Jump to content

Sergio Mendacious

Paid Members
  • Posts

    1,655
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by Sergio Mendacious

  1. I went on the Wiki page, because I really want to see this, but can't stomach animal cruelty scenes, so I scrolled down to the Controversy section. Regarding the disclaimer at the end:

     

    <-- click on 'spoiler' to show/hide the spoiler

    In addition to the film's atmosphere of sordid realism, the kangaroo hunting scene contains graphic footage of kangaroos actually being shot. A disclaimer at the conclusion of the movie states:

     

    Producers' Note. Photography of the hunting scenes in this film took place during an actual kangaroo hunt conducted by licensed professional hunters. No kangaroos were expressly killed for this motion picture. Because the survival of the Australian kangaroo is seriously threatened these scenes were included with approval of leading animal welfare organisations in Australia and the United Kingdom.

     

    The hunt lasted several hours, and gradually wore down the filmmakers. According to cinematographer Brian West, "the hunters were getting really drunk and they started to miss, ... It was becoming this orgy of killing and we [the crew] were getting sick of it." Kangaroos hopped about helplessly with gun wounds and trailing intestines. Producer George Willoughby reportedly fainted after seeing a kangaroo "splattered in a particularly spectacular fashion". The crew orchestrated a power failure in order to end the hunt.

     

    At the 2009 Cannes Classic screening of Wake in Fright, 12 people walked out during the kangaroo hunt.

     

    [close spoiler]

    ");document.close();

     

    Similarly, I put on Who Can Kill a Child? last night, having never seen it before, because it seemed the most summery of the classic 70s Italian horrors, but it starts with ten full minutes of horrific news footage of various atrocities. Barely seconds in, and there's a lingering scene of a bunch of emaciated corpses being tipped into a mass grave during the Holocaust. Also, most of the dead bodies you see from the various wars and stuff (lots) are children, as it's making some weird, and pointless connection with how children are the ones who suffer the most in conflict and famine. But it's a fun little film, and you'd miss nothing by skipping the first ten minutes, I just felt a bit blindsided and queasy.

     

    It's not Italian, bro, it's Espangnole. I've never seen Who Can Kill a Child?, although that was a decent era for Spanish shockers, outside of the Paul Naschy movies. I didn't bore through the synopsis, as I would like to see it

    <-- click on 'spoiler' to show/hide the spoiler

    hint, hint

     

    [close spoiler]

    ");document.close();, but it sounds like that Brit horror The Children, which I quite liked, along with obviously lots of other killer kids films. Anyone here seen Devil Times Five?

     

    I could see the point of the animal killing in Wake in Fright, and it's obviously not as cheap and exploitative as in the Italo cannibal movies (John Morghen and R. Bolla both tell stories about the shit that directors tried to put their actors through to do real animal killings when fake would suffice), but it's very chilling.

  2. Been on holiday this week and decided to admit my age and take a long-wave radio along with the shorts and straw hat. First time I've ever listened to TMS for an extended time, let alone a full game. Think I picked the right match to start...

     

    Welcome to the team. This weekend's coverage had everything to love about TMS - great cricket, bags of cake discussion, Blowers rapping, grumpy Aussies, celebrity cricket fans, Boycott-baiting, ongoing feuds with members of the crowd, and drama in abundance.

     

    TMS on longwave is to be treasured though, as I doubt it'll be around much longer.

     

    I think that the death of TMS would kill about 50% of my spirit.

  3. I've been listening to some old radio shows with Wade Keller and Dave Meltzer all the way back from 1992. I almost fainted at one bit of news. When Hogan was trying to break Hollywood there were plans in the works to have Hogan and George Foreman do a Lethal Weapon style buddy cop TV series. Which I can only assume got shelved when the Baywatch people got on board and decided to do Thunder In Paradise instead.

     

    WHY WASNT THIS MADE???!!!

     

    Grillgate fallout.

  4. At least 9 months after Max Moon shagged Tatanka's wife, there was no space child. Tatanka's wife had heard of Paul Diamond's reputation of never letting any shots in.

     

    She was only in it for the one-nighter, because he was such badd company.

  5. Proof that if there are 3 things I shouldn't wear, they'd be hats, sunglasses, and vests.

     

    9200923451_1710bee8ab_b.jpg

     

    It's also hard to look dignified while swilling from a bottle of water. If I wasn't so hot, I'd photoshop a Satchmo-style trumpet in there.

     

    (someone else do it)

     

    I think you've found a new book cover, Astro

  6. This is like those porn conventions, where you can get a picture of Gianna Michaels squeezing you testicular sack.

     

    (snip)

     

    She's like an old porn actress willing to do anything, it looks like.

     

    Plenty of porn actresses in their mid 20s in the "prime" of their money-making careers whore themselves out for extra cash anyway, it's not just the preserve of the washed up!

     

    Having had a really fucked up journey from Playboy model to washed-up pornstar, Terri Weigel is now a 50ish topless "hostess" on Florida fishing boats.

     

    To be fair I bet Mae Young is better than Trish anyway. All that experciance plus no teeth!

     

    Non-transferable skills.

  7. I do have a soft for the Phantasm films, although ive always felt that the comedic edge and sense of surrealism was somewhat accidental and caused by the sheer shitness of a few of the performances, Reggie Bannisters being thd main culprit.

     

    I see a lot of it as being that way - it's like catching lightning in a bottle. The ideas involved were great, and the ropey acting, the cheapness of the movie, and the scariness of the Tall Man offset Coscarelli's ineptitude.

  8. John Dies at the End - Big bag of pants. Silly, cheesy horror-comedy, where the horror isn't horrible, and the comedy isn't funny. The book was also intelligible, but far more entertaining. Also, it's that kind of indie movie that has Paul Giamatti and Clancy Brown in the cast, but they seemingly (especially Giamatti) were available for one quick day of shooting, being only in one location. The leads are fuck annoying, too. It's pants. A lot of people like Don Coscarelli's films, but outside of the original Phantasm, I think they've been total arse. Yes, that includes Bubba Ho-Tep, which benefits from some good performances, but also features Reggie Bannister, and is wank. Thankfully, he seems to be on the outs with Coscarelli, so he's not stinking up this film, although the best thing about Phantasm, Angus Scrimm, is wheeled out for a few moments that are just about the best in the film.

  9. Moo's living on Chinese rock; all his best things are in hock. Moo's in Aruba, living high on the hog from all of those paido contribs. Moo transcended money long ago, and lives on a barter system. Moo can't visit this forum more than once a year, for tax purposes. Moo is Kaiser Soze. Moo is short for Moon, suggesting that its true: Moo is the One Man Gang.

     

    So many Moo rumors... Moomores. But what's the real Moo truth.

×
×
  • Create New...