Keith Houchen

Watched Unforgiven last night. It's a bit wishy washy really. Quite forgettable and I'll probably never watch it again. Eastwood was his usual self, and a young Morgan Freeman with a buff body was quite odd to see. A bit meh overall.

 

I hate you. Unforgiven is one of the greatest films ever made. And if you think Eastwood was his normal self you pretty much missed the point of the entire film.

 

This. The scene where he grabs the whisky bottle after SPOILER - Highlight the black box to read

and stops pretending to be who is isn't is fucking stunning. (I don't really hate you, Steve)

Yeah he is a mong but at least he's heard of the edit button and doesn't double/triple/quadruple post.

I don't mean to pick on Seven, cause he'll come on and try to rip me apart with one of clever, articulate replies (every notice how every one of his replies is edited, i swear he takes a good hour writing one), but that muthafucker hates everything. He needs a new hobby, he's making himself miserable, poor guy.

I could have sworn he did a thread that required a lot of effort where he named and posted his favourite 50 songs of last year.

Extreme Sheepherding.

The Pong bit is brilliant.

I honestly don't know what the worst thing is on the previous page. Someone saying Marley And Me cannot be faulted, the phrase "true JJ Abrahms magic" or the fact that people are discussing CLOVERFIELD like it's an arthouse flick.

It's funny because it's true.

Watched Cloverfield last night for the 2nd time. I must say I still think it's fine as a pure action movie that requires you not to think so much, but there's not really enough substance to it to make the movie compelling for a 3rd or 4th view. I even bothered to look up a few bits on the net about the movie and some of the backstory (and the Manga thing) kinda ruin a lot of it so don't bother with that.

 

I think the monster is built really well before being revealled and then a little dissapointing. It's actions certainly fit the 'stroppy child' image that has been built up for it (so when's mom coming then?) since the movie came out. I hate the cameraman. I really do, most of his one liners are shite and he overacts too much, don't mind the rest of the cast though I think they do a decent job.

 

Great popcorn movie, but don't watch if you're in the mood for something deep.

I thought Cloverfield was a bit rubbish but it was one letter away from being amazing

It's between Wales, Ireland and France, and there is going to be some fucking great rugby, especially people putting their hands up for the Lions tour.

Was on about this with a mate yesterday, can you see any England players making the Lions team?

Mab should definitely take the punishment he's been given with good grace, as he's been voted thus.

 

But I do think a lot of people did just vote for him because of his previous track record prior to 2008. crazyshady and pro ev have been consistently much worse over the past year or so.

I think the Mab Hate thread sealed it for him this year. He tries to be a cheerleader for himself, and it spectacularly exploded in his face.

 

 

Not to mention his breakdown over his sig being removed, his breakdown when his sig was given back, his breakdown when spurned by KookooMATchoo and his asinine questions in threads that could easily be googled and his breakdown when this was pointed out to him.

I would have voted for pro ev had this been based on recent events and not the whole year.

Trying too hard to not look bothered by being nominated. Personally, I find you quite funny at times and in fairness you are probably just getting into the spirit but it does come across (to me at least) like you are forcing the point that you aren't bothered to the extent that it gives the impression that you are.

As usual, you're trying too hard.

I'm up for three awards this year as opposed to none last year. I won't win any like:(

 

 

The three you are up for are not ones you would want to be nominated for though are they.

 

I don't particularly mind, its not like i'm running away with the votes. In some cases perfectly ok posters are beating me so i'm not taking my entry into them that seriously.

Then why bleat on about it all the time?

Mr Seven for me. So many good uns though.

 

 

Me.

 

Yup, and it's fucking disgusting that tired desperate hack Just Me is currently winning this.

 

 

Don't worry, Joe, we're always on the lookout for a Lucky Pierre.

Mab, if only for the reason that he is completely oblivious as to why he is so shit. pro ev was a contender but he knows that he is a bell end where as Mab thinks he is a decent guy. The other reason for voting Mab is after last years fiasco, he said how he didn't care what the members thought of him but then tried to change his posting style to suit others and even said that's what he was doing.

At least he used to be his own mong but now he is the forum bitch. He has improved and sees that as some form of penance but he's gone from being terribly annoying to boring and repulsive. The fact that he sees this as improvement is reason alone to vote for him.

Mr Seven for me. So many good uns though.

Me.

Watched/Watching Die Hard 4.0 and I forgot how enjoyably cool it is.

 

Long live Bruce Willis

But would you have enjoyed it as much had Walter Willis been the lead man? God I hate that advert.

6-1 Taylor hes playing awesome

Without honestly meaning to sound like I'm having a pop, why the need for live updates? Why not wait till the end of the game and give a detailed opinion?

I haven't followed much TV throughout the last few years. Last night I watched (and gave up on) 'Kiss the girls.'

 

But during the adverts, a promo video for a re-run of 'Dead set' aired.

 

How did I miss this? I am fascinated with the zombie/apocalyptic theme, and mixing Big Brother in to it! Well, before I exclaimed 'Fantastic!' I was wondering how main characters resembling BB contestants will be glue to hold the film together.

 

I checked out some clips on E4, and wow! The parody of Big Brother was hilarious! And the other scenes I saw got my interest peaked. Looks like a more serious 'Shaun of the dead,' with of course the notable running zombies.

 

So, for anyone who watched it, how was 'Dead set?'

 

I did try doing a search, but I always get the 'something went wrong' message when I do searched on the UKFF.

http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=108190&hl=

Wiki have said it is some bloke called Matt Smith so it must be true.

On the doctor who forums its either Chiwetel Ejiofor or Paterson Joseph

I can see The Daily Mail doing a piece about foreign Doctors taking our jerrbs if it goes to a dark skinned gentleman.

Dances With Wolves.

I completely love this film and would probably suck off Kevin Costner if I'd had a few pints.

I hope it is Danny Dyer just imagine instead of fighting daleks he would be fighting hooliguns

 

I know in show business you can never say never, but fucking hell....

"These Cybermen are off their nut, vey are pwopah naughty, this could go off at any second".

I want Stephen Fry or Russell Brand.

Sid Waddell: "Still tickets remaining for the hottest ticket in town!"

 

Eh?

It's Sid Waddell, if it made any sense it wouldn't be Sid Waddell.

Wade probably was spent after banging Helen Chamberlain. Here's hoping that JNLister lookalike (at least in 20 years) Co Stompe stomps to victory.