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[neil]

Don't post any members personal information. This includes addresses, telephone numbers or anything else that would be considered 4chan-esque.

[neil]

FYI - posting that hilarious "Rest in Piece" joke will get you suspended.

[neil]

Please welcome two new mods: tiger_rick and Woyzeck.

JLM has decided to retire. Please thank him for his hard work.

[neil]

Information regarding the criminal backgrounds of members.

Due to recent posters insisting on acting like some sort of justice mob the following now applies:

We don't care what you did in your past unless you do the following:

a) brag about it
b) you harp on about it forever and forever
c) you continue to bring attention to yourself because of it
d) bother other members of the forum by being a creep (this applies to everyone regardless of your criminal past)

To all you bastions of justice:

- If you insist on being an internet detective you will be banned.

- If you bring up private information about a member for no reason then you will be banned. Note: the judgment of this comes down to the moderators who are terribly unjust as we all know.

- If you think you are highly intelligent and try to hint about things then you will be banned.

- Complaining about these rules in a sensationalist Daily Mail style will get you suspended for 2 weeks and then banned if you do it afterwards. If you're confused that means saying things like "so the Mods are on the side of sex offenders?".

- Using the phrase "lovely pillows" will get your suspended. As will describing something using the word "Gatso".

[neil]

A Scottish wrestler is currently in court. Until the case is over no posting is allowed about it as it's contempt of court. Once the case is finished then you can post about it again.

[Astro Hollywood]

Replying to anything with the horribly overused phrase "because you touch yourself at night" will win you a fabulous 30 day ban.

[neil]

If you work for a wrestling company, are a wrestler, or generally have anything to do with a wrestling company then for fucks sake don't try to pull the "I'm just a casual fan who happens to love this company", or the "this wrestler is great, it's not me, I'm just a fan" stuff.

If you do then you'll get outed and made to look like the fool you are.

[tiger_rick]

Any mention of being "in" the PCC will result in a weeks suspension. Any mention of PCC to troll former members will result in a two week suspension.

Anyone who argues with this will get a suspension.

Anyone who doesn't know what PCC is should think themselves lucky and try not to die of curiosity.

[neil]

Due to recent requests for accounts to be disabled the rule regarding the phrase "lovely pillows" is no longer in effect (until it gets run into the ground)

[neil]

Stop quoting massive blocks of text just to add a line or two.

For example, see http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=127870...t&p=2476433

If you see this and it gets your goat RIGHT UP then click report. 24 hour suspensions will be handed up. Thy will be done.

[neil]

For clarification on the above. If I have to scroll past the quote to read the post then it's too long. I'm running 1280x800.

[tiger_rick]

The report button is there to report posts you find offensive, think cross the line or require action from a mod.

The report button is not there for pathetic tit-for-tat grassing. Please remember that.

[neil]

Stop posting about HulkamaniaFan/Hulky/Wasim Perviz. Yes, we know he keeps starting up twitter accounts and following members. if you don't want to be followed by nutters don't post your twitter handles on the forum.

Don't mention him in any of the main forums. He's an attention seeking idiot who craves the mention of his name. You have forced me to give him a hard-on by posting this thread. Thread will disappear in 2 days. Any mention of the dickhead after that will earn a suspension. Ithankyou.

[neil]

Posting a youtube, or any other video site, link without a description of what it is will get you a 24 hour suspension.

[neil]

From this day forth until some other time, any people that I consider to be consistently shit will be banned

Harsh? Yes. But due to the overwhelming number of utterly plebs stinking up this forum with their feces-esque posting there will be a cull of shitheads.

Who decides on this? Me. If you get reported for being shit and I look at your post history and decide that you're indeed shit then you'll be warned to improve posting. If you continue being a poophead then you'll be banned.

BOW DOWN AND KISS THE RINGS