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Shit Poster

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  1. Rap, rap blah blah etc. FIN.

  2. To be fair violence is not the answer you should probably just have a stern word in his ear about this injustice that should do they trick.

  3. You have to rise up from the keyboard like sick mutants from the flames of hiroshima.You are the chosen one spread the word like it's the bird because the bird bird bird is the word.

  4. It seems I have missed your birthday. Happy very belated birthday. Can you hear that? It's the sound of the UKFF sleeping as the best posters have been slain in their prime. For ye olde mighty MOD bring back the pCc and the posting will resume at a level we have come to expect. The longer they are bannished to the forbidden land of zarf the longer we will have to listen to family guy,Triple A

  5. Whatever they did/whatever they done/they didn't mean it/ we just want them back / want them back/ want thme back/ want the pCc back for good/ I guess now its time the pCc came back for good. Hello there Rick it's your birthday soon all those posters gone bring them back for your party. Also at your party can we bring green tea it makes me perky like pinky and the brain classic.

  6. When the turtle danced with the hippo the crowd cheered in delight. The night sky was bright and the candles were in the wind. I miss the times when you would read my lovely poems and laugh, who will read my poems now? who will sing my songs? All hail the leader, amen.

  7. Holiday? Not on holiday till 27th, why did I have so many people looking at my profile? Getting paranoid. I say Ste... oh never mind, where is your bag?

  8. I need to finish that comment

    I did check out the lady in your profile picture she doesn't hold a tit too Vikki Blows. Laters Mr Small, I and having pie and chips for my dinner. When I kidney you say steak, kidney......

  9. If you have 5 clowns and I take away three apples from ten oranges you have a lot of math that can't be answered in a normal way. If you take 3 E's two acid tabs and bomb some speed while sniffing coke you will find those answers lurking in the garden of eden. Forbidden fruit is the fruit of the holy and holy is the hole in the sole of my shoe. I hate your profile picture it bugs me. I did

  10. I liked the clown picture so much more.

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