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I remember hearing about it and thinking "Wes Craven doing a werewolf movie? cool" but then seeing the trailer and the unbelievably cartoony CG werewolf put me right off it.

Cabin Fever was an insult to the horror genre.

Care to list your reasons why rather than just making one single comment that means nothing. If anything it's a tribute to the horror genre, it's very obviously heavily influenced by movies like Dawn Of The Dead, The Thing, Brain Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, Last House On The Left, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and many others and you can see the directors passion for horror movies during it.

Is it wrong that scene turned me on?

Yes. *slight spoiler*But rather you get turned on by a girl shaving chunks out of her legs than when she fingers that guy earlier in the movie.

I love Cabin Fever, it's just a balls-to-the-wall gross-out bloodfest of a movie but is set apart from other horror movies by having good acting and good characters and a good script.After you see it you'll never think of girls shaving their legs the same again.

The Fly.Fucking great.

I watched The Wickerman last night, I enjoyed it. Good performances, an original concept and a great ending. I'd definitely recommend it.

I tried watching The Howling last night, it was fucking terrible and bored me shitless, I usually watch a movie to the very end to make sure but I turned this on about 10 minutes before the end because I really didn't care and it was pissing me off. The special effects sucked and the story was shit.

I hated Hero with a passion. It's like they spent all their time trying to make the film look good and forgot to make me care about what happens to the characters or give it an interesting script.It's too artsy-fartsy, without anything to give it meaning.

Rosemary's BabyGood film, I always like films about the dark side of religion and found this very good. Recommended.

Sin City is awesome. The Longest Yard is not. It starts off pretty funny but has too many serious moments and not enough humour. And the end Football game is exactly the same as the one in The Waterboy with all the jokes taken out.

I watched the anime Metropolis yesterday and loved it to bits. Best animation in any film ever(ever so slightly ahead Spirited Away and Akira).I paticularly loved the end scene set to an old fashioned song as a futuristic city fell to bits and the main character tried to save the girl/robot he loved from death. Probably one of the best scenes in any movie I have seen in a long time.I also watched Napolean Dynamite the other day, it was pretty funny but strange. I watched it a second time and enjoyed it alot more though. My favorite line: "Napolean, you're just jealous because I've been at home all day on the internet talking to hot chicks."

Don't worry, some people think it's bad to hit women.I, on the other hand, am a large beleiver in equal rights. Annoying women should be punched just as hard as annoying men.

Zombie crisis ey..... well, I would round up the survivors, find some planes, and fly away. If that didn'twork, find some plane's and some nukes, and nuke the bastards.

That's a GREAT idea!Oh wait, no it isn't. Rounding up survivors would be a huge unnessecary risk, how often do you just "find" a plane, do you even know how to fly a plane, finding nukes(are you an eijit?) is ridiculous and you wouldn't even know what to do with them if you did.

Has anyone seen HOUSE OF THE DEAD? Zombies are fast runners in that one but they do seem much more stoppable than RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD zombies which are officially the deadliest zombies around.

Is that the movie where the zombies can talk and act just like normal humans?Because that film sucks balls.

And zombies don't starve. None of their major organs except the brain works. The eat, but the food they eat doesn't actually go into their system, they eat purely by instinct...eg. if you blew a whole through a zombies stomach so that he had no stomach left he would continue to eat, because the brain tells the zombie to eat and if the zombie isn't even digesting it then it wouldn't starve.

That is some repugnant shit.

How about you explain why instead of just saying one thing and making yourself look like a cock.

I think she was just quoting Pulp Fiction. :(It's scary to think none of us but Goosh know what to do if zombies did attack us.

Oh, I thought she was just saying I was talking shit. And I got pissed off because this thread is just a bit of fun and I didn't want it to be ended by some flame war crap.Anyways back on topic: Even though I know pretty much what to do, I'm pretty sure I'd eventually be killed anyway, if it got to a level 4 crisis...then I'd rather be dead.The thing is if the outbreak was just in Britian we would be quarrantined(like in 28 Days Later) and probably all major cities would be nuked.

And zombies don't starve. None of their major organs except the brain works. The eat, but the food they eat doesn't actually go into their system, they eat purely by instinct...eg. if you blew a whole through a zombies stomach so that he had no stomach left he would continue to eat, because the brain tells the zombie to eat and if the zombie isn't even digesting it then it wouldn't starve.

That is some repugnant shit.

How about you explain why instead of just saying one thing and making yourself look like a cock.

This is a classic topic Just to address a point raised earlier about the zombies travelling to the mainland by the Channel Tunnel: the French would probably set an army up at the other end and shoot anything that moves, which rules out the possibility of zombies or survivors getting through.Also, the possibility of using flight to escape is out of the question as any surviving pilots would have fucked off to Barbados or somewhere by now. I don' t think the chances of being able to sail anything big enough to cross the channel are very good.Personally, I would try to get to my car, using homemade, low-impact explosives made from spirits and fireworks and a baseball bat and large knife. If it wasn't possible to get ot my car as my house was surrounded by zombies who have smelt my flesh from miles around, I would take a ladder and scale the rooftops on my terrace until I got past the hoarde of zombies who were specifically after me until I could find a car that I could hotwire. I would drive that until i found a more suitable vehical, such as a Land Rover or cherry picker. I would search for a weapons shop, such as a martial arts shop or a hardware store. I would try anywhere where I think there might be survivors before gathering foods from a supermarket by charging through the shop front and scooping food into my vehical. I would then drive, slowly if necessary (to conserve fuel) to the hills, where I could chill out in my vehical until the zombies are all starved.The hospital idea isn't so good because it is probably one of the first places that would be overtaken by zombies. The morgue is the first obvious source of zombies, and then the immobilised patients would be easy pickings for the zombies. Unless you could clear the hospital of the zombies, it would be a deathtrap.

Your plan is good but has some problems.Firstly you have to know already how to hot-wire a car(you might, but I'm guessing that like most people you don't).Explosives might be good but there is no garantuee they will actually destroy the zombies brain. It might hit the ground, blow their legs off and then they will just continue to drag themselves towards you. And the sound will no doubt attract more of them.You search for a weapons or hardware store might hvae to lead you into a highly zombie populated area which'll make it very difficult to stop and pick up some things.And zombies don't starve. None of their major organs except the brain works. The eat, but the food they eat doesn't actually go into their system, they eat purely by instinct...eg. if you blew a whole through a zombies stomach so that he had no stomach left he would continue to eat, because the brain tells the zombie to eat and if the zombie isn't even digesting it then it wouldn't starve.The only hope for people waiting it out is to wait for decades for the zombie to completely rot and decompose so their is nothing left.

This thread should be pinned just so when then inevitable happens people can quickly read up on it before the power gets shut off and can form a survival plan.   

Why not put together an online survival guide (with printable version in PDF?) and link to it in your sig, with the demand that everyone bookmark it?

Or you cheapos could just buy the book instead.

Okay when there is a zombie crisis you and me meet up and find two zombies, I'll jam a crowbar into one of their eye sockets and through their brain....and you throw water at the other one.Well be Zombie Killer Tag Team Champions in no time.

Ok lets try a scenario here...were roll with gooshys warehouseIts 3 months after the epidemic, as far as you know theres no survivors aside you, a friend and his wifeThe rations in the the warehouse are running out (especially the water) but if you leave for the next warehouse you cant be certain the place would be secure from the zombie hoards outside (rougly 70 zombie)Weapons consist of bats with nails in them and fire on sticks (neither are good in groups), traveling by rooftop is hard, the next warehouse is nearly half a mile awaywhat do u do?

In this case there would be no safe option. Your only choice would be to grab the rations you have and get the hell out of there. Sure it would be a big risk leaving but you have no choice. It's either run and find another safe location or merely sit and wait to die in the warehouse. Make sure you travel by day, because zombies can easily find you in the night just aswell as the day while it would be harder for you to see them.It would be better to risk you life than wait to die.P.S. This thread should be pinned just so when then inevitable happens people can quickly read up on it before the power gets shut off and can form a survival plan.

The government know all about the zombie problem, according to the survival guide they have known about zombies for years but still have no official military plans for such a crisis. Although there has been zombie crises before but have been covered up by the government eg. mad cow disease.

In the survival guide there is details of plan for what to do when the whole world is overun and there is no chance of being saved by the government or army. It's long as hell so I won't detail it but it doesn't sound too much fun. You pretty much just have to live the life of an extreme survivalist, remain hidden from the world ad live in the harshest of territories.

Where did u get the guide Amazon says its out in september and if theres a zombie epidemic I'll be woefully under prepaired

Look closer my friend...September 1, 2003

In the survival guide there is details of plan for what to do when the whole world is overun and there is no chance of being saved by the government or army. It's long as hell so I won't detail it but it doesn't sound too much fun. You pretty much just have to live the life of an extreme survivalist, remain hidden from the world ad live in the harshest of territories.

but doors and such are usually wood, even at warehouses, plus when you break in to it (assuming you dont own the place) your gonna do some damage to the doorsplus other survivors might not be happy about sharing their hiding space with you (ala dawn of the dead with the angry bikers and the guys in the mall)

To open the doors I'd pry them open with a crowbar, then when inside I would grab every spare object and jame it up against the door so no motherfucker can get in.And if any survivors didn't want to share the space with me then I'd just force my way in their and if they had a problem I'd either kill them or throw them out. And if I blocked the doors up properly then I doubt any bikers would be able to get in anyway. Plus if they are going looting they will go to the obvious places like supermarkets rather than out of the way warehouses which they probably don't even know about.

Night of the living dead syndrome Mr gooshthe zombies could surround and claw their way in, warehouses are made of timber and rusty which wouldnt hold in an onslaught

Since when were warehouses made of timber?!And if you go in the warehouse and there aren't any zombies in the area and you keep quiet you'll be fine. Also in warehouses is alot of equipment and large crates, perfect for blocking doorways. And most warehouses have a fire escape ladder.There will also probably be atleast one vehicle nearby, which will be good for a short-term escape where you could then possibly flee into the woods.