Sergio Mendacious

Two people on my news feed have believed the "Assam Rape Festival" to be real. Dear oh dear.

It says so in the paper.

Frying tonight!

Ryback is so limited, that if you catch lightening in a bottom with him you better run with him.

Quite the prospect.

Is it actually Ryback's fault all of this though? Obviously he's no super worker but I think he's done good with what they've given him. WWE are to blame for fucking him up, they've booked him like total shit. They could have been making tons of cash with Ryback. I don't think he could ever hold his own as a full time main eventer but you got a guy who could easily hover around the midcard and sell shit loads of t-shirts.

He could have worked at improving in the ring, but aside from that, I'm with you. He seemed pretty over despite running with the multi-jobber squashes for too long, but since then they've booked him about as badly as possible over and over, steamrolled any attempts at fixing their handiwork quite quickly, and now he's just fodder.

That's a bit harsh. I reckon he should be kept on salary until the day he dies for the way he's killed his body for them. The reason he is always injured is because they always needed him and always rushed him back because they cant get new acts over to a level where they could use him sparingly. If they'd have taken care of him better, he'd not be in the condition he currently is.

 

Its a sad state of affairs that he's still more over that most of the roster, some 11 years after his debut.

It's going to be a real bollocks of a day when Rey just falls apart like a shattered vase in the ring, or Cena's arm falls off. They're probably waiting for technological advances that let them put the working parts of those two lads together, and sell the rest to superfans for meat.

Apparently its a one week trail thing. Like the work placements the dole used to stick people on.

I'm hoping to hear tell of Davey Richards litter-picking down by the embankment.

That sounds fantastic - everything is aligned, I think, as my DVD of Giallo a Venezia just turned up, along with "Spaghetti Nightmares", and Hatchet for a Honeymoon was on last night and is on the DVR - I'm going to have a mini-giallo festival, come hell or high water.

I'm looking for stuff to go on my Christmas list, but in good conscience, although it's second only to a Kevin Sullivan book in my wish list, I can't pay justify shelling out (even indirectly) for Maniac Mark Lewin's book.

I got off my bike by Orton Street once, and did an Orton pose, apropos of nothing - no camera, no friends, just other cyclists and motorists. More embarrassingly, I think realised the M was hidden, and it was actually Morton Street. I didn't do bumps for fifteen minutes and look to tag out, though.

I have very effectively filtered out the malcontents from my facebook. However, I'm staying with my parents for a short while, and I've been doing some tech support for them. That's led to contact with my mum's facebook. It's like ground zero for everything in this thread. It's horrible.

I know little of Del, but I did love this mashup with Justice.

Fuck me, that's one of the worst things I've seen in wrestling. Don't even know where to begin. I'm guessing one is Davey Richards, how about the other? Silly cunts.

It was his tag team partner in the Silly Cunts, Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards.

I enjoyed HHH patting the midget.

I'm imagining, if they were to sign him, he wouldn't be 'David Benoit' anyway.

I'd imagine they'd bill him as Chris Benoit.

Gotta get some of that stimmy!

One of my favorite songs.

Haggis Munchers

I had a fuck load of haggis in a bun the other day and it was absolutely nectar.

 

 

 

 

Edit - Double post

It is illegal to import haggis to the U.S. That's very peculiar, I assume the haggis I see in the Scottish shops is some sort of bastardized version.

I thought I was going to be able to go and see it for Halloween, but it turns out that they're actually showing the Nic Cage shitfest. The bees, or some such shite.

I saw Lea Michelle pretty recently - it was about 7am, and she was looking bedraggled. She is also tiny.

Orton needs to be celebrating up on Reigns shoulders when HHH gives the thumbs down.

Cena's going to collapse into his component parts in the middle of a match one day, and the assorted limbs, torso, etc will still go over in a cracking match.

Paranormal Activity 3. I thought the bit

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I haven't even seen the first one yet. I'm not sure I care enough about them to even bother with that much.

I think I've seen them all at the pictures, and yet I think they're all shite. I have a history of that, letting people convince me to go see films that I don't have any hope of liking. I went to see the first three Pirates of the Caribbean movies with different people each time, and they were all wank (the third one was on a special level of shite, though).