Slapnut

Modern wrestling is just wrestlers saying stupid things on Twitter, isn’t it?

They only look battered in the sense they’ve been beaten to a bloody mess.

Seriously, are all battered chips bright red?

On 10/15/2019 at 5:39 PM, scratchdj said:

The Rock, Vince, Chyna and Kane being weird.

Didn’t she recreate this photo in a film some years later?

39 minutes ago, Daaaaaad! said:

b) Big Show would've been a better and more impressive candidate for the lift anyway.

The Ryback beating Big Show for the World Title after a mammoth Shellshock would have probably done a lot to repair him after the CM Punk thing, but of course Show had to drop the title a few months beforehand so they could do that bonkers Alberto vs Swagger match we were all clamouring for.

3 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said:

Abyss beat Sting by DQ and won the NWA World Title. Being TNA, when they started they implemented the rule that titles could change hands via DQ, then proceeded to not mention it for the next 3 years so that when they decided to do actually do it and everyone had forgotten about the rule. Cue Mike Tenay having to cover with “OOOOOOOH, that’s right! Titles CAN change hands by disqualification in TNA”

I think this is quite commonly brought up, but a little revisionist. They definitely brought it up quite regularly, and I’d only been watching TNA for about a year at that point.

But yeah, definitely still shit.

I’m actually a bit impressed he used “cudnt give too fucks” rather than “cud give too fucks”.

On 9/15/2019 at 1:37 PM, Slapnut said:

Started doing Park Run last weekend with a time of 32:33, and then managed to get it down to 28:31 yesterday. As somebody who couldn’t run a mile at the beginning of the year, I’m fairly pleased with myself.

Would love to get that down to 25 minutes within the next few weeks.

27:13 this Saturday just gone. Almost spewed immediately after.

Started doing Park Run last weekend with a time of 32:33, and then managed to get it down to 28:31 yesterday. As somebody who couldn’t run a mile at the beginning of the year, I’m fairly pleased with myself.

Would love to get that down to 25 minutes within the next few weeks.

Pardon my ignorance, but trying to wrap my head around this absolute shit show has rendered me brain dead.

How would the Tories (all cunts, btw) stand to benefit from a general election now, in both instances of tomorrow’s bill passing or not passing?

1 hour ago, C-Rock said:

Wonder if Ronda will return and team with Becky to face them

That would make no sense whatsoever, how could they justify-

glances at username

Ah, I see.

16 minutes ago, Seratonin said:

I'll check this thread for opinions

After watching the show, yeah?

30 minutes ago, Ironic Indie Lad said:

Just sticking Cesaro vs Dunne on the card seems a bit desperate though. Almost like they have gone "Shit lads...we need a ****+ workrate match on this card pronto"

Not too sure what’s wrong with that. Card looks a bit naff so put a match on there that they know will deliver.

Desperate or not, if it makes it a better show then why not?

Absolutely boiling hot take that I don’t think anybody has mentioned yet, but does anyone else think it’ll be interesting to see if AEW are still selling out arenas when the hype dies down??

Just thought I’d bring it up because I don’t think anybody has considered that yet.

2 hours ago, Mr Butternut Squash said:

I don't think I could handle all those facials!

Anyone manage to get FFAF tickets for Cardiff? Looks like they sold out within the minute.

Seems it’s been moved to the SU too, so hopefully there’ll be more tickets released.

3 minutes ago, Accident Prone said:

Good stuff from the lads there. Tom DeLonge looking like he can't be arsed is great, and practically reaffirms him as my least favourite member of Blink.

I’m assuming you’re on about Matt Skiba? Tom left Blink years ago.

Sorry - I’m aware how much of a bore I am pointing this out.

A reasonable 28 degrees forecast for Cardiff tomorrow! Sounds lovely.

It’s a shame I Chandler Bing’d myself into working in London tomorrow.

15 minutes ago, Maikeru said:

The star rating system is meaningless. The criteria used is extremely vague and unclear; what makes a good wrestling match is pretty much entirely down to personal opinion. 

Careful you don’t burn yourself on that hot take there!

Haven’t been paying close attention but watched a few clips this morning. Have I missed something or are Aleister Black and Cesaro having a match over a game of knock knock ginger?

1 hour ago, Supremo said:

Who do you think is more aware that their partner is carrying them and that they’re probably fucked if the team ever breaks up?

Seth Rollins by the sounds of it.

6 hours ago, Rey_Piste said:

I am in Newport, so I am going to the Tiny Rebel brewery tonight. Apart from picking up a few cans of Pump Up the Jam and Peaches and Cream any other recommendations of something to try.

Cwtch is absolutely lovely, definitely give that a go.

49 minutes ago, Loki said:

We're all old.  Is anyone under 30 on this forum even?

I have 2 months until I’ve successfully avoided joining the 27 Club. Fingers crossed!

6 hours ago, BomberPat said:

It's not?! 

17 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

It’s not?

Funnily enough, I always thought it was “It’s not - X-Pac”.

15 hours ago, Shy Dad said:

the SU bar I worked in refused to serve me for a week as all I ate was bread and butter as I just love bread

I feel like I’m missing something here. Why did they stop serving you because you kept eating bread?

3 minutes ago, rollthedice said:

Well im going to try and make it as the Blackpool Takeover was good fun.

I dont know Cardiff at all, does anyone know where this is likely to be held?

The Motorpoint Arena is probably the most likely venue. It’s right in the middle of town and it’s where all the WWE house shows are held. The Ice Arena would be an outside bet, but a better option I reckon.