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101 Reasons not to be a pro wrestler (part 1)

 

I can give you 101 reasons not to watch this pile of shit...

 

Go on then...

I have a few:

1. You cant see Diamond Dallas Page's face (and that's not a bad thing ... it's ... ah never mind) because the camera work is the fucking pits.

2. The director puts the camera on New Jack and licks his arse so bad, it's not even worth repeating. New Jack must really think he's interesting, because he never shuts the fuck up.

3. Tylene Buck speaks (enough of a reason right there) and says her segments were higher than Goldberg's (not a stretch really, if she was talking about the period when he broke his hand on a limo window). She tells us that Goldberg came up to her and said "what is this, a porn show now", which she took offence too. Ironically, she now makes her living lezzing it up on film for no doubt the same amount of money that Lee Marshall's contract was worth in WCW.

4. Sean O'Haire comes across as a complete tosser and has nothing of note to say.

5. Vampiro seems to start off good, then his dickhead friends keep throwing things at him and he laughs and never gets to finish his stories.

6. Chyna is drinking out of the back of a car in the middle of a carpark and is with some plastic bint and her fat friend, who tries to cut a wrestling promo using the immortal line "your about as big as half a minute".

 

I'm sure there's more I can think of. But it is shit.

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101 Reasons not to be a pro wrestler (part 1)

 

I can give you 101 reasons not to watch this pile of shit...

 

Go on then...

I have a few:

1. You cant see Diamond Dallas Page's face (and that's not a bad thing ... it's ... ah never mind) because the camera work is the fucking pits.

2. The director puts the camera on New Jack and licks his arse so bad, it's not even worth repeating. New Jack must really think he's interesting, because he never shuts the fuck up.

3. Tylene Buck speaks (enough of a reason right there) and says her segments were higher than Goldberg's (not a stretch really, if she was talking about the period when he broke his hand on a limo window). She tells us that Goldberg came up to her and said "what is this, a porn show now", which she took offence too. Ironically, she now makes her living lezzing it up on film for no doubt the same amount of money that Lee Marshall's contract was worth in WCW.

4. Sean O'Haire comes across as a complete tosser and has nothing of note to say.

5. Vampiro seems to start off good, then his dickhead friends keep throwing things at him and he laughs and never gets to finish his stories.

6. Chyna is drinking out of the back of a car in the middle of a carpark and is with some plastic bint and her fat friend, who tries to cut a wrestling promo using the immortal line "your about as big as half a minute".

 

I'm sure there's more I can think of. But it is shit.

 

95 to go then....

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101 Reasons not to be a pro wrestler (part 1)

 

I can give you 101 reasons not to watch this pile of shit...

 

Go on then...

I have a few:

1. You cant see Diamond Dallas Page's face (and that's not a bad thing ... it's ... ah never mind) because the camera work is the fucking pits.

2. The director puts the camera on New Jack and licks his arse so bad, it's not even worth repeating. New Jack must really think he's interesting, because he never shuts the fuck up.

3. Tylene Buck speaks (enough of a reason right there) and says her segments were higher than Goldberg's (not a stretch really, if she was talking about the period when he broke his hand on a limo window). She tells us that Goldberg came up to her and said "what is this, a porn show now", which she took offence too. Ironically, she now makes her living lezzing it up on film for no doubt the same amount of money that Lee Marshall's contract was worth in WCW.

4. Sean O'Haire comes across as a complete tosser and has nothing of note to say.

5. Vampiro seems to start off good, then his dickhead friends keep throwing things at him and he laughs and never gets to finish his stories.

6. Chyna is drinking out of the back of a car in the middle of a carpark and is with some plastic bint and her fat friend, who tries to cut a wrestling promo using the immortal line "your about as big as half a minute".

 

I'm sure there's more I can think of. But it is shit.

 

95 to go then....

It wasnt me who you asked to name 101 reasons. I only needed six reasons to say it's shit. But if you want to waste 3 hours of your life, I couldnt care less.

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101 Reasons not to be a pro wrestler (part 1)

 

I can give you 101 reasons not to watch this pile of shit...

 

Go on then...

The fact you didn't make dolt of the year shocks me.

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101 Reasons not to be a pro wrestler (part 1)

 

I can give you 101 reasons not to watch this pile of shit...

 

Go on then...

The fact you didn't make dolt of the year shocks me.

 

I don't post enough lol

 

and Ian_hitman dude, was only joking man :)

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Vampiro: Angel, Devil, Hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVntZKWJJ0o

 

A very nice documentary with some really great parts like when Vampiro is in wXw in Germany.

 

Was this the Vampiro film that he was plugging a while back? I thought that was a feature length project? If Bob Barnnett still posts here, maybe he can fill in the blanks. Its my understanding they are pretty tight.

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