Cannibal Man

If anybody here turns up, please ask him about the rumour that he's fucking shit scared of cucumbers

oh, fuck a dog!

Shame, could have been a job in Whitehouse security for Jerry Flynn there

1 minute ago, PowerButchi said:

Well, Kim Wayans was in the TREMENDOUS In The House, and sang in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka.

Actually aye this is a shout too, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka disqualifies the Wayans from 'worst' aswell. It has one of the top five scenes in all of film history in it

2 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Well....good. 

Have the Wayans ever made music? As they could 100% qualify for shot across all 3 mediums.

Blankman with the other Wayans who never shows up in Scary Movie et al is too good for this to be considered. Video shop standard along with Celtic Pride and Quick Change.

Going with Hey There Delilah by Plain White T's as worst. On top of being a pissy wave of insipid shite from the POV of a fucking wool, I had to hear it nearly every day in September of 2007 being driven to and from the face unit of a hospital after my undiagnosed and uncontrolled diabetes turned a small cut on my face into a fucking abscess the size of a tennis ball. Unit was a first come first served so i'd be up at 7 with no sleep and a dry mouth in agony and inevitably on the journey there or back that fucking song would come on sung by some utter, utter prick in that Glasgow Uni accent.

Greatest is a hard one, but the first one to come to mind is A Little Respect by Erasure

I've got a WCW book somewhere that I got given as a kid that's basically just that Blackman page with everyone from the '92 or '93 period. Off the top of my head the only thing I remember is that Arn Anderson said his favourite food was steak and potatoes, The Freebirds listed shagging among their interests and that sometimes i'd read it and imagine having Johnny B Badd or Big Josh over for tea and being able to knock it out of the park because of this handy guide

38 minutes ago, Onyx2 said:

15,000 gallons of beer!

"...probably more around 9,000 gallons"

- WON, May 1987

That's some next level frightener on auld Tomato's head there

Really enjoyed the staff yelling something to the effect of "ALL HOT DOGS A POUND" during what I think was the Suzuki/Ishii match in an attempt to shift the remaining stock, hope it's audible on the video

I managed to get through the hordes to get to Tiger Mask at the merch stall to see if he had any replica masks for sale, saw one on the table and the motherfucker goes to me NINETY QUID with a smile. Taking The Piss Mask, mate. Think it might have been the ring worn mask from that night though, so fair enough if it was but that's a fortnights dole in 2003 that.

Other than that, aye as above it was a great show. Okada and ZSJ, Suzuku/Ishii and the four way were all spectacular. Hottest building i've ever been in, too. Total mess by the end of it. Only just realised too by the time I got home - fucking Takashi Iizuka was there biting people and I forgot he's in that insane match from WrestleWar 92 against the Steiners. Made up to have seen him.

EDIT - should clarify Tiger Mask didn't say QUID - just ninety

Wonder if they'll edit out the raffle and birthdays when the shows get uploaded on the Network

Guessing Nikki either put a spoon in the fork tray or forgot to use a coaster

Just to add to the want list of those two comps on the previous page - I'm looking for the Venum Black best of too. Haven't seen a copy of it doing the rounds for a few years now so any help finding it will be sincerely appreciated.

Been after these two comps for years if anyone can help me out. Mate had them off SST about 15 fucking years ago and i've never been able to find 'em since, found Vol. 1 in the series by some miracle but never these two. I found a UK trader called Michael with them listed on his site 8 years ago but no contact details. Huge waves of karma to anyone who can find these - 

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Wrestling's Horrific Moments 3 - You F@*!ed Up! 

kahashi & Aquarius Vs Yaguchi & Hayette: (Aquarius gets his leg broken NASTY) / 
The Gangstas Vs D-Von Dudley & Mass Transit: (The Infamous Mass Transit incident) / 
Vic Grimes Vs New Jack: (Extremely high fall from top of a scaffold & they miss the tables!!) / 
The Dudley Boyz Vs PG-13 Vs The Eliminators: (Perry Saturn blows his knee out) /
 3 count Vs Jung Dragons: (broken nose) / 
Hardcore Holly Vs Kurt Angle: (Holly breaks Arm) /
Mad Man Pondo Vs Ian Rotten: (Shooting with Scissors) /
 ECW Championship Barbed Wire Match: Sabu Vs Terry Funk: (Sabu rips open his arm!!) / 
Manny Fernandez Vs Invader 3: (Invader pukes up blood ..very sick) /
 ECW TV Title Match: Rhino Vs Rob Van Dam: (RVD Breaks his leg) / 
Mitsuharu Misawa Vs Vader: (Vader breaks his Arm) / 
The Pyramid of HELL!: Lobo & Ric Blade Vs Hardcore Nick Gage & Zandig / 
New Jack Vs Angel: (New jack breaks his leg) / 
Mike Awesome Vs JT Smith: (JT takes a nasty backshot on the guardrail) / 
Kawada Vs Mitsuharu Misawa: (Kawada breaks his arm) / 
Chris Benoit Vs Sabu: (Sabu gets dumped on his head & breaks his neck) / 
Hit Squad Vs Big Unit: (Kristy Kiss breaks her neck legit after getting powerbombed of the apron thru a table!!!!) /
 Sabu & Rob Van Dam Vs The Sandman & Tommy Dreamer: (Sabu looses teeth in this match!) and more!!

Horrific Moments 2000 

Light Bulbs Board Lights-Out Death Match: Shadow WX Vs Mike Samples (Fire Incident) / 
No Rules Match: Ian Rotten Vs Madman Pondo / 
Falls Count Anywhere Match: Matty Smalls & Eddie Phatu Vs Hideki Hosaka & Yoshinari Sasaki / 
Death Match: Mr.Gannosuke Vs Sabu / Zandig Vs Kronus / 
Ultraviolent Arm-wrestling Match: Zandig Vs Justin Kase /
 Highlights from XPW Death Match Tournament with Kronus, Supreme, Axl Rotten / 
Wifebeater Vs Shadow WX / 
Fire Death Match: Mitsuhiro Matsunaga Vs Jun Kasai /
 Zandig Vs Tomoaki Honma / 
Barbed-Wire Board Match: Tomoaki Honma Vs Crazy Sheik / 
Fire Death Match: Zandig & Nick Gage Vs Mitsuhiro Matsunaga & Jun Kasai / 
Explosive Barbed-Wire Death Match: Riki Choshu Vs Atsushi Onita / 
Weapons Cage Death Match: Axl Rotten Vs Supreme / 
Barbed-Wire Board Match:Zandig Vs Wifebeater & Justice Pain / 
Thunderbolt Cage Match: Hayabusa Vs Kodo Fuyuki / 
"After Dark Match": Zandig Vs Ryuji Yamakawa /
 Cage Of Death Matches: Zandig Vs Justice Pain - Pain Vs Lobo / 
Light Bulps Death Match: Tomoaki Honma Vs Madman Pondo / 
Fire Death Match: Yamakawa Vs Jun Kasa / 
New Jack Vs Vic Grimes / 
Fluorescent Light Bulps Death Match: Nick Gage Vs Wifebeater / 
Barbed-Wire Board Glass Death Match: Zandig Vs Tomoaki Honma

On 2/25/2018 at 11:43 AM, PunkStep said:

I think we all want to see what @Cannibal Man comes up with as a tattoo fix for this.

Gonna hold off on judgement til i've seen this Talkshit Getbit lad in the ring

Poetry that, can't stop laughing at this

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I said 'Do you think I can't climb the bastard ladder?! I can climb straight to the top of that ladder with no hands!' They were like 'Bullshit' so I went straight to the top of the fucking ladder and said 'Look, can anyone else do it?'

Lovely image of Taylor in his gear at the top of a ladder roaring "EE AR! SEE!?" at the agents

1 hour ago, Otto Dem Wanz said:

Absolutely love this shoot, my highlights:

On being asked by JR to “sacrifice something for the company” and move to Memphis: ‘I told them “I int sacrificin’ fuck all sorry”’ *chuckles*

Oh fucking hell, yes, telling JR "i'm no' sacrificin' fuck all" got me good & proper.

Just walked to the shop and back too thinking about this shoot, and cracked up at him describing his Tracey Smothers match, where he takes a chop to the throat that nearly kills him, and describes his way out as something like "I thought fuck this"and a flat "nah" when asked if he enjoys the indie matches he's having because he's too knackered

Watched the Dave Taylor shoot from Highspots after reading a recommendation on here years back. Doesn't go very in depth and it's really short compared to a standard shoot interview but it's a proper delight hearing somebody say things like "CAN'T BE ARSED" "SHITTIN ME FOOKIN' SEL" and "DOES THY KNOW T'ELBOW" to Americans, aswell as asking the guy "D'YOU KNOW WIGAN?"

Imagine having $100m at age 72. Being able to ponce it up the wall on spending your final few years bumming anything that's not nailed down and downing cans of FAXE until your heart gives out at a Billy Pearce gig on a cruise liner. Instead you plunge the lot into an already failed venture that lives on in the minds of any poor bastard who remembers it as a punchline, announcing it to an audience of pisstakers with about half a kilo of foundation on your kite.

Best of luck to him, either in making it a success or making an absolute fucking orchestras of it.

Cheers for the votes, lads. It's a grand old forum to be part of, to read and contribute to. Here's to 2018

Ah'll si thee!

"HELLO...BRAH...YOU'RE QUITE GOOD...AT....TURNING ME ON"

Just watched that Goldberg doc on the Network, and the absolute kip of yer mans head here

Hasn't been the same since he had his head shaved ten years ago, but that's the worst it's been. Few more years of that unchecked and he'll be rivaling Jack's Creation

3 hours ago, tiger_rick said:

It's Sid.

There's nobody I love more than SID JUSTICE but it's fucking heartbreaking to think the guy throws punches like a Bushwhacker walks.

Gonna have to figure out a cover up for that big 'ALBERTO' tattoo. Could always add 'NLYFOOLSANDHORSES' to the end of it.