CuckedByMenry

T'was all a bit shaky at first, but like a virgin popping his cherry, we eventually got there. A huge thanks to all the participants and voters, some fine submissions and praise/slatings. A mighty fine tip of the hat to Keith Houchen and congratulations to HarmonicGenerator on becoming the best thing since Will Smith. I will enquire with ze mods about a custom title of sorts.

Thanks again, everyone, you've made this magical.

"Stupid horse! It's a deer crossing!".

Stug Menry

Noice.

Well fuck me sideways, you two are wonderfully prompt. Since you've both posted three, voting will commence now, once again in the form of replies in this thread.

I think Houchen's in Venice on holiday.

Oh poo. Well, since he's apparently on a shoot (as Loki wrote in the main thread) I guess I'd be a grinch not to allow for some more posting time. Actually.... fuck Keith:

HARMONICGENERATOR WINS!!!!

Of course, the above statement is a lie. Any idea as to when he returns?

William Hill have got Arsenal at 4/5 to finish in the top four. Hate to say it, but it seems like a safe bet.

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That was pretty much my interpretation, too. They'd stuck her in the shower to give her a good stabbing so all the blood would wash away. How do you do a gang-rape in the shower? How big's Woyzeck's shower?

 

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Sod watching that in a cinema, I thought the thing was going to kill me in my own room.

Caught the second half of Eden Lake tonight....

 

I watch a lot of movies, and I'm thoroughly desensitized to whatever a movie throws at me - besides dogs being hurt - but...

 

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The image and sound of that Asian kid with the burning tire on him stayed with me for days.

 

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Nasty little film, just reveling in how much violent shit it could pile on. No surprise at all that it ended in a

 

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gang rape. Zzzzzzzzzz. Try harder, rape-loving filmmakers.

 

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You thought it ended in a....

 

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Gang rape?

 

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I thought it ended with....

 

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The woman about to get murdered.

 

That aside, there were one too many "I'll seek safety with this person. Uh-oh, they know each other" incidents. But yes, it's one of those films where a scene or two could understandably settle in your mind for a while; for me it's the ending. The tyre-fire death would've been more effective if we weren't shown it, the kid just looked like Ghost Rider junior with his head stuck in a Dunlop.

 

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Caught the second half of Eden Lake tonight....

Vintage Butchi.

Well aware of the movie adaption, my mini-rant is more to do with the foolish assumption that people in the UK won't be able to tell the difference.

Whoever decided to change Avengers to Avengers Assemble for the UK to avoid confusion with the donkeys old TV series is a patronising piece of monkey shit who should be fired and repeatedly punched in the face while their loved ones watch from a burning building.

Put a very tiny bet on there being an odd number of goals in the first half at Stevenage/Tottenham, likewise for Liverpool/Brighton & Hove Albion. Even odds for both, which isn't bad at all.

Astro Hollywoy may well deduct points for the "BADASS" MS Paint job.

I'm so bad-ass, I made the camera say "cheese".

Rancidpunx must be so relieved how this thread is going right now.

A sly way of putting him back on the hook, Smally. Good stuff.

Axe tucked in the pants too, nice work.

 

Oh,I always have that there, didn't even notice.

 

I'm a hard man! Do I win anything?

The right to give Trevor a custom name if he fails to pimp himself.

Not sure if I should be posting this in here or the T-Shirt thread, but I can't resist showing off my new shirt.

 

Probably in the T shirt thread. Can you put it on a hanger so i can see it better.

I wish some forum member's mothers used a fucking hanger.

Barbs, that sig is incredible.

Benoit & Bobby Eaton vs Scorpio/Bagwell, skip to 11:00 and watch the Tumbleweed legdrop, Holy FUCK

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just sit on his face why dont u 2 cold

That was simply incredible.

I have over a hundred ties. It used to be a running joke that the ones I wore were hideous, so friends would contribute to the collection when they saw particularly ugly ones in shops.

I also have over a hundred. Sadly, I bought nearly all of them, a few of them are thought of as hideous and half of them are various shades/styles of black or purple.

I love purple.

I'll be going to a televised Raw show in the states next year and am aware that additional events usually happen when the cameras stop rolling. In terms of time, can anyone say how much?