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Kaz Hayashi

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Feor enuff, leik.

 

Wor marra Gordon's bin curchin uz in yer Queen's Geordie, y'na. Din aalreet at thi murment.

 

I've also been following "Cheryl Kerl" on Twitter. Fucking hilarious stuff.

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What's a radgie?

 

And more importantly: aw yi gan oot thi neet fer a stotty kyek?

 

 

Radgie is actually related to being a sex pest.. but its used in many a context when referring to someone who is slightly silly, barmy, daft.

 

Also, i'd be up for a Stottie cake if we went back 15-20 years, Greggs runs the ways of the mouth these days. Hence a sausage roll being aptly named, the geordie dummy.

 

 

 

The following is true:

 

I was on a bus a couple of weeks ago when a small child starting to weep, its mother yelled "wats the fuck'en matter man?" at the child, he responded with, "i wanted an apple".. the mother yelled back "Yiv' got a fuck'en pasty, shur up, eat them crisps".

 

Complete poetry

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