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He was The Icon too.

What's even funnier for me though is that I can't even remember his first actual name on here, so to me he's Family Guy PMSL by default.

Break up with her. 2 months is absolutely nothing and I'm sure she'd appreciate being let down easy after 2 months, than getting serious and ages into the relationship being told you've been lying to her for the entire thing.

PS, you suck.

I'll second that, Fruity.

Still, it's quite impressive that he manages to be so utterly shit that people can tell him a mile off even when he uses 3 different names.

On the subject of Video Nasties, my Mum always goes on about how when she was a kid her Uncle brought a video home to watch with her Dad and it she caught a peek of it.

She says it was all these men sat round a table, and they lopped the top of monkey's heads off like a boiled egg and ate their brains.

She talks like it was a documentary or real footage (or made to look to be).

 

Any ideas you lot?

 

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Cheers!

On the subject of Video Nasties, my Mum always goes on about how when she was a kid her Uncle brought a video home to watch with her Dad and it she caught a peek of it.

She says it was all these men sat round a table, and they lopped the top of monkey's heads off like a boiled egg and ate their brains.

She talks like it was a documentary or real footage (or made to look to be).

Any ideas you lot?

By being REALLY gay.

I'd also be happy with that. They don't come much worse than Flaming June on here.

I await your discovery of "Charlie bit my finger" and Tay Zonday.Richie Freebird, on the cutting edge of the internet.

I agree with King of Swing. Can't think of anyone on this board I despise more than Duane. Absolute ignorant waste of life.

Just watched The Devil Wears Prada. It was on Tv the other night and i've been meaning to watch it, but I forgot so missed it. I borrowed the DVD off our lass to much mockery from her, but fuck her, I enjoyed it.

While I still won't get the results back from the lab for a few days, just the very act of posting off my piss today ranks pretty highly on my personal list of low points.

At least you're not a shit poster.

I'm not an expert, but if you feel a bit down but realise fully you'll be fine after a bit, is that depression?

Cleaning up the kitchen, because I'm not a monster.

David Spade's Wobbly Stunt Double in Back to the Future.

Boggy B and Spadge.

Louise, I love you and hate you in equal measures. Easily the most maddening and wonderful woman I have ever met.

She won't hear you on here mate. Maybe you should go park outside her house until she comes out, then tell her in person.

You're no Smeg and the Heads.

Not the lowest of the low for me but I feel guilty about quitting my first job on the first night. It was cleaning a sainsburys store, I was 19 but felt that it was way to much work for my experience level. it was cleaning 2 massive kitchens and the cafe area. I basically did about an hours work then phoned my boss at 10pm and said I didnt want to do it anymore, he told me to finish and we would talk about it the next day. Instead of finishing I just went home and left sainsburys in a shit hole. He bollocked me the next day but for some reason didnt fire me just gave me an easier job. So it all worked out in the end, not really a low point I guess but I felt bad for leaving the place in a mess and having to have someone else clean it in the morning.

You don't need experience to clean a kitchen. You just get a mop and a wet sponge.

I'm in the same boat as BigJ. I had to read it over a few times before I realised it didn't mean spunked.

I seem to remember Steve being married so im calling hes cheated on his wife, her best mate? sister? brother?

Or he had sex with his wife's Mum/Sister before they started going out, and has never told her.

No offence to Steve, but one of the things that winds me up most is when people say "oh you should hear about this" and then refuse to tell you. If you weren't going to tell anyone then keep it to yourself.

When I was 12 I kipped round my mate's house, and they let me stay in his sisters room (she wasn't home). His fit, 25-year-old sister. I had a wank in her bed.

 

Christ, that sounds so tame next to the rest of your tales.

Add me to the list of people who've had a wank in a mates house. 2 of them infact. While they were sleeping in the same room.

EDIT: But I wasn't staring at them, or doing it into their clothes or any weird shit like that.

Just thought I'd make that clear.

New season of Big Bang Theory started last night, along with the new series of The Office.

Both great starts to the new seasons, and with the final season of Desperate Housewives starting on Sunday, i'm sorted for TV for a while.