Max Power Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Lost the dressing room eh? How could he misplace it? He must have forgot to put his glasses on. Â Player X is "unveiled" at a press conference. Does the gaffer wheel him in under a big white sheet before demanding silence like a magician performing a trick, before whipping off the cover to reveal his new signing to the astonishment of the press room. Â And as for Jamie Redknapp. He's "literally" a bell end. Â Â -- Â Â This topic has been shamelessly stolen from Twitter. Â Â Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pier Six Brawler Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 A team nicknamed after a type of bird "swoop" to sign a new player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Registration_Form Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I can't believe you rolled out more than one in the opening post. I'm just looking to take this one cliche at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugaziuk Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 "Well its a game of two halves" Really? I thought it was two thirds. "Its A funny old Game" - why is no one laughing then?  “transfer window slams shut” - whenever they say this I always imagine some bloke stood next to a window all summer and then when sept comes, he slams it shut.  “That’s a save right out of the top drawer”  Richard Keys: “Ooooo, Mourinho. You leviathan of a man. Touch me.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2011 "Sixes and sevens." Ugh. Gets right on my tits. It's why I can't watch Arsenal matches any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted November 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2011 'You won't win the raffle if you don'y buy a ticket" - OK then Coachy Pants, shall we just belt shots from 30 yards out all day fucking long? Â Used to rile me the sod up that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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