Snitsky's back acne

2 hours ago, CAREBEAR LUVVA said:

This conjours up an image of Tony hiding away in a quiet corner backstage, minding his own business while stuffing random objects up his arse and the cleaner walked in on him. Is that what happened?

I work with a guy who once flat-shared with a fella who started a website called 'StuffInMyDick.com' (could possibly have been on tumblr)
Apparently the dude had a very elastic foreskin and would take monetised requests from people to put stuff in his foreskin, photo it and then send them the photo.
Or he would do it live via video feed if the price was right. 
I am told he was able to get an entire (old school) Wagon Wheel in there, such was the stretchiness of his old chap's hood.
If I remember rightly he once got an entire bunch of grapes and a roll of Sellotape in there too (although not at the same time)
According to my colleague the guy was a real hit with the ladies. One female fan apparently flew from Germany to have sex with the StuffInMyDick.com guy.

I often wonder how people discover they can do these sort of things.

Seeing reports that WWE is heavily interested in Okada. Forgive my scant knowledge of the Japanese scene but is this something anyone thinks he might consider?

I know he had a bad taste in his mouth about American wrestling from TNA (and who can blame him?) but I see people saying he has done everything he can do in New Japan and that Nakamura's 'more money for a lot less effort' deal could sway him.

Thoughts? 

On 11/11/2023 at 11:00 AM, air_raid said:

Rick Steiner! Scott Steiner! The… STEIIIIINER Brothers!!

Capetta's book is great too. Loads of stories and first hand accounts from someone who was on the road with the wrestlers in the 80s and 90s. 

I wasn't a fan of ITV's Celebrity Wrestling but Hulk Hogan's series was not bad from what I remember.
Danny Bonaduce was a bit of a wildcard. 

3 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

Flying is really hard on the body, regardless of whether you fly in cattle class or not. Your blood flow slows down, you take on less oxygen, you dehydrate (beyond what drinking water can alleviate). Old Vinnie and his tache isn’t at deaths door if he can still do long flights

Yeah but we all know Vince won't sell anything so even if he was terminal he'd still act like he wasn't. I actually think he died several months ago and this version of him is just his body with electric currents being run through it to keep it moving. 

6 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

Nah, he might be a physical wreck structurally but if you can handle long haul flights to the Middle East just to watch the boxing you’re doing alright.

He won't have been squashed into economy. Billionaires taking long haul flights can lay in a bed and get grapes hand fed to them the entire way if they want. 

After seeing recent pictures of him I honestly think he's dying. He really doesn't look well.

18 minutes ago, Chili said:

DDP stalking Undertaker's wife on line 4.

'It was me, Austin! It was me all along!' hold the mayo. 

2 hours ago, Merzbow said:

He's yet another reason why Corny is so full of shit, Jim loves Seth but hates both Sami and Kevin who are both guys from the same indie era that get it so much more.

I think Jim hates the latter two more for their personalities outside of the ring. He has been largely complimentary of their work in the past. 

I'm just watching some more of this Alex Nabiev guy and there are videos of him wrestling deathmatches in sand. Bonkers!

2 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

You'll never hang up a shirt again.

Nah, it's not too bad. The volume of blood is concerning, but it's not too dissimilar to what was pissing out of Joey Mercury's face after the ladder incident.

And in all fairness, that was a good promo.

I watched it....arrgh!! Yeah. that was pretty fucked up.

On 11/6/2023 at 11:50 PM, Merzbow said:

Awesome post, can't wait to see more Richie.

I might have to give it a watch, I've been binging on older deathmatches recently thanks to that Blake lad on YouTube.

Have you seen any of the Russian scene? Some of it is just too fucking gross with one MMA guy having his scalp nearly taken off..

 

Do I want to watch this? How gross is it?

Where's Jade Cargill gone?

49 minutes ago, Daddymagic said:

For those that wondered what Gauntley did with all that money that was just resting in his account, he's posted that he's just completed 30 days in rehab/free from drugs. 
 

 

With his history, and how stressful all this must be hopefully this was his last foray into promoting anything ever again. 

I need to know what his drug of choice was before I can properly judge him. 

4 hours ago, Merzbow said:

I mean, he has half a billion views here. The old cunt was weirdly over with genuine megastar rappers.

 

I wasn't aware of this. Fair play.

14 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

I wasn’t looking at it as getting some exclusive energy drink partner, more getting one of the biggest names in wrestling on the roster without having to pony up any money for it. 

Does Flair have that cache with the modern audience though? 

Shit, I thought he was old as dirt when I first saw him as a kid and that was in 1992. 

His legacy from the 80s and early 90s speaks for itself but even if you get him for no money, what does he bring to wrestling in 2023? Is it just so Tony can say to oblivious Warner execs 'We have Sting and Ric Flair, two of the biggest names in wrestling ever on this network, on the show. Please give me more money for the programme?' 

9 minutes ago, DavidB6937 said:

Plus TK is a fanboy at the end of the day. He can't resist being able to buddy up to whoever. You just know he's going out with Ric and strutting his stuff while they both get off their faces.

Plus you know that at least one of them knows where to get the real good shit. 

25 minutes ago, Infinity Land said:

 

The only show WWE did there last year there had under 8k in a 22k basketball arena. Wouldn't exactly have been full to the brim.

The bad faith takes would be there regardless.

I love that the first response that popped up on the Twitter feed for this was from Hannibal Scorch.

Christopher Daniels in Puerto Rico in 1995 rocking an amazing mohawk/mullet.
 

It's divided people online but personally I enjoyed the debut of Lexis King.

Sean Ross Sapp knows better than the guy who was there.

17 hours ago, Merzbow said:

Surely after all these years they could design a 6 sided ring that's not going to kill your spine? Is AAA's the same as it's always been?

Mexican rings are notoriously as hard as concrete. Problem will be you need support in the centre otherwise it will be like a trampoline and, as soft as that might be to bump on, a very bouncy ring is actually worse on the knees when it comes to running the ropes etc. 

Support in the centre means extra metal beams which means a much harder surface to bump on. It may be possible but I doubt anyone other than maybe Tony Khan would bother spending the time and money to build one. 

24 minutes ago, kidzero said:

I know it's hard to bump in but it's aesthetically pleasing to look at.

Yeah but 'hard to bump in' beats 'aesthetically pleasing to look at' when it comes to the reasons wrestlers won't want it to make a comeback. 

2 hours ago, Version1.0 said:

My pick was Ollie Burns... or Max Voltage.

Ollie is now Priscilla. Not sure what happened to Max. I think he got a decent paying job in the real world..

16 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

I was one of them. I did there, Loughborough and Cleethorpes.

D-Lo got cut hardway at Sheffield when Alex twatted him with what I think was an umbrella. I had to go and get something for the cut and the venue gave me a tiny first aid kit with some plasters in. 

Loughborough was fun if only because me and the UK Pitbulls went in to another part of the students union beforehand to try and flog tickets...which was quite the experience. D-Lo and Alex Shane fighting on a sofa during their match was fun too.

Cleethorpes evening show had a decent turn out but the afternoon show was like 15 people and a few pensioners coming in to get out of the rain, memorable mainly for the wrestlers goofing around to pop each other due to the small turn out.

Main one was Alex Shane putting Dan Head in a submission and the referee (probably Lynskey) going 'Do you give up!?...Do you give!?...Do you give, Head?!...  Do you give Head!?'.

Maybe you had to be there.