know Tom, I almost get the impression that you don't like neil.

     

    Still, at least you don't go on and on about it.

     

    Not at all, I was just saying it as I see it. I don't find him amusing as a poster myself thats all. I wouldn't say I dislike him, just that his "lol mod stuff" posts out weigh his actually interesting posts quite heavily at certain times and then all the "ohh Neil is soooo funny and great and super" comments by some get on my tits at times.

     

    I like how you pick me up on that over some of the things people say and do on here, I mentioned it here and to him actually a bit back, which he seemed quite sound about. I can't really think of many other times I've really mentioned him.

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