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Besides, most of the women I know could be mistaken for men in the right light anyway 

You've got something in common with practically every other guy from North London.

What would guys do here if a woman starts laying into them?

I wouldn't do any of the following:Hit her back.Say "That's it, punish me, I've been baaaaad."Offer them money to stop: This'll probably give her the impression that you think she's a hooker.Grab her arms to stop her hitting me: Spectating guys will see this as either hostile or an opportune time to be a hero and get in the girls good books, or her pants.

Back in school if someone hit me I wouldn't hit back (lack of confidence, they had back-up and I didn't, etc). Had one scuffle that ended when the guy hurt his hand on my forehead due to a crap punch, and I accidentally broke a mates' arm play-fighting.I keep thinking that one day I'll bump into this cock who gives me verbal shit (a crack-dealing prick from my junior school) and he'll be with his mates and I'll end up trying to fight them off. He'll give me shit when he's with people but not when he's on his own. Pussy.

I would really like to hit you for saying that women just go for the hair and eyes. I have two fist and the right one has good hook on it.

I read that as 'I have two fists and the right one has a good hooker on it'

I hoped and thought Trish would turn heel as she was getting stale as a face, and (quite sadly) I predicted Paul Bearer would appear. I know I'm blowing my own trumpet but I rarely get more than one thing right so I'm making the most of it .I thought the SD tag titles would change though, and the Taker was a tad disappointing. Also felt sorry for Ultimo, slipping a second into being on TV and again on a rope after only 3 seconds of being in the ring. Wrestlers should avoid capes and masks, they're a jinx!The whole Brock/Goldberg thing pissed me off and killed the atmos for the next few matches. How the hell did so many people hear about the Brock story so fast?The Benoit result however, fan-f***ing-tastic.Oh, and kudos to Wiggy getting his signs on the TV!

What. The. F***.