Keith Houchen

22 minutes ago, King Coconut said:

I love it! I look forward to seeing it a further 6,000 times until all remnants of humour have long since been thrashed out of it.

I’ll do it in 10. 

How on earth could anyone who has posted here for years think our Rashers (I miss Le Branque) was being serious about stealing a parcel from a neighbour? Jimmy fucking Corkhill. 

10 minutes ago, Loki said:

Bad week for the conspiracy nuts as it turns out the Princess of Wales has cancer and has been receiving chemotherapy.  

Au contraire, isn’t it a coinkydink that two senior royals have both recently developed cancer? And they’ve both had Covid vaccinations? Makes U Think

(I’ve actually seen this being said and not for comedic purposes)

Does this help? 

I’m about 15 years older than Harry Cole but he looks 20 years older than me. And of course, he was Johnson’s biggest cheerleader and then his girlfriend left him for Johnson!

Some interesting points raised here, makes you think. 

As if you couldn’t guess, (Chest is excused) the following is from Joey Barton  

3 hours ago, Jazzy G said:

Starmer's is very much trying to court every vote he can

That’s kind of how it works in politics. 

5 minutes ago, LCJ said:

Noticed Owen Jones has withdrawn his Labour Party membership. The reasons he gave (basically carrying on with the same Tory policies) were valid in fairness.

And a lot of the people who were telling him (and everyone with similar views) to fuck off out of the party if he didn’t like where they were gong are not happy that he has now fucked off. 

On 3/19/2024 at 3:12 PM, Keith Houchen said:

Happy MLB The Show 24 Day to all who celebrate. 

Really loving this, the pitching against CPU teams has improved hugely, they throw a lot more out and around the edges of the strike zone so you really have some great battles at the plate. Being me, I was absolutely delighted in drawing 4 (four) walks in a single game!

Biggest drawback is the music plays during a game in the background and I haven’t sussed out how to turn the fucker off yet!

On 3/6/2024 at 2:04 PM, Keith Houchen said:

Started Mr Mercedes last night. Really good first episode. Nice to see Brendan Gleeson playing a disgruntled miserable bastard for a change

Really good first season, was expecting worse because it’s a Stephen King thing. An excellent cat and mouse type thriller. However, it’s gone all Stephen King in the second series because. 
 

Jesus fucking Christ, as Gleeson would say. 

2 hours ago, Carbomb said:

There was also a guy called The Arsenal

I bet his offence was really good to watch but he couldn’t defend for shit. 

Just now, Devon Malcolm said:

Bolton fan so she's probably still using telegrams.

And when it comes to social media, Bolton fans use Telegram. 

17 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

I'm glad to see a guy called "Amissah" is not a striker.

Sounds like Mark E Smith being asked for his daughter’s pronouns. 

47 minutes ago, Loki said:

3 - The Great Escape (Spectrum)
One of the few games I played, and completed with my Dad.  Also one of the best film adaptations ever, let's be honest.

Oh wow, well done on completing it! I never did, but what a game!

23 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Could be worse. His first name could be Justin or Alex.

Like Alex Hiscock at our school, who was only referred to for the duration of school as Al-licks His-cock. Great days.

Someone I knew went to school with a Rich De Barr, which became Shit Stabbar. As you say, great days. 

That first name is what we say as an instruction and say it at birth. 

The new series of Hunted started on Sunday, obviously ACAB so you want everyone to win but there is a pair of posh boys who you hope fall down the stairs a few times before being processed. 
 

Also, there was a pair of older women who the helicopter was trying to spot in central London. Gee, I wonder if that’s them on your screen or do loads of people have a bloke with a camera running alongside them and filming them as they go. 

Marvellous fayre!

There is no way Man Utd have ever had a worse fan base than for example Millwall or Rangers. Worse fanbase in football isn’t the most annoying, it’s the most violent, racist, homophobic and horrible cunts. The ones you fear for your town getting ransacked when they go on the rampage. Man Utd have never been in that conversation. 
 

Sure, plenty of dickheads showed who they were by ignoring or turning a blind eye to people on the books being sex pests, but I bet you’d not get wrestling fans do something like that. 

20 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

That reminds me….

More than an honorable mention to your finest work good sir.

Us pretentious cunts prefer his earlier work, like California Joey. 
 

with honourable mention to HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

Happy MLB The Show 24 Day to all who celebrate. 

On 3/16/2024 at 3:16 PM, hallicks said:

Checking in on @Keith Houchen

Only just regained consciousness!! Thought we had blown it after not killing the game off but the amount of times we’ve scored in Robins Time should’ve told me that wasn’t going to be the case!!

Got probably the best draw for the semis as well.  It’s a massive massive ask to win it, like, it’s Man Utd. Sure they aren’t what they used to be but they should win it comfortably. Hopefully our magnificent travelling support can equal out their hometown advantage and we somehow make it to the final! It’s surreal that we are in the last four!

“Increased Bumps” explains the Twitter twattery on some night for little tone. 

28 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Didn't know that!

Didn’t he Rob somewhere while wearing his name tag and uniform? Not the brightest. 

19 minutes ago, Chili said:

Booker is a bit daft and very 'DM me babez' but I reckon, in an actual ruck, I'm taking Booker. He could lamp Punk had enough that Sammy Guevera would sell it hundreds of miles away.

Then he’d throw his discarded food wrappers over his limp body.