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LaGoosh

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  1. Jason takes Manhattan is the biggest lie in movie history. He's only in Manhattan for about 10 minutes. But ~~~~ for the boxing scene.Though I do have a soft spot for all the Jason films, they make me laugh more than any comedy. The horrible dialouge, retarded attempts at "cool kids" and the jokes are so shit they are funny and everything is ridiculous and the kills are fantastic (even in the later movies where alot of the violence is cut).Though chapter 4 the New Beginning is probably my favorite, it has made me laugh more than every Mel Brooks film combined.

  2. Baise-Moi - Thriller? A woman kills her mate for no reason, she hooks up with another woman and they kill people for the fuck of it. The acting wasn't up to much, though I suppose that's what happens when you cast ex-porn stars. I came out of this movie wondering why the sex scenes were real when they added nothing, and hell, wondering why they even bothered with the movie at all. Utter wank.

    That's what I thought. They were allowed to show hardcore real sex on TV because apparently the movie is "art". The film is not art, it's fucking shit.
  3. Alex Mack (or Larisa whatever) is one of those girls who when you see her you, you don't think "Man, I want to fuck her" eg. Jessica Alba, you think "I want to play a love song to her on a guitar and then cuddle and kiss with her all night because I love her too much to soil her beauty with my distgusting penis" because she's so sweet and adorable.Another is Brit Actress, Julie Sawalaha. You might remember her as annoying daughter from Absolutely Fabulous, but if you ever saw her as horny Aussie barmaid in 'Time Gentlemen Please' you would see what a little sex kitten she is. Along with the bird from Uni in the second series. Them two at the same time would be better than seeing PWG live...okay maybe not that good.

  4. Cabin Fever was an insult to the horror genre.

    Care to list your reasons why rather than just making one single comment that means nothing. If anything it's a tribute to the horror genre, it's very obviously heavily influenced by movies like Dawn Of The Dead, The Thing, Brain Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, Last House On The Left, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and many others and you can see the directors passion for horror movies during it.
  5. I watched the anime Metropolis yesterday and loved it to bits. Best animation in any film ever(ever so slightly ahead Spirited Away and Akira).I paticularly loved the end scene set to an old fashioned song as a futuristic city fell to bits and the main character tried to save the girl/robot he loved from death. Probably one of the best scenes in any movie I have seen in a long time.I also watched Napolean Dynamite the other day, it was pretty funny but strange. I watched it a second time and enjoyed it alot more though. My favorite line: "Napolean, you're just jealous because I've been at home all day on the internet talking to hot chicks."

  6. Zombie crisis ey..... well, I would round up the survivors, find some planes, and fly away. If that didn'twork, find some plane's and some nukes, and nuke the bastards.

    That's a GREAT idea!Oh wait, no it isn't. Rounding up survivors would be a huge unnessecary risk, how often do you just "find" a plane, do you even know how to fly a plane, finding nukes(are you an eijit?) is ridiculous and you wouldn't even know what to do with them if you did.
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